Monday, June 13, 2011

Funderburkes Are Go!

Hehehehe!
Seriously?
Greatest Last Name Evar?!
And you all bettter believe that if my last name were Funderburke, that I would be saying "Funderburkes are go!" every single time we left the house! And singing the Thundercats Theme Song whilest in the car,
Funderburkes are on the move,
Funderburkes are loose!
Funder-Funder-Funder-Funderburkes!
lololololololololololol

And now for the point of this post! I've had an idea. And I need some input about whether the idea is worth working into the book or not. And this is the idea, volunteers!
What? Volunteers? For what?! That makes no sense at all!
Of course it doesn't yet make any sense at all, I haven't explained it yet! Keep yer shirts on.

Now, the other day I was thinking, Aiden is a kind and gentle ruler. The Radic family has been well liked by it's subjects for many, many years. We've done quite well by the kingdom, keeping the peace and what not. So, I was thinking maybe, since we are such excellent leaders and such, that our subjects should love us. And since we are not so lame as King Theodin, asking any male child only enough to hold a sword and old men to help them fight in our hour of need and no non military persons of Zarius are given the oppertunity to join our ranks and help us fight off Kerian, why shouldn't some people volunteer?

Villagers, maybe some of the housing staff. Like Maids and whatever. Everyone has powers. Why shouldn't they all be given an oppertunity to use them? They could still be useful! And why shouldn't we let them fight if they want to fight? Zarius is their Home too! So, that's the idea. When word gets out that Zarius is being invaded, should a small group of civillians volunteer to help defend our country?

I tend to think yes on this one, and I do have a scene in mind where I could fairly easily fit this into the story. But my mind is not entirely made up yet. Soooo, let me know what you think, eh?

Thursday, May 26, 2011

I'm The One Who Will Survive


'Cause I Wasn't Built to Lose


Alright, so this post is about my Final Battle Scenes, I've got some updates, because once again I've changed some things! Bet you didn't see that one coming, eh? Hahaha.... Deal with it!

Anyway, moving right along. My dear friend Layfon has been reading through my blog, because unlike a lot of you people that I've specifically given this URL too, -cough, cough- Pipz, Alex Xander, Tim -cough- he actually seems to care about my writing and ramblings. And he offers constructive critisism! -gasp- I know, right?

Seriously though, thank you for all of your input Layfon and Wolf and everyone else who actually gives me opinons and things when I need them. I love you guys! And everyone else... Facebook isn't everything that the internet has to offer. Get a Life and Log Off once in a blue moon. Kay Pumpkin?

Needless to say as I was saying, Layfon has been reading through my blog and he's raised some interesting point about my final battle scene and I think that I rather like the direction that he was going in with this. And although I'm not doing exactly what he's suggested, I have tweaked the exchange between Aiden and Kerian and Hiroshi to be more along those lines. Soooo, here we go.

Basically what's going to happen is, the beginning will stay the same. Aiden and Kerian will clash in an epic battle, until Kerian gets Aiden into a really bad position and Aiden takes off to the sky to avoid getting sliced in two! Which is when Hiroshi takes over. So, now Hiroshi is fighting Kerian while Aiden is circling high above them. I also want to keep this part the same, except instead of having Aiden bust out a random bow and arrow, which I am convinced would be severely difficult to do whilest flying, I'm just going to have Aiden whip his trusty dagger, Zakuro, at Kerian. He shall of course, be aiming for his Brother's head. But I want Zakuro to hit him just below the collar bone on his right side, in the gap in Kerian's armor between the shoulder pad and chest plate.

Now, here is where things start to differ a bit from the orginal plan. After the knife wounds him, Kerian is going to get super pissed, and that's when things start to get more serious. (Because I'm going to write it as though Kerian were just toying with Aiden and Hiroshi up until this point.) And the first thing that Kerian is going to do, now that this shyt is getting serious is break Hiroshi's left arm. Before I was going with some sort of impact break ecause of the force of Uncle's strikes. But now, I'm thinking that I'll go with Juijitsu instead. I want Kerian to grab Hiroshi's arm, turn it over and then smash his elbow, in the same fashion as that move from umm, Cat 3. I think! Just before the Jumping Front Snap Kick?! Wolf knows what I'm talking about I'm sure. Anyway, after he decimates Hiroshi's right arm, Kerian is going to rip Zakuro out of his shoulder and impale Hiroshi's left thigh with it and then kick him in the chest or something so he crashes backwards a bit more dramatically.

