Numa Numa Yay! Numa Numa Numa Yay!

Maaaaayahheee!

Maaayahoooo!

Maaayahhaaaaaa!

Maaaaayyaaahhh-HA HA!

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Yesh. That's right. I brought Numa Numa into this. But the good Numa Numa of course! The Miyavi Version. Ya know, the one that actually sounds good and isn't nearly as annoying as the original. Hahaha. But I digress.... before the post has even started. Hahaha.

And now for something completely diffrent, THE POINT OF THIS POST!?!! Hahaha.

Hmmmaky. So basically, I was thinking about names and such. Still racking my brain cavity trying to remember what the hell I wanted to change Kazuo's name too when I go to thinking, Radic isn't a particularly epic name, is it? .... -shrugg- I'm not so crazy about it anymore. I was thinking about changing it to Reznik. Which is just fun to say, eh? Hahaha. Anyway, I don't think think that it would mess anything up too bad if I just changed the name. Do you?

Drop a comment, tell me what you think, I KNOW THAT YOU WON'T! And really, I appericaite all of your none exsistance advice and comments. Truely your support is overwhelming! -dripping sarcasm-

Much Love!
-Lita Kaye.

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Numa Numa Yay!

Numa Numa Yay!

Numa Numa Numa Yay!

All For One and All For Love

Aiyaaaaaah! O_-

Okay. So just recently, which in this case means literally two seconds ago, I decided that I absolutely hate calling my Planet/Universe, The Makai. I hate it! It's stupid. It's lame. Now I need to think of something else to call it. Loverly.

I haven't decided to what I wish to change it yet though. Maybe one of the names that I rejected using for my countries? I don't know. But I'm working on it.... Kinda.... Alright! Alright! I'll get to it eventually. I'm not that concerned about it at the moment.

And speaking of naming things, I decided that I was going to rename Kazuo. And I came up with something unbelievably brilliant as a substitute annnnnnnnnd then I forgot it. I think that it started with an S or a K or maybe even a C. But that's literally all that I remember. And it's driving me a bit insane, not gonna lie. -sigh- And apprently, this was the ONE detail of my book that I asked absolutely NO ONE for their opinion on! So no body even knew that I was thinking of chagning his name, let alone what the hell I wanted to change it too..... Oh well. Maybe it'll come back to me, eventually.... Hahaha.

Also!! I think that I have finally decided that I want Kerian's daughter's name to be, Lillith. Because if you recall I switched Kikyo and Kiska's roles in my book and then turned around and decided that I hated the name Kiska. Hahahaha. So yea. I think I'ma go with Lillith. I don't know why. I just think that it fits.

Annnnndddd I remade the picture references for Lillith and Kikyo. And I even attempted Darnell's partner, Hawk, for the first time EVAR!?!! And I'm not gonna lie I think that he looks pretty good. Hehehe. He doesn't look quite as much like Link as I would have hoped. But I did the best I could with what I have And it's really, really hard to find hair that looks enough like Link's!

Hahaha. I know what you're thinking, excuses, excuses Kitty. Just shut up and show us the pictures already!

Weeeeeeeeellllll, I'm not gonna! I'm gonna have a sandwhich. Deal with it. Hahaha. Just kidding, I'll show them to you guys sometime after I've decided exactly how skanky I wish to make Lillith and what color skin I wish for Kikyo to have. (I'm leaning toward pinkish-red at the moment.) Also! I may well change Xanathos' name to Marik! Because I love, love, love that name! Haha.

Now! To the "point" of this post!

I have been itching to write a Song Fic for sometime now, And I need you people to help me decide on which song to use! ....... -giggle fit- I can just picture the look on your faces when you realize exactly how pointless this post really is!?!! Hahaha!

Anyway! Here are the choices,
-Crawling, by Alice Cooper
-Shameless, by Billy Joel
-Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen
-Because You Live, by Jesse McCartney
-Without You, by Jesse McCartney
-Feels Like the First Time, by Foreigner
-I'd Come for You, Nickelback
-Gotta be Somebody, Nickelback

There are a bunch more. But for now I've narrowed it down to these ones. So, VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES!?!!! Or if you don't know any of these songs .....then, just pick one at random. And if no body votes, like I suspect will be the case, theeeeen I'll just pick one at random.

Ford WindStar

FORD WINDSTAR

RECALL

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This Vehicle is Dangerous to Drive

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Ford Windstars are now part of a major recall. This recall is due to faulty rear axles. They have been reported to crack, causing the vehicle to be extremely unsafe to drive.

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On October 15, 2010 my friend Sean was driving his 2001 Ford Windstar to school when he lost control of the van. He crashed into a building and died, and his passenger was seriously injured. Sean was only 28 years old and had two young children at home. Luckily they were not in the vehicle at the time of the accident. He was supposed to pick them up later that day and if they had been in the car at the time then they may also have lost their lives.

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If you or someone you know drives a Ford Windstar please remember this story and keep the dangers of driving this vehicle in mind the next time you, your family or your friends get into the car.

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SAVE A LIFE

DO NOT DRIVE FORD WINDSTAR

Beware The Flaming Bucket of Crap Ass

HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAYYY!
From Fire Breathing Smilie Faces...?
AND HE LOOKS FABULOOOOUUUUSSSS!?!!!
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Okay sooooo, I have been writing a lot lately. Almost constantly actually. Believe it or not, it's true! Hahaha. And whhhyyy haven't you seen any of this fabulous new work, you may or may not be wondering? Well, I'll tell you!!! It is simply because Blogger absolutely refuses to let me copy and paste my stuff from word documents into the post, which is beyond annoying. Especially because you can more or less copy anything that you want from anyone's blog.... And really, what the hell is that about? Hahaha.
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Anyway, the two people who actually read this blog on a semi regular bais have been complaining of late that I haven't posted anything relevant in awhile. Which is true. And too this I offer but one excuse, my Honors class is really kicking my butt with all of this homework. I mean really! ....Oh wait. Two excuses! I've basically worked out all the little details of my story in my mind already, so I don't have something significant to post every ten seconds because I've got it all figured out! So, take that! Two perfectly valid excuses!

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However, just too make this post relevant, I have decided to post some more timeline-y stuff for y'all. Not that anyone cares. But still, how does Blaise's Timeline sound to you guys? Good? Good. 'Cause I'm going to post it whether you want to hear about it or not. Hahaha!

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Blaise's Time Line.... GO!?!!

Age 6

-Blaise's family is brutually murdered by a psychopath

-Blaise gets Amnesia and/or Repressed Memory Syndrome

-Blaise joins The RoQuero'Kubeh!

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Age 20

-Lucian is murdered by the same psychopath that killed his family so looong ago

-Blaise kills the psychopath!

-Blaise's memories are restored

-Blaise is named Lucian's sucsessor!

-Nicademus decides to stay with The RoQuero a bit longer too help Blaise out and ensure that Lucian's dying wish is respected

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Age 22

-Nicademus leaves The RoQuero'Kubeh

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Age 28

-Blaise meets Emma for the first time at the party!

-Blaise and Emma become the bestest of best friends EVAR!?!!

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Age 32

-Blaise and his trusty RoQuero fight alongside the Royal Family in Kerian's War

-Blaise is critically injured in battle, and saves Eclipse's life, only to be poisoned by his super toxic Dragon Blood!

-Blaise's DNA is mutated, making him a half Dragon!

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Age 39

-Darnell arrives from Earth and joins the RoQuero

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Age 40

-The RoQuero and many, many innocent travellers are under the constant attack of Kikyo

-Blaise and Nicademus and The RoQuero team up with Emma to save Serena an Eclipse from Kikyo!

-Kikyo is murderlizeded!

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Originally I had wanted to try and combine all of the main character's timelines together to create one gaint timeline. But I can't figure out how to type it out so that it makes any sense. I can only draw it apprently. Sorry. But that's just how it is.

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And yesh, I started as many bullets as possible with Blaise's name. He's awesome. Deal with it. Hahahaha. Yea. So, that's it for this post I think.

Mundo Jag Agg

Zomg!

Alice Cooper was Awesome!

But then again, he always is, isn't he?

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....And if you don't agree with that statement, then just get out. Leave my Blog never to return again FOUL TRAITOR!?!!!

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But yea! Alice Cooper was super awesome?! His opening band, The Murder Dolls, was significantly better then the guys who opened for him last time, Wednesday 13, but they still weren't that great. Ya know what would be great though? If Sick Puppies opened for Alice Cooper!?!! I would totally die if that ever happened. Best Concert Ever.

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Anyway, I'm getting off topic again. Last year when I saw Alice, he was on tour promoting his new CD, Along Came A Spider. So the entire show was Stephen themed. Which was really, really cool. This year, however, he was just on tour. So he sang a lot of his old stuff. Which is also really, really cool because I love his old stuff too!

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And he sang some of my favorites! ^^ Like "Vicious Young Man" and "Poison" and "Billion Dollar Babies." And! Get this, Alice killed himself on stage four times! Once via a gaint, ten foot syringe that injected him with like three feet of acid green liquid. Then he was beheaded via a Guillotine. And then they hung him! And then he was put in one of those Chest of Sword things and squewered!! It was really pretty freaking epic.

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I have decided however, that I am NOT a fan of Rob Zombie. Nope. In fact, I think that he's pretty much a hack. I mean is music is very good. But his lyrics suck. And his voice isn't that great. I mean the chorus to one of his wongs was literally, "Rock Mother Fucker, Rock The Mother Fuckers, Sick Bubble Gum," .....What the hell?

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And as anyone who has ever seen Alice Cooper knows, he doesn't have much in the way of stuff going on while he's performing. He's got one to three dancers, the sword, cane, or crutch that he holds in his hand, and whatever he uses to kill himself with. That's it as far as props and that sort of thing goes. Rob Zombie on the other hand, had a gaint robots, fire and confettii and bunch of big TV screens flashing pictures of boobs on behind him. Which I think was done in an effort to distract people from noticing that he's not actually that good. Hahaha.

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All in All, awesome concert. Oh! And my teddy bear's name is Vincent. In reference to Alice's real name, of course. Isn't he cute!?

Death by Tray It Shall Be!

Welcome back Tristan!

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And Random Guy in the background...?

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It's FINALLY October!!

YAY! -happy dance-

Epic Shyt Happening This Month,

-ALICE FREAKING COOPER CONCERT

-Halloween!

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Anyway, moving right along. This post has a point. And I will get to it, eventually, but right now, I HAZ TACO SALAD NOMZ!?!! XD

......And now for the point! I have decided that Darnell needs a partner! Yes, that's right an actual partner. An equal. A friend. Because Darnell is a team player. Sure, he is literally a one man army. But that doesn't mean that he can't play well with others. I mean, lookit how well he works with The RoQuero'Kubeh!

But just one though. I hesitate to turn this into The A Team and create Darnell an entire troop of friends, because knowing his personality, I think having to work with that many people all at once, all the time would annoy the ever loving shyt out of him. Nonononono, Darnell is definately more of a " The One Person That I Can Count On" sort of guy. So, I shall make him a partner!

I haven't decided what I'm going to call him yet, but I have decided that I want him to be a perfect solider, just like Darnell. And that he shall be a Sniper. That way, when Darnell charges blindly into a situation, like he has a tendancy to do, this guy can cover him. I've also decided that he and Darnell will have been the BEST OF FRIENDS ever since college. And that Darnell should be the one to have introduced this guy to his wife. And I have decided that he shall be black.

Hehehehe. I want him to look something like Link, from The Matrix. <3>
Anyway, The only downside to this fantastic plan is that I'd have to kill him. I know, I know! But if he exists then he must die! Darnell has to enter the Makai alone. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Hahaha. I'm sorry, that's just how it is.

Soooooo yea. I guess that's it for this post. I'll starting working on getting Darnell's friend and his wife a couple of names and some real, made by me, character references, eventually... Oh! And I finally finished all of the Timelines. Not just Emma's, but all of them. And I put them all together and everything makes sense chronologically now. So, if I can figure out how to post said timelines in a way that is not uber confusing, then I will. And if not, then ya'll will just have to deal with being confused. Hahahaha. You should be used to it by now, right?

Om Nom Nom Girlfriend!?!!

This is Tristan, The Moleclue Monster

...... OF DEATH!

Fear him.

Love him.

Look forward to seeing many, many photophucked pictures of him.

Anyway, I have decided that my timeline is complete crap. Which means that it must be fixed! Obviously. Hahaha. Ummmm, I haven't completely finished fixing it yet, but I'll show you what I have so far. But why post about it before I'm done fixing it? Because, I started typing this stupid post nearly a week ago, thinking that I would have the stupid thing finished by now, and it's starting to drive me a little insane!?!! And that is why I am posting my brand new, totally fabulous, incomplete timeline. Deal with it. Hahaha.

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Moving right along,

-Emma is three years old when she gets seperated from her family.

-Fouteen years Later-

-Seventeen years old now, Emma returns Home.

-Four years Later-

-Emma and Angel turn twenty one and Kerian starts a war for the throne.

-A couple months Later-

-Serena is born!

-Three years Later-

-Kerian is brought back from the Dead! Angel gets stabbed and poisoned and just generally maimed and then she's crowned Queen of Zarius!

-About a year Later-

-Zareck is born! And Angel and Krys get married.

-Four years Later-

-Serena is eight years old! And Zareck is four! Yay, happy family! Then Kikyo comes along and kidnaps Serena and Eclipse intending to kill them and steal their powers for herself. Sounds like fun, right?

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Hahahha. Yea. so That's the main plot line. I'll post again about Blaise and the RoQuero'Kubeh, and Nicademus and Kai's plotlines. Ya know, after I stop procrastinating and finish them. Hahaha.

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But speaking of Blaise! I have decided that he needs to be older. I think that I had originally had him being only a year or two older then Eclipse, which would make him twenty two, twenty three years old. And just recently, like literally ten minutes ago, I decided that a year or two is not enough. So, I think I'll have him start off at like twenty seven or so. Kay? So, when Emma is seventeen and Eclipse is twenty one, Blaise shall be twenty seven! Which sounds like a much better plan to me at the moment, but who knows? I could change my mind. Hahaha.

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GOOD DAY MY FRIENDS!?!!

I Rock and I Ramble, My Brain is Scrambled

Okay, so, the other day when I was sitting in Math class, totally paying rapid attention to each and very single word out of the Professor's mouth, like ya do, I had a series of life altering Revelations about my book! Mostly to do with Kikyo and Kiska, but still, LIFE ALTERING! Hahaha. Now, I'ma share them with you, my semi loyal followers and fans.

-Firstly! I have decided that I absolutely hate Kazuo with grey skin. I hate it! Why did you people let me think that THAT was a good idea? Hahaha. So, needless to say, Kazuo shall return to being practically Albino.

-And I have decided to switch Kikyo and Kiska's parts in my book. Kikyo will now be the one kidnapping my husband and daughter and Kiska will be Kerian's daughter/Xanathos's sister. Although I have decided that Kiska's name MUST be changed asap, as I have recently decided that I hate it. OH SO MUCH HATE FOR THAT NAME ALL OF A SUDDEN! Hahaha. I'm leaning toward Selene or Demona, right at this moment, but that could very well change.

Yea. But I've just decided that the character of Kikyo, is far too maniacal and evil to be a pawn in Adrienne's plans like Xanathos is. She deserves to be a major villain. And really, considering on who she is based, is that really that much of a surprise? I don't think so. Anyway, I don't plan to change either of their powers, the girls are just going to swap. And I'm going to redo both of their character references. Because in addition to Kiska's name, I've decided that I hate both of their faces. Hahaha.

-And! I have also decided to change Kikyo's motive for kidnapping Eclipse and Serena. I mean, althought her previous motives did suit my purposes perfectly, they weren't exactly original. Or even particularly interesting. So, they MUST be changed. And I have decided to go with the 'Power Seeker' motivation. Basically, I chose this one because I wrote a short story about a BILLION and a half years ago about Blaise and Vlad, (There's a real surprise, right?) and althought the story sucked I always loved the concept and the way those particular villains operated. So, I'm going to adapt Kikyo's motives to fit this concept. And the best part? I don't have to change anything to fit this cool new motivation. (Hahaha. It's the Jacob Motivation!) All I have to do is add some stuff. Which shouldn't be too bad. I mean, all I have to do is make up a legend and create some kind of weapon or a talisman, a spell, something that will absorb and transfer the power of the people that you kill with it. But I'll brief you some more on that some time in the future. Right now, it's almost completely irrelevant.

-Also! I have decided that it is not conceivable, not even for a Vaikas of Angel's super impressive stature to have fully healed from a such critical injury, inflicted with a poisoned blade within the day or two it takes Adrienne to take over the castle. So, because Angel is a tough, die hard bitch, she will be in the final fight scene of Book Two, and she will kick ass. However, she will not be nearly as impressive as she generally is. I'm also thinking of having her rip out all of the stitches that Krystal so kindly fixed her up with in the process of kicking ass.So, expect to see my beloved sister COVERED IN BLOOD!?!!?!!! At some point during the battle, or perhaps after das battle scene. Hahaha.

-And, I have decided that instead of letting Adrienne escape during the chaos and confusion of the battle at the end of Book two, that she shall be captured and deported to Tethys along side Selene/Demona and Xanathos. And then within days of being there, the troop can run into Kikyo and Kikyo shall cut down Adrienne and steal her power and then recruit Selene/Demona and Xanathos into her army of minions hell bent on WORLD DOMINATION!?!! Hahahaha! And why the hell not? Xana is a Power Hungry Monster with an Inferiority Complex. And Selene/Demona will want revenge. Particularly on Angel, because no body gets away with treating her that way. NO BODY! Hahahha. Yea right, Selene/Demona. Whatever.

Killer Tofu!

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourselves to witness,

The FANTASTIC Adventures of CAPTAIN ELF BOY and BUBBLY CAT GIRL!?!!

In TECHNICOLOR 3D!?!!

But without pictures,

Because I am far too lazy for to be making SIMS right at this moment,

But instead I have....

Umm.... CAPS LOCK!?!!!

YAY

LOCKS THAT ARE CAPPED!

OHHH MOST VICTORIOUS VICTORIES!?!!