Aiden see's this, freaks out and swoops down there. Now, Aiden is a Hawk, so he's quite fast and as a Bird of Prey, he doesn't make a whole heck of a lot of noise when he's flying, and since Kerian is facing the other direction, he should be in prime position to strike, right? Wrong! Aiden swoops down, he swings his mighty blade and he misses! Kerian side steps at the last possible second, grabs Aiden's extended arm, spin him around and slams him right into the dirt, face first. Now, I want Kerian to hold his arm in a highly uncomfortable arm bar like position and possibly step on Aiden's back, in order to keep him still while he uses his super cool Necromancer/Vaikas powers of death to shatter all the bones in Aiden's wings and more likely then not giving a very, Count Adimar like speech. "In what World could you have ever beaten me?" Ya know, that sort of thing.

And then! Kerian stomps on Aiden's neck, killing his little brother before he moves on to finish off Hiroshi. Which he will not get the chance to do, because as I'm sure none of you remember, Hiroshi made Aiden a very special talisman of Ressurection with forbidden Alchemy, just in case the worst should happen. Which obviously, it did. Hahaha. Then we move on to Kerian's "Tragic" Death. Now, I'm still tweaking this bit some, so bare with me. But basically what I'm thinking is this, I want Aiden to get Ressurected and then I want him to call Kerian, but then before Kerian can turn around, I want Aiden to slice his Achilles Tendons in half, so that he drops to his knees. And then I want Aiden to call him again. I want sort of the "Gabriel... Oh, Gabriel..." Dracula type feel to it from Van Helsing. Ya know? Anyway, then Aiden will walk around Kerian, and of course, I will have Kerian be in complete shock at this point. In fact, I might even have him say something along the lines of "There ain't no coming back" which is of course, in reference to The Crow. Um, then I will have Aiden run Kerian through the gut with his blade, twist it, drag it back up toward his lungs and then when Kerian is still talking, pull it out and chop his head clean off! Hahaha.

Which I personally, think will work out quite nicely.
Feel free to let me know what you think.
Love,
-Lita Kaye

Monday, May 23, 2011

I've Never Been in Love Like This!

Calling everyone that loves me!
Alice Cooper is on Tour this Year and he is offering VIP Passes to go back stage!
I could meet Alice Cooper!
And I'd get a special back pack with all kinds of cool things in it.
And an autographed picture and set list.
And, and, and! You get to take pictures with him!
It's the coolest thing ever, right?!


Damn Right It Is!
But there's one problem...
It costs over 400 dollars for this.
...Not including a ticket to the actual show.
I don't have 400 dollars!
Or a credit card...

Do you think that there's any chance that, since you all love me so much, you'd want to donate a little bit of money to my cause and help me meet Alice Cooper?
Maybe?
Please!

I'm going to try some other stuff too. Like selling some of my old things on Ebay or whatever. And I applied to like 3 diffrent jobs today. But still, it would be great if I could get some help from those of you who really, truly love me.
Just think about it.
Pretty please?
You all know that Alice Cooper is my entire life!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

I Would Give Everything I Own

I Would Give Everything I Own,

Give up My Life,

My Heart,

My Home,

I Would Give Everything I Own,

Just to Have You Once Again

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Alright, so remember how I said that in my World we had two Suns? Well, I would just like to clear some things up about that. Firstly! This is not some weird Milky Way sort of thing that just so happens to have two Stars at the center of it. Okay? It's a Binary System.


A Binary System being a pair of Stars that orbits around each other.

Like so,
I think that they are really, really cool. It's a cool concept. They're cool looking. I just like everything about them. Now, I will admit that I haven't done much research on the subject yet. But I will! I promise! Hahaha. Anyway, from what I understand, in a Binary System there tends to be a Primary Star and then a lesser Compainion Star. Now, in my World, Umbriel shall be the Primary Star and Ceres will have to be the Compainion Star. Just because that is how I want it.

Now, as I said before, I haven't done much research yet. So, I don't know what the specifics of how a Binary System's orbit works and what not. But I think that what I'm going to do is make it so that when Umbriel, the larger Star appears largest in the skys over Zarius, it will be Summer time! Because it's bigger, so it would be warmer. And then when Ceres is closer to the planet, since it's a smaller Star, it'll be Winter time!