Hahahahaha!

Anyway....

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So, as you may or may not know, I have a cute, new boyfriend!?!! His name Tim, but I call him, Princeling. Because he seriously looks like he belongs in Lord of The Rings. I mean, I swear to gawd, he looks just like a freakin Elf! And so far, I think that he's kinda perfect. ^/////^ But let's not get into that right now.... Hahahaha.

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Alright so the other night, we were discussing his natural talents not only for being super sweet and charming, but for being able to turn me into a giggling, exceptionally feminine, bubble headed fool each and every time he says something sweet AND for being able to time such sweet, charming comments so that just when I am FINALLY getting to the point where I can stop smiling and giggling like a stupid School Girl, HE DOES IT AGAIN!?!! Hehehe.

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Well, actually, maybe discussing is the wrong word. I was accusing him of being able to do all of these things. Which obviously he can. Obviously! Then we decided that because he has these MYSTICAL powers over me, that he must be A SUPER HERO! And I admit that the fact that I even suggested such a thing, was greatly influenced by Eddie Izzard and his "I have Decided to Associate with Super Heros" rant, but that is really irrelevant to my point now isn't it? Hahaha. So, at first he was skeptical. Thinking that he would be a lame super hero if he had powers such as these. But I convinced him otherwise with a response that said THIS!?!!

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Random Citizen: Oh help us Captain Elf Boy! We need a girly female for some baizarre reason and we're fresh out! Whatever shall we do!?!!

Captain Elf Boy: No problem Random Citizen! -turns to me- Liz! You are a cute little Cat Girl and I love you more then my new video games!

Bubbly Cat Girl: Awwww! <3>

Random Citizen: Thank you Captain Elf Boy! You've saved the day!?!!

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More or less. Hahaha. I changed some of the words and added a bit more description to make it sound just a bit less retarded. But yea, TADA!?!! And earlier today we decided that Captain Elf Boy and Bubbly Cat Girl's ARCH RIVALS are, Drum Roll please... EMO NINJAS!?!! Yesh! The most evil of evil, EMO NINJAS! Whoose soul purpose in life is too destroy the world by cutting off all of Captain Elf Boy's hair and forcing Bubbly Cat Girl to wear skinny jeans!?!!

-gasp-

>_<

......The Horror! THE HORROR!?!!

Hahaha. And the best part? Princeling is an artist! And I haven't seen any of his work yet, but I bet it's FANTASTIC! And I think that we should turn this into a comic book/strip/whatever! Because even if we were the only ones who got it/thought it was funny, it would still kick major bootahy!

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And my Blog is doing that annoying thing that its does sometimes where it respaces everything that I've typed all by itself simply because it can.... RAGE!

Bazinga!?!!

So, a number of hyper amusing things have happened to me in the last week or so, which I believe to be the Universe's way of trying to make up for screwing me over again and again and again in basically every aspect of my life. And I have decided to share them with you!?!! Or at least a few of them. This post would just go on and on and on FOREVER if I told you everything. And to be honest, even if it wouldn't go on and on forever, I still probably wouldn't tell you everything, because Ima a raging Brat-Burger. -sticks tongue out- Deal with it!

Firstly, I would like to tell the tale of something HILLARIOUS that one of my Karate Students said to me Monday Night.
Background! As, any of you who actually care would know, I scratched my eye taking my contacts out and while back. So, I'm not allowed to wear them for awhile. Which means that I've been wearing my glasses a lot, obviously. Anyway, I went to Karate and was teaching as usual, two weeks til the next student test, so there are a lot of people coming in for reveiw, but other then that it was simply Karate as usual. And then I left with my brother and Izzy, cause she needed a ride home, and one of my students followed us out. Jason.
So just as we're getting into the car, Jason comes over to me and says, AND I QUOTE!
"Excuse me Ma'am, I noticed that those glasses make you look more intimidating."
Hahahahahaha!?!!!?!! This is all true. Anyway, I started at him for a moment or so and then said "Uhhh, thank you? I'll see you next week." 'Cause I mean, really, how does one respond to something like that?

Also, I would like for someone to please explain, how I can chop literally SIX INCHES of my hair off and have like only twelve people will notice. And yet, I stop wearing my contacts for a month and all of a sudden I'm hearing, "When did you get glasses?" every TEN MINUTES!?!! And the best part is that every single person that has asked me has seen my glasses before in the past. What the hell, does NO ONE pay attention to me?


Now, I would like to tell you all of the Dr. Phone Murderer Incident.


And I would like to start off by saying, I hate Girl Jeans! The pockets are wicked shallow and literally nothing stays inside them, as nearly any girl can testify too. So naturally, each and every time, I go to the bathroom or change my pants or sit down, I have to check my phone or it falls right out of my pocket! And I, being of razor sharp wit and clever reasoning, have just recently decided to start conteracting that as often as I remember too. Hahaha.


So! The other day when I went to the docter's office to be fingered by Cruella Deville and they had me change into that stupid gown thingy that they always make you wear, I took my phone out of my pocket and put it down on the exam table so that I wouldn't drop it on the floor. Smart Plan, right? Wrong. For after I changed into the stupid gown and the docter came back in, she moved the stupid peice of paper that they put on top the exam table and my phone was sent crashing to the floor.


Now, I have dropped that phone about NINETY EIGHT MILLION TIMES, and nothing has EVER happened to it before. And yet, for some baizarre reason, this time the stupid thing SHATTERED!?!! That's right, shattered. My screen now looks like somebody punched a stained glass window. It's fabulous really. So now, I'm stuck using my old pink razor. Which I find to be throughly awkward now, because my other phone was soooo much smaller and I don't have the nessicary symbols to make this, =^.^= face anymore. But it's whatever, I didn't lose any of my numbers. Which is good. Although, I am going to be super bummed if I lose all of my pictures from that phone. Infact, I may even cry if that's the case, because I had some many pictures of my Flashimus Maximus on that phone.....



And now, onto The FANTASTIC Adventures of CAPTAIN ELF BOY and BUBBLY CAT GIRL!?!!

Or at least that was the plan originally. As of right now however, I have decided that a happening of such EPIC proptions deserves a post of it's very own. WITH PICTURES!? ....IN TECHNICOLOR!?!! Soooo, you guys will just have to wait a bit longer to read about how EPICALLY EPIC AND HILLARIOUS and.... painfully lame I am. Hahaha. I mock your pain as if you really care. Ha!

Hair All Frizzed Out with Angry Thoughts

Alright. So, the other day, I was thinking about the last time that I listened to a friend prattle on and on about her stupid Girl Porn, a.k.a. Romance Novels. I'm fairly certian that the reason this conversation started was because I was hating all over Twilight and Werewolves in general, so naturally she began to tell me all about "Shifters" in the realm of super lame Girl Porn Novels.

Did you guys know that in the Universe of Girl Porn Novels, there are such things as Were-Bears and Were-Tigers and so on and so forth? How messed up is that? Honestly. Anyway, I am sitting there thinking 'What the phuck?' Because I realized almost immediately that in all of these stupid Girl Porn Stories about Shifters, they did not use a single animal that was not "Pretty" or "Sexy," if you know what I mean.

And honestly, how messed up is that? I mean really, I would looove to live in the Girl Porn Universe where ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE is inhumanly beautiful and powerful and mysterious and sexy and you never have to date any jerks because EVERYONE has a soul mate within a 5 miles radius of their house and he or she falls instantly in love with you, just because you exist. However, this is reality. Or what passes for reality in the Girl Porn Universe. And such madness does not happen!? It just doesn't. And in my, most expert opinion, if the "Gods" or "Genetic Reseachers" or whatever, were going to create such beings that they would and should naturally go for whatever animals possess the most extreme and well polished of survival traits on the planet. But clearly, that is not what happened here.

So, since the Girl Porn Universe is clearly not concerned about using animals with Genetic Superiority, I have decided to make a stand for less attractive animals by writting my own string of stories documenting the TOTALLY EPIC ADVENTURES of a bunch of highly unlikely, completely kick ass Shifters. Hahaha.

I haven't decided exactly what animals I'm going to use yet. But I know for a fact that I'm going to use the following,
-Angler Fish
-Skunk
-Plytapus
-Shark

Hahahaha. I'm also considering using,
Sloth, Emu, Walrus, Red Panda, Chipmunk, Crow, Fruit Bat, Tarantula, Poisonous Dart Frog.

Anyway, that's my super awesome, random post of the month. Enjoy it Dearies.

And All The Voices in My Head Have Every Right to Be There

WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!!!

Guess who just bought tickets to see Alice Cooper!?

I did!

-happy dance-

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

VICTORY!?!!

And my seats are pretty good too!

^^

He's playing with Rob Zombie, who I am not a huge fan of but he certianly doesn't suck.

Which is a good thing.

Because he's playing with

ALICE FREAKIN COOPER!?!!
WAAAAHHH!

Sir Lord Barron Von Vader Hamm

Alright, so as anyone that I work with or text frequently would know, I've been working on the character references for the psychotic bastard that kills Blaise's family and mortally wounds Lucian. And I think that I've finally come up with something I like.
AND HERE HE IS FOR ALL TO SEE!?!!!
Isn't he cute and creepy in a sort of mentally derranged monster sort of way? I think he is. Hahaha. Anyway, I think that I'm going to call him either Rorak or Zorrin. At the moment, I personally am leaning toward Rorak. But I'm sure that by now, you all know have how often I change my mind. Hahaha.


Ummm, also I have decided that he shall be a scorpion. Which is partially why I chose this dark grey/black skin tone for him. Ummm, I am still working on his powers and their extent a little bit. But I know for sure, that he shall be poisonious. With highly neurotoxic venom, of course. I am also reasonably certian that I want him fight with twin knives or possibly even a small ax, as opposed to a sword. I don't know why, I just feel like he should fight with a small, quick weapon of some kind.


Annnnnd yea.... That's about it. I mean he is a psychotic killer. He has no motivation, he just likes to kill anything and everything that crosses him. He doesn't care whether he lives or dies. He's got no friends or allies. No past... What more can I possibly say about him? Hahaha.

"Some men aren't looking for anything Logical,

Some men just want to watch the World burn."

I'll make sure to make a mention of which name I settle on sometime in the near future.

Pimps and Junkies and Whores? ... Oh my!

Okay, so this post is pretty much just an update. I was looking through my pictures and SIMS and what not the other day and I decided that I hated Lucian. I mean for the love of Gackt. I knew his hair was aweful and glitched when I chose it for him originally. But I was looking at it the other day and I literally couldn't stand the sight of it.... I also decided that he needed diffrent eyes.

So!?!! I went back and changed him. And here for the World to see is my brand new Lucian.


He's kinda cute, right? Hahaha. I like him alot. He looks much less silly and more leader like now. Which is a good thing for a leader, I think. Hahaha. Anyway, that's my new Lucian. Love him!?!!

Blah, Blah, Blah, I NEVER LIE!?!!

Alright. So, I was talking to my beloved Kirapaws <3

LET'S GET IT ON!?!!

-Firstly, Nicademus and Lucian were bestest best friends. And it is a well known fact that after Nicademus ran away from home, he travelled with the RoQuero for sometime. So, it stands to reason that Nicademus, would have still been with them when Blaise joins the RoQuero. Which would also better explain, why Blaise and Nicademus are as close as they are.

I mean, originally, Nicademus basically only agrees to help Blaise and Emma, out of respect for Lucian and the fact that Emma is his Grand Daughter. However, when you think about it, and examine everything that goes on between them in this book, you realize that Blaise gets away with an awful lot of things on Nic's ship and brings him alot of grief and in the end Nic still loves him. And I think that if Nic was there with Lucian and watched Blaise grow up a little bit and pherhaps if he thought of Blaise as his little brother or something, that that would better explain their bond.

-Which brings us to my next point. Nicademus has a pretty good life with the RoQuero, why would he leave them? Well, I've got the answer to that one too!

It has been decided that Nicademus will be at the fight in which Lucian is murdered. In fact, I think that I'm going to have him lose his right eye in that fight. Instead of having him lose it when he challenges the current Pirate King for his title. Because I think it'll be a little more dramatic. And, that will also bring the total of people that Blaise cares about that get wounded in that fight up to three. Which will add to his rage, which will fuel the brutal murder of the psychotic demon that has basically destroyed his life twice. Because this is the same demon that killed his family, all those years ago, remember?

I'm thinking of letting Blaise boil this guy's blood in his veins before he takes up Lucian's sword and just destroys this guy beyond all recognition. Saving Nicademus in the process. I'll give you the break down of that Battle in another post.

Lucian dies slowly, because although his wounds aren't fatal, the venom that the psychopath injected into his system keeps Lucian's body from being able to heal the wounds. So he just keeps bleeding. Which sucks. But before Lucian dies, he names Blaise as his successor, even though Blaise is only like 15. But you already knew all of that.

Anyway, Nicademus will stay with Blaise and back him up. Taking it upon himself to make sure that Lucian's final wish is respected, regardless of whether Blaise is fit to lead the RoQuero or not, until the rest of the RoQuero realize that Blaise is actually a very good leader and accept him as such. And after that, Nicademus will begin to wander again.

-I have finally begun work on this psychotic killer's character references. I was thinking of making him a Black Widow Spider or a Scorpion or something to that effect. A snake might even work. Ya know something, poisonous and creepy and such. I'll show you the picture of what I have so far eventually. Hahaha.

-Now, let's talk about Atreyu, Nicademus' not son. I believe that I originally listed Atreyu as an Empath, which I think is a really cool power. However, I have decided that it isn't a very useful power for Demon Pirate. So, in light of this decision, I have changed Atreyu into an Air Bender!?!! Not literally, of course. I mean, he's not going to run around dressed as a Monk now or anything, he's just going to be a fantastic air bender.

Which I have decided is one of the reasons that Nicademus' ship is literally the fastest in the world. He's always got the wind at his back. <3>

-Now the girlfriend. I've decided that I don't like her name, Levia, anymore and that I shall change it. Too what, I haven't decided yet. But It will change. Her powers will also change. You see, originally she was post cognitive. Because that was important to the plot. She needed to see Nic and Blaise's separate pasts in order for a most dramatic scene that I wrote to happen. However, now that I have changed Blaise and Nic's pasts to include one another, that scene is no longer needed. And neither is a post cognitive Vaikas. So, I think that I'll make her Empathic instead.

Annnddd, I think that that is pretty much it, for my most recent bout of changes to the plot. Hahaha. Um, I've been making some super fabulous new character references. So, I'll post those soon..... GOOD DAY!?!!

What's a Motto to You?

Alright, I'm super bored. And I got a half an hour before I need to leave for my gawd awful job, so... whoose up for another irrelevant post? I know I sure as hell am.

Today's subject: Inspiring words and personal mottos.

- "Everything is beautiful, Let the Music carry you. Baby, I will follow you forever. No wehere else I'd rather be when your lying next to me. Let the Music carry us together."

- "The Chad is stuck."

- "Don't let that one love tear your world apart."

- "If only we had an electric Beaver!!?!"

- "I want to breathe without feeling so self conscious. But it's hard when the world's staring at you."

- "I don't belive in "No Win" situations."

- "Bazinga."

- "Life's more painless, for the brainless."

- "You either die a Hero or live long enough to see yourself become a Villan."

- "Death before Blindness."

- "That is very, very good my friend! -dramatic Gandalf impression- You fell through fire and through water and everyday was as long as a life age of the Earth! But you grabbed your germy opponent and punched him in the face repeatedly! And smoute his ruin upon the moutian side! And for that I salute you! HAZZAHH!?!!"

- "Everybody's got a voice. Now's the time to make some noise."

- "If you don't stand for something, then you will fall for anything."

- "You can take my head and cut it off but, you ain't gonna change my mind."

- "One such as you, should never be anything less then what you are."

- "No course is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it."

- "I'm through accepting limits cause someone says there so. Somethings I can not change, but til I try I'll never know."

- "Ain't nothing but a thing." Hahaha. Whatever that means.

- "Minutes are worth more then money. Spend them wisely."

- "I might get lonely, but I'm never alone."

- "To die would be an awfully big adventure."

- "Some Men aren't looking for anything Logical. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

- "When someone tells you that your children are Angels, are you tempted to remind them, that Lucifer was too?"

- "I'm a bitch. I'm a lover. I'm a child. I'm a mother. I'm a sinner. I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell. I'm your dream. I'm nothing inbetween. And you know I wouldn't have it any other way."

- "What are you hurting for? What are you searching for? Love."

- "And I can't think of a better way to waste my time, then trying..."

- "We've been given anwsers, still we're walking cancers, dressed up as life."

- "Hey, Why don't you go play with some balls or something Kid?"

- "I hate the way I need you when I don't know where you are."

- "Oh say can you see, my eyes? If you can then my hair's too short!?"

- "They can't break me, as long as I know who I am."

- "A matteress for a murder confession is a pretty good deal."

- "I'm not gonna let Dimitri turn mom into an onion!"

- "Wrong or right, black or white, if I close my eyes, it's all the same."

- "And when things go bump in the night, these guys shoot it."

- "I'm sorry that I'm late, I had to "choke the Nun" if you know what I mean."

- "Baby, there ain't no mountian high enough. Ain't no valley low enough. Ain't now river wide enough. To keep me from getting to you babe!"

- "Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?"

- "You are my exception."

- "I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight in an ever lasting kiss."

- "The heart can beat the hate."

- "If you've never seen an Elephant Ski then you've never been on Acid."

- "There are nights, you swear you were born to lose."

- "You've got to bring the heat, set the pace, competition, take the lead. This is it. All eyes on you, so stay on point and prove that you deserve what's long over due. Live your dreams. It's not as hard as it may seem. You gotta work to get the cream, on your hopes you must lean. From your fears, you've got to win yourself. It's all or nothing, give your everything!"

- "Can I take my pants off over my head? ,,,, No, of course not. My body is in the way."

- "I would give anything to have you kiss me in the middle of the street on the rainiest day of the year."

- "I don't like all of these lame wedding shows. I mean seriously, what gives some skinny white guy of questionable sexuality the right to tell me that everything about my dream wedding is wrong? Honestly, if I wanna get married dressed as Master Chief then I think I should be able too."