I'm so logical! Yaaaay!


Now, I don't want to go quite to this extreme, but I do want Umbriel and Ceres to be slightly diffrent colors. One because it looks super cool and secondly because the the chemical composition of the two Stars are obviously diffrent! Hahaha. Obviously.

And um, I have decided that all of that bullshyt about the cursed castle in Book 3, the one that disappears at the end of the Lunar Eclipse is stupid and we're not doing that anymore. Nope! It's just going to be the half destroyed remains of some castle from the old days that Kikyo just decides is a good place to set up shop. Hmkay? Kay!

Oh! But I might keep the Lunar Eclipse in the plotline, just because I kind of like the idea of said Eclipse making Selene more powerful. Because it makes sense to me that a Shadow Demon like herself would be most powerful when there is no light in the sky, ya know? And I think it's a cool concept. And I honestly don't care if you think that it's over used! -cough, cough- Tim! -cough-

Also, I love the dynamic it creates for my final battle scenes and let's face it, Selene will need all the help that she can physically get in order to even hold her own against, Angel. Haha.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

The Funk of Fourty Thousand Years

Well hello My Dear Sweet Loyal Fans! I said that I'd work on them and I did! So, may I introduce to you, Vorock Sarrjinsky and The Partially Hydrogenated Soy Beans! TADA!?!!



Spike Von Phuck




This is Spike Von Phuck!?!! He plays lead guitar for Vorock Sarrjinsky. He's go very pretty, deep blue eyes and a cool barbed wirey looking tattoo on his face. The way that his hair looks changes often, but it's almost always a shade of blue. With maybe some purple thrown in there. Hahaha



Gabriel Darkholme



Gabriel Darkholme!! Gabriel plays the Bass for The Soy Beans. He's sort of the mad hatter of the group and is always dressed to the nines in the attire of a gothic gentlemen, complete with his ever presant top hat. Though how he keeps from passing out under the hot stage lights, no one will ever know. Gabriel doesn't talk much, and he rarely sings. But he writes the majority of the band's music and he certianly fits the image of a dark brooding bassit, doesn't he? Haha.



Kitty Nightroad



Little Miss Kitty Nightroad plays the Drums and occasionally sings back up. She loves Cats and her name, so she more often that not wears Cat Ears and a Collar to concerts and interveiws and such. She's energetic and in addition to her rockin roll skills on the drums, her personality has made her a fan favorite. Haha.


Artimus





Artimus... Has no last name! Haha. Artimus is the Lead Singer. He's got a very distinctive voice, making it very hard to confuse his vocals for another band. Which adds yet another dimension to The Soy Beans unique sound. Artimus is usually in the company of a little blue dragon, named Misstress De Winter, that perches on his shoulder. No one outside of the band has ever gotten a very good look at De Winter, so it's hard to say whether she's a stuffed animal or an animatronic puppet or if she's a real Dragon. All anyone can tell you is that the Misstress De Winter has been wowing audiances nearly as long as Vorock Sarrjinsky has. Hahaha.


Anyway, that's Vorock Sarrjinsky and The Partially Hydrogenated Soy Beans?! Aren't they hott?! Hahaha. I'm happy with the way they came out. They're kind of bad ass! Especially Kitty and Artimus!


Um, also, I don't think I mentioned this before, but all of these names that I chose for these guys, where just random things that I came up with that sounded kind of cool. And that each and every one of their appearances was constructed after I chose their name. Not before. Which is kind of cool, or at least I think that it is, because most people do it the other way and stuff like that... And, um, I guess that that's it!?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Why... Are You so Old?

Hehehe! Random awkward picture! Hehehe!

And what are we being awkward about?

Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune just pulled up next to us out of nowhere and asked Jupiter to get into the car?!

Super awkward!!



Hey Guys!


Sorry that I haven't been posting much lately.


Taking 6 classes all at the same time was a bit more difficult then I'd imagined.
I know that you're all completely and throughly distraught because of the lack of current posts and insane rabblings from the mind of yours truly.


No really. Thanks for missing me.


.....


YOU'RE SO HURTFUL!