- "And I'll take you for who you are. If you take me for everything. I'd do it all over again. But it's always the same."

- "We're all the same color when you turn out the light."

- "You can't help who you love."

- "Together we can live with the sadness and I'll love you with all the madness in my Soul."

- "One man can be the difference between victory and defeat."

- "Loneliness ain't killing me no more. 'Cause I'm stronger then yesterday."

- "Eat sheild, Stabby."

- "There is a madness to the method."

- "We're all stronger then we know."

- "Do or do not. There is no try."

- " Don't you know you can go be your own miracle."

- "Never start a fight unless you're sure you can win."

- "Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."

- "Nothing is trivial."

- "True love never dies."

- "It's time to end this ones and for all."

- "I called you a whore and broke down your door, but you don't even hate me. And how can I heal when you won't even feel? Why won't you hate me?!"

- "THE WEAPON WE HAVE IS LOVE!?!!"

- "Hate is easy, love takes courage."

- "Love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them not to use it."

- "I am not just some prize to be won."

- "Every hands a winner and every hands a loser and the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

- "Dying is a day worth living for."

- "Life is a bitch and so am I."

- "Walk away before I finish what you started."

- "Hit me with your best shot, knock me down it's all in vain, I'll get back up on my feet again."

-"Now I'm gonna draw the line, cause you ain't gonna take my mind."

- "Victims, aren't we all?"

- "The power is yours!?"

- "You don't own me. I'm not one of your many toys."

- "I've seen your world with these very eyes, don't come any closer, don't even try. I've felt all the pain, heard all the lies, and in my world there is no compromise."

- "Even youths grow tired and weary, even young men stumble and fall. But those who trust in the Lord will renew their strength! They will soar of wings like Eagles! And will walk and not grow faint!"

- "Don't let no body tell you that your life is over."

- "I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had, someone to live for, unafraid to say I love you."

- "How do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart? It reaches way down deep and tears you inside out til your torn apart. RENT! How can you connect in an age where strangers, land lords, lovers your own blood cells betray? What binds the fabric together when the raging, shifting winds of change keep ripping away!"

- "Betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope."

- "Would you like to "Fluff my Garfeild?" If you know what I'm saying..."

Hahaha. Yea. So, those are just a bunch of quotes that I like. Words to live by in my opinion.... Anyway, they're all from songs and movies and I even managed to quote Yoda and some fortune cookies in there some where. Hahaha. There are many, many, many more. But this is all that I can think of at the moment/feel like typing out, right now. Sooooo, maybe I'll post some more later. Maybe not. Either way, hope you enjoyed this little glimpse into my mind.

The Chad is Stuck!?!!

We join our heros in the Sewers shortly after Lenard appears and attacks them.

Nicademus and Darnell: .... Shyt kicker.

Angela: -points Dust Buster at Leonard- Now your Mother has asked me to come up here and kill you.

Leonard: -moves to attack Angela-

Angela: -turns the Dust Buster on herself- ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'M A CLEAN MAN!?!!

Krystal: -grabs Angela's arm and pulls her out of the way- Get out of the way, you daffy bastard!?!!

Leonard: HEATHER!?!! -goes after Krystal- RAWR!?!!

Krystal: AHHHH!?!! I'm not Heather!?!! -runs behind Blaise and Angel-

THEN SUDDENLY THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN AND SAILOR MOON, MERCURY, MARS, JUPITER, URANUS, SATURN, LUNA, DIANA AND ARTEMIS BURST INTO THE ROOM!?!! Cause that's not a random assortment of Sailors or anything.... Hahaha.

Vlad: ....Where the hell did that door come from?

Sailor Jupiter: -super gasp- DAIMON!?!!

Sailor Uranus: -punches her left hand- Let's murderlize him!

Sailor Moon: Sailor Scouts HOOOOO!?!!

Artemis: -nod, nod- I expect nothing less then gratuitous violence from you girls.

Emma: -gasp- KITTIES!?!! -scoops up Luna, Diana and Artemis and cuddles them against their will-

Darnell: Like hell I'm sitting this one out. -pulls gun out and starts shooting at Leonard- DIE YOU UNDEAD MUMMY, DIE!?!!

Sailor Mercury: Bubble Spray!?!!

Leonard: -instantly dazed and confused and lost- Ehhh?

Sailor Mars: Burning Mandala!?!!

Sailor Uranus: WORLD SHAKING!?!!

Angela: -looks at Sailor Moon- Ya know, you remind me of the Babe.

Sailor Moon: What Babe?

Angela: The Babe with the power.

Sailor Moon: What power?

Angela: The power of Voodoo!

Sailor Moon: Who do?

Angela: You do!

Sailor Moon: Do what!?

Angela: Remind me of the Babe!?!!

Sailor Moon: -cries- I'M SO CONFUSED!?!!

Angela: I SAW MY BABY CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY! WHAT COULD I DO!?!! MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE, AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE!!?! NO BODY KNEW, WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE!?!! -dances like David Bowie-

Emma: Slime and snails!?!!

Angel: ... Or puppy dog tails?

Blaise: THUNDER OR LIGHTNING!?!!

Diana: Guys! We are trying to fight a monster here...

Angela: And Baby said?

Luna: -squirms out of Emma's arms- NOW SAILOR MOON!?!!

Sailor Moon: Oh right!?!! -busts out magic wand-

Angela: -pout- That is not how the song goes...

Sailor Moon: MOON HEALING ESCALATION!?!! -spinning, twirling, sparkly attack of utter death and destruction-

Angela: That's more like it. -starts dancing again- DANCE MAGIC! DANCE MAGIC DANCE! JUMP MAGIC! JUMP MAGIC JUMP!?!! PUT THAT BABY'S SPELL ON ME. SLAP THAT BABY, MAKE HIM FREE!?!!!

Leonard: LOLOLOLOLOL!?!! -knocked over backwards by a big, pink, concrete wall shaped like a heart and accidently crushes Darnell's replacement Cobra in a Basket- LOVERLY!?!! -Disintergrates and in his place THE SEAL OF THE METATRON appears alongside a broken Daimon- DEDZ!

Darnell: NOOOOO!?!!!

Father Vincent: ZOMG!?!! IT CAN'T BE!?!! -runs over and picks up THE SEAL OF THE METATRON and examines it- OHMIGOD IT IS!?!!

Claudia: -totally been here the whole time- I don't know what you are so excited for Vincent. That stupid thing doesn't even work.

Father Vincent: Oh yea? -whips THE SEAL OF THE METATRON at Claudia's head-

Claudia: -In bullet time- Ahhh!?!! -gets hit in the temple and falls over, apprently dead-

Blaise: Direct hit!?!!

Emma: It was super effective!?!!

Xander and Krystal: -jump out of their seats- Wow! -hi fives, followed by a manly arm pump- Yesh!?!!

Father Vincent: VICTORY IS MINE!?!!

Blaise: I think that you mean "Vengence is Mine." -whips out an electric blue guitar and starts jamming- VENGENCE IS MINE!?!! TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE, THOUGH NOT AS REWARDING I FIND! BECAUSE VENGENCE IS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Angel: -shakes head- Dude. Seriously? Enough already. You will never be Alice Cooper.

Angela: -nod, nod- BOOT TO THE HEAD!?!! -throws boot at Blaise-

Blaise: -dodges the first one, only to get nailed by a second boot- Ow... -big, big blue eyes- But, But I'm his biggest fan, I-

Angel: I swear to Gawd on high, if you say "I'll follow him until he loves me," I will kill you right here.

Blaise: Well, actually I was gonna change the lyrics a bit...

Angel: -cracks knuckles-

Blaise: Haahhaha. Just kidding! You know that I don't even like that song... Hehehe.... C'mon Vlad! -grabs Vlad's wrist and runs away-

Vlad: Ah!

Nicademus: -raises eyebrow- I can't believe that that actually worked....

Faust: Is that how it happened in the game?

Vlad: Not really....

Father Vincent: -turns around to look at everyone- Do you know what this means?

Everyone: Uhhh.... No. No idea.

Angela: Your mother was a Hampster....?

Father Vincent: What? -confused- No.... It means that I just saved the entire freakin Earth from that psychotic bitch's -points at Claudia's dead body- evil plans!?!! I'm a hero! And I didn't even have to trick Heather into helping me or martyr myself!?!! Whoose the man? -hi fives Pyramid Head-

Emma: YAY! FATHER VINCENT!?!! -throws confetti everywhere-

Angela: -smiles- Life is a Cookie.

Darnell: -not celerbrating-

Nicademus: -pats Darnell's back- Hey, Are you alright Buddy?

Darnell: I am.... -staring at his Desert Eagle, while 27 other guns lay abandoned on the ground around him- Completely out of ammo. -looks up at Nic- That's never happened to me before..... AND WE LOST YET ANOTHER PERFECTLY GOOD COBRA IN A BASKET!?!! -total anguish-

Nicademus: -nearly falls over- That's it?

Darnell: -slightly confused- Yea. What more is there?

Angel: -hangs head- What more is there? Is he serious? -mumbling under her breath-

Nicademus: I don't know. -shrugg- I was just expecting more....