-_-



Anyway, I'm super bored and stuck at school with like an hour to kill before my next class and since it's tuesday there's like no body here for me to harass. Soooooo, I thought that I'd have a bit of fun with this post and introduce you to Emma's favorite band, Vorock Sarrjinsky and The Partially Hydrogenated Soy Beans!! Now, don't steal that name because if I ever actually start a band, you can bet your ass that that's what I'm gonna call it! Hahaha. Anyway, Vorock and the Soy Beans has 4 members.



Kitty Nightroad

Spike von Phuck


Gabriel Darkholme


Artimus



They are like Sick Puppies mets Alice Cooper mets Dir en Grey times LArc en Ciel with a little twist of Bon Jovi in there! Hahaha. Which probably sounds like a pretty strange combination to you. But to me it sounds like some Deliscous Musical Fusion?! -twitch-



Anyway, I'll make some super ridiculous SIMS of these people for you either when I get home or tomaro. Because finals don't actually start until Thursday and I'll have a little bit of time.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

I Pick Things Up, I Put Them Down, I Am a Roady!

Hello Lovelies!


Lookit this?!


It's me and Pipz and Ruby Kins at Anime Boston!

Aren't we super cute?!

Hahaha

Monday, April 4, 2011

What I Believed to be True, It Was Only A Dream

Are those Alice Cooper's eyeballs staring at you in a semi-disturbing fashion?

Why yes. Yes they are.

Enjoy that.

And whatever you do, try not to let the fact that he's staring way down, deep into your very soul while you're reading this blog bother you in the slightest.

Really, it's just Alice after all.

Ha Ha Ha Ha


Anyway, the point of this post is as follows, technology. You can't escape it! It's everywhere, right? Right.

But what about in the Makai?

I don't recall whether or not I've ever posted about this issue before in the past. But, I've been thinking about it again recently. So, I figured why not post about such things? Exactly. So post I shall! And here it comes,

But first I have to say, that this book is not Steampunk! Okay? And I don't want it turning into some monstrosity of an Other World/Steampunk cross over! There will be no, ridiculous Steampunk Robots, or Steampunk Nazi Zombies or anything like that running about in Zarius! It will not happen! So, don't get your hopes up. Haha. Anyway, moving right along... Living in the Makai, Vaikas will have access such technology as,
-Gas Lamps

-Printing Press

-Radios

-Record Players

-Trains

-Airships

-Hot Air Balloons

And that's pretty much it. I do not want any cars or motor vehicles of any type. We have Horses and that will suit us just fine, I think. I do NOT want Telephones. And definitely no Television. And I don't want any Steam Powered Ships of any kind. Like Boats? No. I'd like to stick with Pirate Ships and things of that nature. So, no submarines either. And while we're at it, not actual Planes. Like Air Planes? Those are not necessary, I've decided. So, no. We will be having none of that. Hahaha.

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And as far as Military type technology, I see no reason for Vaikas to have guns or bombs, or even cannons for that matter. Catapults and our most fabulous Vaikas Powers shall do just as nicely, thank you. (I should really get to work on coming up with a name for those powers, like I said that I was going to like a year ago, shouldn't I? Haha.) Ummm, Advancements in Medical Technology are basically unnecessary in the Makai. However, I have yet to decide how I feel about things like Farming Equipment and how advanced I want our Kitchen Appliances to be. So, I guess that I'll have to get back to you on those cutting edge fronts. Haha.

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Um, in other news, I am considering the possibility of floating islands in the sky. And yes, I know that it's been used before and it's not original, blah, blah, blah. But it is sooooooo cool! And would floating islands in the sky not make a perfect port for Airships and such things? It most certainly would! (I'm also thinking that such ports could be build into the sides of mountains!) And I like this idea so much, that I may even be considering turning Harcos into a floating island instead of a stationary continent! Or perhaps, instead of sending Lily and Aurora away to live in Rayet or in the country sides somewhere in the middle of no where, where my deranged uncle can't get to them, I could send them to live on just such an island! That would be pleasant, dontchu think? I certainly do. I probably wouldn't make both of those changes though. I mean, I wouldn't want it to seem like everything interesting in the Makai happens on floating islands in the sky! That would just be weird! And now for something completely different!?!!


This is a creepy picture of my Hubby, Johnathan Faust the 8th!

-squeal-

Isn't he just the cuuutest?!

I haven't posted any pictures of him in quite some time... Or ever! So, I just thought that I'd remind ya'll about Dear Old Johnny! Haha. He doesn't really look it in this particular picture, but he's a real sweetheart!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

When You're Strange... Say Spoon

I don't know why, but my Blog is being super tardy about the spacing and shyt of all of my posts all of a sudden. Which is rather vexing... Also, believe it or not, I've already posted this same post, twice. So imagine my shock an surprise when I go to check my blog, foolishly hoping that some one might've commented on it, only to find that there is in fact no post for me to check! Nope. Just a half written draft of this post for me to rewrite and attempt to post again. Let's hope that it works this time....

Alright! So, this will just be a real quick post with some updates, because I would like to inform you all that I am making a few changes to Part Three of my Book. Now, I realize that I don't talk about Part Three very much, as I have not yet finished writing Part One of my Book.... -_-" But I've been thinking about it quite a bit lately and I feel like posting! So, you're just gonna have to deal with the super random subject of these posts as you always have, won't you? Yes, I believe you shall!


MWAHAHAHAA!?!!!


So, mostly this post concerns the quest at hand and Vlad, Krystal and Andromina's involvement in said quest. Originally, it was supposed to be Emma, Angel, Krystal, Blaise, Darnell and Vlad on the quest and then later on we'd be joined by Nic and Atreyu. And then Fiore, Elonwey, Andromina and Sabastian at the castle with Zareck. However, lately, I have been pondering bringing Andromina along on our little quest. But I have a few concerns about doing that.


Number One. Would that be too many people? I mean, I don't want to have to force dialouge between people so that everyone's included in all the scenes. And I don't want the fight scenes to become too confusing with all of those people or anything like that.


Number Two. If I decide that there are too many people, who do I leave behind? Basically Vlad's entire character is just to be conflicted and react to whatever Blaise is doing. So, he doesn't add too much to the story. Unless it comes to fight scenes, because he and Blaise work very well together whilest fighting. Then there's Krystal, she can't fight! She's awful with a blade. But she's the Healer. And it might be wise to have one of those around, wouldn't it? And lastly, Andromina. As, she is the extra character that's throwing everything off balance, naturally it would make sense to just leave her behind, right?


The Problem. Because Eclipse's toxic Dragon blood got into his system, Blaise's DNA was mutated and now he's also half Dragon. Which means that Kikyo is after Blaise as well. So, the chances of Vlad staying behind when the Love of his Life is charging off to war with a psychopath that wishes to cut out his heart and eat it, are painfully slim. And Krystal is not only the Healer, but Angel's Lover and Krystal knows that Angel is still suffering some pain and side effects of Selene's poison, so I rather doubt that she's be easy to leave behind either. Plus! What if Eclipse and Serena have been injured by Kikyo or in the process of the rescue? We need her! And then there's Andromina! She is Emma's best friend. Granted, that's not a great reason to keep her around. But I also have another reason! And that is, that I think she'd be useful to have around in the final fight scene.


Why? Because at the moment we have Darnell covering Krystal while she finds a way to break the trance that Eclipse and Serena are in. But as we all know, Darnell has never been trained to use anything but a Giant Bowie Knife and a huge range of Guns! Guns for which he has an exceptionally limited number of bullets, because in Zarius we don't use Guns. So, he would run out of shots pretty damn quick. Now, I am thinking that instead of having Darnell cover Krys, we could leave Darnell outside with Nic and Atreyu and his Sea Rats to snipe and ambush all the guards patroling the area and what have you. And in his place, Andromina can cover Krystal. Since she is not only a most fabulous Archer, but a Swordsmen as well, I think that she'd be just a tiny bit more helpful in the final battle.


But don't worry, if I decide to do it like that, Darnell will still get the kill shot and snipe Kikyo down off the roof. Hahaha. Anyway, at the moment, I'm sort of leaning towards taking Andromina along with me because of all the madndmess that I just described to you about the final fight scene. But also because, Zareck is like 4 when all of this stuff would be happening and I tend to think that Sabastian, Fiore and Elonwey, left alone in a big castle with a 4 year old running wild all over the place has endless possiblities for entertainment. Hahaha


Let me know what you think!


-Lita Kaye

Sunday, February 20, 2011

BADADADA!?!!

Hello To All Of You!!
My Most Loyal of Fans!!
Your Comments and Critisims, and General Lack of Concern for Anything and Everything that I Post is, so very, very Touching.
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Today I Would Like, If I may,
To Introduce to You,
My Newest Characters
And Talk a Little Bit about Their Plotline.
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May I Introduce,
Mr. Gabriel Darkholme.