Darnell: -scoffs-

Angela: ..... I have a Cobra in a basket. Would that help? -pulls a random basket out of no where and offers it to Darnell-

Darnell: -eyes light up- What did you just say?

Angela: I have. -super fake French accent- In this Basket. A Cobra.

Darnell: -steals the basket- You've got to be kidding me! -shakes the basket, listening to it closely for the appropreite sounds before ripping open the lid and looking inside- ..... This is a stuffed animal.... -pulls green and black stuffed cobra from the basket-

Blaise: -Steve Irwin Impression- Ain't she a Beaut'!?!!

Nicademus: Quit it Mate. -sarcasm- You're not Austraillian. This is Zarius.

Emma: I'm Austaillian!?!! And I can't spell!!?!

Blaise: Dude. We're not even in Zarius, we're in Silent Hill. -matter of factly- And I have decided that my defualt backround in Silent Hill is Austraillian. Deal with it.

Nicademus: Whatever Man...

Vlad: I don't think that there's ever been an Austraillian Silent Hill character....

Xander -frowns- Now this is just stupid.... Cobra don't come in those colors. Who the hell manufactured this toy? It's not even zoologically acurate..... I mean what kid would want this?

Angela: -shruggs at Darnell- He still works. He's a mute. But he still works....

Darnell: A mute? I doubt it. You probly just turned his volume down or something.... -fiddles with the stuffed snake for a minute or so before he finds the dail on the side-

-crackly noises.... crackly noises..... raspy voice.... crackly noises-

Snake: ... He-

Darnell: Hold on a second. I've almost got it.... -tinker, tinker- There!

Snake: Hello?

Krystal: -smiles- Oh good. You found the Elijah Wood setting.

Xander: Say something, anything!

Snake: Test. 1, 2, 3?

Xander: -sigh- Anything but that.

Faust: This is weird.

Nicademus: It's weird. -stares-

Emma: -nods- Very weird.

Angel: Phucking weird.

Blaise: So what's your name Snake?

Snake: LARRY!?!! LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! LARRRRRYYYYYY!?!!

Emma: He sounds just like Elijah Wood. We can't call him Larry... It's too lame.

Nicademus: What about Bob?

Faust: What about him? That movie sucked.

Blaise: No, we can't call him Bob either.

Nicademus: Why not?

Blaise: Because, isn't Bob an ass?

Father Vincent: Whatever. I think that he's kinda creepy anyway.... I mean, he's a talking stuffed animal. And this is not like Toy Story when he's all cute and cuddly. His mouth doesn't move! He's got cold, dead, doll eyes!?!! It's creepy!?!!

Vlad: Well, he is a doll after all.

Darnell: -smacks the Father across the face- MAN UP!?!!

Father Vincent: ..... Did you seriously just slap me?

Darnell: -shrugg- I was out of bullets.

Father Vincent: You would have shot me!?!!

Darnell: No.... -unconvincing-

Father Vincent: Ohmigod! I can't believe that you would've shot me!?!! You're insane!

Faust: Actually he's not. I'm crazy. You're crazy. Angela is bat crap crazy. Darnell is just violent.

Xander: He's like a dog chasing cars. He wouldn't know what to do with one if he caught it. He just-

Darnell: -interrupts- Yesh. I do. I would find a way to convert said car into an ATV style zombie killing device.

Xander: Uh huh....

Emma: Ya know, Darnell once killed a helicopter with a car.

Vlad: I think that that was John McClaine actually.

Emma: Nononono! True story!

Luna: -glares at Larry the stuffed Snake- I don't trust that thing.... I bet it's from the Negaverse....

TOO BE CONTINUED?!?!!!!

Beware My Fish's Foot Mustache!?!!

Okay, so I was watching TV the other day and the super random thought occurred to me that if Zooey Deschanel, the super cute actress from Yes Man and Failure to Launch, etc, etc.

And Justin Bartha, the super adorable actor from National Treasure and Failure to Launch, etc, etc,

Were to ever have a child, that if would look like, none other then Elijah Wood!?!! Yesh, that's right. Elijah Wood. I believe that their children would look just like him. Don't you?

Seriously, look at him!?!! I'm totally right. Hahaha. Anyway, these sort of thoughts occur to me sometimes. And uhhh, I guess that's it for today. I promise that I'll post something relevant soon. Unfortunately, my computer has committed suicide, once again. So, I'm posting on my Brother's lap top, which I know thrills him to absolutely no end, ever single time that I ask him to let me borrow it. Hahaha, Anyway, I don't have any of my reference pictures or my notes or anything like that on Wolf's computer. Which makes posting anything but randomness, kind of difficult. Hahaha.

But oh well, you people will just have to deal with reading whatever random crap that I decide to post until my Uncle can resurrect my computer. Sucks to be you. Hahaha.

What About Feesel Day?

And too my cat Mittens I bequesth my entire, vast...

WHOSE READY FOR SOME MORE SILLINESS!?!!

Angel: Alright, so explain to me one more time. Why did you rip out Father Vincent's fillings?

Emma: -sigh- Because we need to sacrifice them to "God" on the alter, so that the stupid door will open and we can get down into the sewers and fight Lenard.

Angel: And what did Lenard ever do to us?

Emma: Nothing. But he's a big, evil monster and he's going to attack us as soon as we get down there anyway.

Angel: So then wouldn't the logical thing to do, be to avoid the sewers?

Blaise: Not in Silent Hill it wouldn't!?

Darnell: Wow. Is Angel actually trying to pass up an excuse to get into a fight for no reason? That's a first.

Angel: Nononono. I'm all for senseless violence and fighting for no reason. I'm just saying, wouldn't the logical thing to do, be to avoid the sewer all together?

Emma: -shrug- Probably. But if we do that, we'll never beat the game.

Angel:......THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME!?!!

Faust: -cell phone rings and the ringtone is the Whose Line is it Anyway, German Drinking Song- ....Hello? What? Lyserg! No no no, WE NEED THOSE SPINES DELIVERED IMMEDIATELY!?!!..... -hangs up-

Emma: What do you need spines for Faust?

Faust: I'm creating a brand new army of bone soldiers! -excited at first, then he sighs- Yoh destroyed my last one.... -sudden righteous fury- ALONG WITH MY BELOVED ELIZA'S SHIN BONES!?!!!

Emma: -nod nod- Yesh! I remember! That episode made me very angry!

Faust: Yesh. Me too. -Another big sigh- I wish I could kill him and be done with it...

Emma: Why can't you?

Faust: If I kill him then I'll be unemployed.

Emma: Yea. That would suck.

Blaise: -suddenly gasps- Ohmigosh!?!! Father Vincent, you've got a Negaverse in your tooth!

Father Vincent: -still annoyed- ..... A what?

Blaise: A Negaverse!

Krystal: -looks at it- Yea Blaise, your right. I guess it was a good thing we pulled your teeth out after all, huh Father?

Father Vincent: Yea....I guess? But I still hate you both.

Vlad: I wonder how that Negaverse got in there....?

Krystal: No idea.

Emma: I bet his dentist put it there. Right after he used the Jumpy Spider on him.... -dentist impression- Awww, he's a cute little psychopath. LET'S DRILL HIS FACE OFF!?!!

Nicademus: -suddenly stops walking- Hey guys, who is that? -points ahead-

Angel: -gasp- It's Angela!

Angela: -mumbling- And then I must move in with my enemy. And then I must wear my enemy's clothes...

Everyone: ANGELA!

Angela: -jumps and then looks around- Is someone calling me? I hear my name... Wait a minute. My name's not Stephen. looks around- Who the hell are you talking too?

Emma: Let's go say hi!

-Blaise and Emma run over to Angela-

Angela: -notices them and holds a duster buster to her own head- ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL HOOZERIZE YOU!?!!

Blaise: But... Sock! -holds up baby sock with little fishies on it-

Nicademus and Darnell: Awww, it's got little fishies on it!?!!

Angela: Sock...? IT'S A GOVERNMENT SPYING DEVICE!?!! EAT IT!

Vlad: Whaaaat?

Angela: Who are you!?

Emma: We are-

Angela: Who are you!?

Angel: We are-

Angela: WHO ARE YOU!?!!

Pyramid Head: -sigh- This is not a game of 'Who the Phuck are You!?'

Angela, these are my friends. Uh.... -doesn't remember their names-

Nicademus: Seriously...? You don't remember any of our names?

Angela: Pyramid Head! -tackle hugs- Nonononononono! Nonononononono! Look! -steals Xander's box-

Xander: Ah! My position has been compromised!

Angela: -puts box on her head- I'm Pyramid Head!

Nicademus: -tilts head to the side- You speak craziness Human.

Angela: And you eat like a lawn mower!?

Xander: -stealthily steals box back-

Angela: TORQUE SMACKEY!?!!! NOOOOOOO!?!!

Faust: Is she alright?

Pyramid Head: Yea. Sadly enough, this is normal.

Angela: -whips out a cue card and a pen- Autograph! To me, from you! Love you, Always,

Pyramid Head: -scribbles a little bit and hands the paper back-

Angela: No! More.

Pyramid Head: Uh... -scribbles some more-

Angela: -squeal- Thank you! -hides autographed cue card in her pants-

Emma: Oh wait! Maybe she can help us find the entrance to the sewers. I forgot to mark it on this spontaneously generated map of the area.

Vlad: Good thinking. Angela, do you know how to get to the sewers?

Angela: -huggles Pyramid Head- Why can't a guy but his girlfriend flame retardant sleepwear without it being about something?

Vlad: Ahhh.... I don't know.

Krystal: You bought her flame retardant pajamas?

Pyramid Head: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!?!!

Nicademus: Angela. Do you, or do you not, know where Leonard is?

Angela: HE WAS PLAYING ME LIKE YOU'D PLAY A FISH!?!! .....I can't make it any clearer then that, my fellow isosceles Americans. -pulls out huge butcher's knife- So, I stabbed him. Right through his chest. LIKE THIS!?!! REE REE REE REEE!?!! -stabs air- Stabbity stab stab. Inferior Human Organs.

Vlad: -backs up a little bit, then decides to hide behind Blaise-

Blaise: -frown- Why am I always the Meat Shield?

Vlad: Shut up. You know that Kitty is just gonna kill you in the end anyway.

Blaise: She wouldn't dare. -Unsure of himself- Would she? I mean, she loves me....right?

Me: -not actually here- OF COURSE I DO!?!! -voice over voice-

Angela: BOOT TO THE HEAD!?!! -throws boot straight up-

Vlad: And yet, every time that she feels like writing a tragic, overly dramatic love story, you are the one that dies. Not me.

Angel: Yea. Why is that? -super blunt- I mean, Blaise is kick ass and you barely have a personality....

Vlad: Ahhh..... -speechless-

Darnell: Well alrighty then...

Angela: BOOT TO THE HEAD!?!! -throws a boot at Darnell-

Krystal: -out of range- Alright. So, moving right along... does that mean that Leonard is already dead?

Pyramid Head: I doubt it.

Angela: -notices Angel and Krystal holding hands- One of the brides!?!! Is that what you say at a lesbian wedding?! One of the brides?! Cause I just don't know. The mannish one! The pants one! You! -points at Angel- Is she a bride?! Cause I don't know. And you won't know unless you ask! You won't know!?!!

Angel: .... I'm not mannish. Butch maybe. But definitely not "Mannish." ....Whatever that means.

Krystal: And we're both wearing pants.

Darnell: .......Can we tranquilize her?

Angela: And another boot to the head for Jenny and the Wimp. -throws boots at Blaise and Vlad-
Nicademus: I wonder which one is Jenny....?

Faust: Obviously it's Blaise.

Blaise: I think... that I resent that comment.

Angel: Well played.

Krystal: Golf Claps.

Angel and Krystal: -golf claps-

Darnell: Whatever.

Angela: BOOT TO THE HEAD! -throws boots at everyone-

Darnell: -ducks- Let's move on then, shall we?

Blaise and Vlad: @_@

Emma: I HAVE BEEN CONCUSSED!?!!

Nicademus: Man up, you guys. They're just combat boots.

Angela: I WAS ONCE ..... A MAN!?!!

Faust: But your a woman.

Father Vincent: No, she's Bat Crap Crazy.

Angela: You've got Head Pigeons. -tilts head to the side-

Faust: What!?! -panic- Where!?!!

Angela: Business in the front. Infidel in the back.

Darnell: -starts walking away- I'm leaving!

Blaise: I guess we should follow him, huh?

Krystal: .....Does he know where he's going?

Emma: Does he ever? But somehow we always get there. -follows him-

TWENTY MINUTES LATER, WE FIND OUR COURAGEOUS HERO'S IN AN EXAMINATION ROOM COMPLETE WITH A CREEPY MAKE SHIFT ALTER, MADE OUT OF A COT. WITH BLOOD SPLIT ALL OVER THE COT AND AN OLD TORN UP TEXT BOOK AND A PICTURE OF PYRAMID HEAD POSING LIKE A ROCK STAR WITH THE MEMBERS OF QUEEN, ALAN RICKMAN AND A TIGER!?!!

Nicademus: -looks at Blaise- So what do we do now?

Blaise: Sacrifice the Father's teeth to Pyramid Head!

Emma: Yea!

Father Vincent: But he's standing right there. -points at Pyramid Head, who is giving Angela a piggy back ride- I don't see why, we couldn't have just handed them too him.

Emma: Because that's not how you do it in the game.

Angel: THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME!?!!

Angela: Yea! And you are NOT a dwarf unless you are in direct possession of a battle axe!?! You tell me the elf took it? I don't believe you.

Father Vincent: -shrugg- Then again, I still don't understand WHY THE HELL you took my fillings in the first place. -mumble, mumble, random misplaced rage and shouting- I mean, I don't want to get caught between Attila the Hun and Jaws here, but this seems a little retarded...
Blaise: -rolls eyes- Such Skeptics.... -throws the fillings on the alter-

And ...............nothing happens!?!!

Faust: Whaaaaat?

Darnell: Are you freaking kidding me?

AND THEN SUDDENLY THE FLOOR DISAPPEARS UNDERNEATH THEM AND EVERYONE FALLS!?!!

Angela: Look Charlie! I'm a bird!? -starts swimming through the air- I'M A ROCKET SHIP!?!!

Pyramid Head: ...... Shyt.

Everyone Else: AHHHHHHH!?!! -screaming bloody murder-

Ten minutes later, screaming has subsided.

Vlad: -looks at Blaise- WE'RE STILL FALLING!?!!

And the screaming begins once again.

Then, sometime later, our heroes land in the sewers. And they dust themselves off and after some bitching and moaning, they begin to venture through the sewers in search of Lenard.

Xander: -scowling and holding his cardboard box high over his head- I never saw James Bond in rats or poop. Let alone rats AND poop.

Darnell: There are no rats in here.

Xander: Lookit that rat! -sigh- I can't even roll around in here.... Oh look, a rat riding a piece of poop.

Lenard: -suddenly appears in the water- RAWR!!?! I HAS MONSTER!?! LOL! DIE HEATHER!?!! -attacks-

BABABABABABABABABOOOM!?!! TUNE SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR COURAGEOUS HERO'S IN THE CONCLUSION OF THIS RIDICULOUS JOURNEY!?!!

HOLY SHISH KABOB!?!!

NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONO! NONONONONONO! LISTEN TO THIS!?!!!

A new Chinese Food Restaurant, called Asia Grill and Sushi, just opened across the street from T.G.I Fridays, at Mansfield Crossing. I went there today for lunch and it is AMAZA-ZING!?!! Seriously, it's epic. If you like Chinese Food, then I demand that you go there.

They have BENTO BOXES!?!! Like legitimate, honest to gawd Bento Boxes. With all the fixins. And the BEST Crab Rangoon, I have ever had in my life. And like a million different types of Sushi. And really extensive menu. And they are pretty reasonably priced. And the entire set up inside, like the bar and the tables and everything, look really, really cool. So, seriously, next time you want Chinese Food, check this place out.

I've decided that I'm going there like every single Friday, after I get paid. Hahaha..... BUT DON'T LAUGH!?!! Because I'm serious. Hahaha.... I SAID DON'T LAUGH!?!!

Asia Grill and Sushi.

Go.

Now.

HELP ME KEEP MY NEW FAVORITE RESTAURANT, EVER IN BUSINESS!?!! =^.^=

And yesh. That is a picture of chibi Rave Master Blaise, wearing a Pimp Hat. Hahaha. Enjoy that.

Curse You Tiny Toilet!?!!

Alright. So, as you all of you with cell phones and the capablity to text know, I have been working on some rough sketches of what I want Hiroshi's personal Alchemy Circle to look like, and I think that I've finally got it.

I based the component of my fabulous Alchemy Circle, on this Alchemy Circle from Full Metal Alchemist.



And Sakura's Magic Circle from Card Captor Sakura. If you couldn't tell just by looking at it.... Hahaha. Anyway...... Here it is!?!!
WE WALK IN THE GARDEN OF IT'S TURPULENCE!?!! ....Which I don't even think is a word, mind you. Anyway, isn't it great?! I spent a lot of time on it and I kind of love it. Hahaha. But then again, I am super baised.

Ummmm, there is a moon at the top. And a sun at the bottom.... Because that is how I drew it. Hahaha. And I would like you all to note that the sun is supposed to look like the sun in Sakura's Circle. I just can't draw, so I left it out.

And here is my loverly Alchemy Circle complete with some cool looking symbols. Um, don't ask me what the symbols inside the little circles mean, because I literally have no idea. I copied them off of Harry Dresden's wall. Hahahaha. But they do look cool, right?

The symbol in the middle is the Kanji for "Hiroshi," which is of course, my father's name. I put it there, because I decided that the personalization was nessicary. Hahaha.

Also, special thanks to my best friend in the world, Celes, for looking this symbol up for me. So that I could work on my Alchemy Circle instead of paying attention to the obnxious brats that I was babysitting at the time. YOUR THE BEST CELES!?!!

After I had finished the intial circle, I started thinking that perhaps it was too plain looking. So, I added these extra, totally unnessicary, swoopy lines. And I'm kinda glad that I did, I think that they look really cool.

Then, in the tradition of over doing things, as I have a tendancy to do, I added more swoopy lines. This time all around the edges. I really thought that I would like the scalloped edges. But now, I'm not so sure. I think that they kinda of take away from the circular-ness of it all. So I may just stop at the first set of swoopy lines and leave it at that. Any thoughts?

Also, I forgot to add that last concentric circle around the outside edge of the Alchemy Circle to my earlier sketchs. Opps. But there is supposed to be a ummmm, fourth circle around the outside edge of the circle. Just so you know.

And in that last concentric circle, the one furthest from the center, there will be inscriptions. As well as the planetary symbols, which shall be evenly spaced throughtout the circle's edge. I may also add inscriptions to the wavy line that goes through the middle of the circle. Because it could look cool. Or maybe not. I don't know yet.

Anyway, as I said before, this is just Hiroshi's base circle. He will have to change the inscriptions and maybe even some of the symbols in the little circles, depending on what he is trying to accomplish with this particular transmutation. Which I think makes sense. Anyone else? Yay or Nay?

Also, I went back and read my original post about when Hiroshi will need to use an Alchemy Circle and/or blood and when he won't..... and decided that everything that I wrote back then, doesn't make sense anymore. So, prepare for that to be revisited..... eventually.

Ta Ta For Now.

But... Sock!

Alright, so I was watching Warehouse 13, (Epic show by the way. I highly reccomend that you check it out, should you ever get the chance.) and they found an artifact that will automatically bring you back from the dead, if you die while in possesion of it. However, the catch is, that some one else dies in your place. It's called The Phoenix of something... which once belonged to someone..... who did things and had fun....

Blah, Ditty, Blah, Blah, THE HISTORY IS IRREVELANT!?!! The point is that it got me thinking about my Book and the Final Boss Battle. What a freakin surprise, huh?

Anyway, I started thinking that maybe I could use this concept to change the Final Battle a little bit. I mean, it is a bit ridiculous. Every single bone in both of Aiden's wings is instantly shattered and he plummets to the ground from a million feet up, at a billion miles per hour and he survives? Granted, my father is super tough son of a bitch. But still, I'm starting to think that that may be pushing it.

So, I was thinking that perhaps, Aiden should die on impact. And that I should have Hiroshi create an Alchemy based version of the Phoenix, which will save his beloved husband's life. I already have a scene planned for the night before the battle begins, in which Aiden and Hiroshi have a heart to heart. Because Hiroshi is worried that Aiden is going to be killed because that is obviously Kerian's intent. And Aiden reassures him that he would never die! (Or trip.) So it really wouldn't be very hard at all to work The Phoenix into this conversation.

Ummm, I kinda like the idea of someone else dying in your place. However, that may be a bit to Twilight Zone-y for me. So I was thinking that maybe, while Hiroshi is working on creating this thing, I could mention that Hirohsi read somewhere that someone else may die in place of whoever is in possesion of the Phoenix. And then negate that effect because Hiroshi is not a normal Alchemist, but a Blood Alchemist. So the Equivalient Exchange Law or Blood Sacrifice has already been paid.

Anyway, I really like this idea. I think it'll make Aiden's triumphant return much more dramatic. And create an oppertunity for Aiden and Hiroshi to have, yet another moment. <3 Which is always super cute. And it'll give Blaise an actual reason to hold Angel back. Instead of him just sensing something.

But the question is, is this a dumb idea? Let me know what you think!

I Need a Check Up From The Neck Up

Alright!? So who is psyched to finally see the Best Man/Groom's Men suits that I designed for Xander, Sabastian and Blaise to wear at Emma and Eclipse's wedding!?!! .... If you're not psyched you sure as hell should be, I think they came out super awesome!

Kay, so as anyone who actually know me would know, I have a sick obsession with Jrock in all of it's forms and functions. (For instance, at this very moment, I am listening to my new favorite Jrockers, a girl group called, SCANDAL.)

And... well Blaise. Don't ask me why, but Blaise has a hand in just about everything that I write. He even had a hand in designing my Bride's Maid Dresses! Which is odd. And may I remind you, that the sneaky Keratin wasn't even supposed to be in the first part of my book. Hahaha. Ah yesh, that's my Blaise alright. Sometimes I feel like he's more real then my own boyfriend! And isn't that just a little bit sad. Haha.... But we are getting off subject here. MOVING ON!?!!

Behold! This is the plain-ish white shirt, that my boys will be wearing under their suit jackets!?!! -gasp- It is kinda Jrock-y because of the funky collar and the way the sleeves open up at the bottom. It's also got a bunch of superfluous buttons, which is always a feature in just about any Jrock Outfit. And I like the way that the bottom is not cut evenly, but is instead cut into over exaggerated points. I think it looks very cool. This shirt will NOT be tucked in by the way...

Um, in order to give you guys a bigger, more detailed picture of this shirt, I trolled Ebay and looked at a bazillion different pictures of ACTUAL Jrockers. However, I could find no equivalent to this particular shirt. Everything had ruffles or was black or covered by a jacket or had the sleeves cut off or something. So, this bitty little Gaia image will just have to do for now.

And BEHOLD!?!! This is the jacket that my men shall be wearing over their white shirts! -super gasp- Isn't it cute? Of course it is! Note the big silver buttons and the Little silver chains, on the sides that serve absolutely no purpose. I think they sort of complete the look. Hahaha. Anyway, they boys will be wearing this jacket open, just as it's shown. Because I said so! And thankfully for you, my loyal readers, I was able to find the equivalent of this little Gaia image on Ebay, so that you may veiw it in more detail! Yay!

I like the look of the extra silver studs because it makes the jacket look just a little more Punk Rock-y. So I think I may keep them, in addition to the side details on the other jacket. -nod nod- In my mind it looks very good..... In my mind!

And in between the plain white, Jrock dress shirt and the jet black, studded Jrock jacket, my men shall be wearing a vest! Yesh, a vest! ...I know! It's madndmess!?!! Now, each of the Groom's Men will be wearing a different colored vest. And the color of the vest will correspond to the dress of whoever they are walking down the aisle with. For example, Xander walks down the aisle with Andromina and her dress is blue, so his vest will aslo be blue.

Um, I haven't decided about ties yet. I mean, over all, the suits are very Human World. And Human World suits and weddings generally require ties and such. However, I'm not entirely sure that I want to go as far as to make everyone wear ties. I mean really....

Anyway, WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS LITTLE OUTFIT ALL PUT TOGETHER AND MODELED BY CHIBI REPRESENTATIONS OF EMMA'S WEDDING PARTY!?!! Hahaha. Note that I did, Blaise's suit first, (big surprise there.) so I have two chibis of everyone. One of each character in Blaise's suit and one in the color appropriate suit. Hahaha. Enjoy.

Sabastian

Sir Bashington is the Best Man. So he shall be wearing a red vest, because he is walking down the aisle with Angel.

Xander

Xander, the hilarious and adorable! Shall be walking down the aisle with Andromina, there for his vest is blue.

Blaise

BEHOLD (for a third time, dontcha know.) BLAISE!?!! Blaise shall be wearing a purple vest. Because Blaise will be walking down the aisle with Krystal.
Um, also I am going to let my men wear boots. Black leather boots, of whatever style they wish. (As long as they are clean. Hahaha.) Because I want them to be comfortable-ish. And dress shoes are not comfortable. Nor do they exist in The Makai. IN THE MAKAI WE WERE COMBAT BOOTS 24 HOURS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR EVERY OCCASION!?!! Hahaha.
And the pants are pretty much just plain black slacks. Kinda loose. Ya know nothing special. At the moment, I am leaning toward keeping the boy's boots partially hidden by requiring that their pants go over the top of them. However, I could be persuaded to let Xander tuck the hem of his pants into the top of his boots, as is his custom. But I haven't decided yet.
Annnnnnd aren't all my little chibis, just sooooo cute? I think so. But then again, I am a bit biased. Hahaha. Anyway, if you were paying close attention to these super cutesy pictures, then you will have noticed a few things.
One, the purple vest that I have a picture of everyone wearing has a traditional, flat bottom. Where as the color coded ones do not. They are cut into points at the bottom, to match the dress shirt. Annnnnd, I have no idea which one I prefer! I mean, I like the look of both of them, just about the same. So I'm not sure which one to chose. Which one do you think looks better? Innnpuuuutttt please!
Another thing that you may or may not have noticed is, the belts. I put a silver belt with a black heart belt buckle on Blaise, because I thought it looked cool. However, I don't think that I will be making said belt mandatory for the wedding. Simply because, I was just goofing around with Blaise. I wasn't being entirely serious when I started working on these suits. And truth be told, they are rather silly looking and kind of feminine. So, I'll probably just leave them out. But don't let that discourage you from commenting on Blaise's belt. I mean hey, if you like them THAT much, MAYBE I'll keep them. Hahaha.
Soooooo, yea. I think that's all I have to say on this subject. Input would be nice. And in my next post, I intend to discuss Emma's wedding dress. Which I have photo phucked. And perhaps finally make a decision about whether Eclipse should wear a formal style tux or his Captain's uniform. After all he is a military man. Til then,
CIAOOOOO!