Gabriel Darkholme is a Reaper of Souls. And no, He's not the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper collects souls when it's their time to die and ferrys souls to the UnderWorld. Gabriel doesn't do that. Gabriel is a Reaper of Souls which basically means that he is the person you would go too if you should ever wanted to Sell your Soul to the Devil. He's the Devil's Little Solider, He's the Devil's Little Tool. (-Alice Cooper) He makes the Transactions and collects your debt when the time is right. He doesn't use a scyth. Because scyths are lame and over used. I haven't yet decided what I want his weapon to be. But I'm working on it!
Anyway, I created Gabriel and the entire plotline to this little side project of mine in one day. And it was all inspired by his name, Gabriel Darkholme. Because I personally think that the characters name is one of the most important parts of creating a believable character! So, after I came up with the name I worked backward and tried to come up with a persona and situation that would fit such a fabulous name! And yes. I am really, freakishly proud of myself for coming up with such a sexy name. Get over it! Um, I've never worked backward like this on a project before, but so far, I'm pretty happy with the resualts.
Soooo, I think that Gabriel is Gorgeous. When I went to make his SIM I was just messing around and playing with a very rough idea of what I wanted him to look like. I didn't download anything for him at all. I was just working from what I already had. But I really like how he came out. Still, I think that I might prowl around the download sites for things. You never what you might find right?
And Now,
The Lovely Miss Anya Ravencroft.
Anya Ravencroft shall be playing the role of The Innocent in this particular storyline. And depending on which direction I decide to go with this story, she could also become Gabriel's Love Interest. Um, Gabriel has known Anya since she was a little girl and has killed many of the people around her because of his job. But eventually Gabriel starts devolping very protective feelings for Anya. And through out the course of the story Gabriel saves Anya's life and in the end winds up dying to protect her. It's very touching.
Anyway, I'm not entirely sure that I'm happy with Anya's appearence yet. But the story shall be set in the mid 1900's, sooooo I can't get too crazy with her appearance. I want her to be simple and pretty.
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!!?!!!!
Great news!! I have finally decided on a cosplay costume, no thanks to My Princeling or any of my friends. Annnnnndddd the winner is,

Sera Myu Sailor Saturn?!
She's pretty, right? Hahaha. Anyway, I love the costume. Purple and Black is kind of my favorite color scheme, so it works out well. And since I'm getting it taylor made to fit me, I won't have to worry about the skirt being up around my chest or the bow weighting more then I do like some Sera Myu cosplays that I've seen in the past. Sooooooo, YAY!!
Maybe if you're good little fans, I'll post some pictures for ya'll when it's done. -wink-

Monday, February 14, 2011

We Were Simply Meant To Be

And now for something completely diffrent,
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Stop me if you've heard this one.
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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel,
And hands the Inkeeper three pegs,
And says,
Can ya put me up for the Night?!
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Hahahahahaha!?!!

.....What?
You didn't think that that was funny?
Me and Eric both thought that it was friggin hillarious!
Hahaha.
 

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Mr. and Mrs. Bubo MacPhearson von PookieBearinstien

This Tea is nothing but hot leave juice!?!!
Oh wait..... That's what all Tea is, isnt it?
Hahahaha

Anyway, I had a most peculiar dream the other day, and I feel like posting about it. Soooo, Deal with it! Hahaha.

Okay, so when my dream started out, Me and my Princeling were at a wedding. Now, I didn't recognize a single person at this wedding, but apprently the bride and groom were old friends of ours. Hahaha. Anyway, everything is very normal and wedding-y for awhile, you know we're all standing around talking about the cake and the bride's dress and such like that and then all of a sudden there is a huge explosion and it blows out one of the walls of the reception hall. And then everyone is like 'ohmigod, what happened?!' and we run outside to investigate and guess what we find?!

No seriously. Guess. You'll never guess it in a million years. Hahaha.

We see LL Cool J standing ontop of a car in the parking lot, commanding a gaint red Tyrannisaurus Rex to destroy all the cars in the parking lot. And then! Someone screams and turns and sees us, and then orders the T Rex to maul everyone! Can you believe it?! So, naturally, we all start running for our lives. And the bride and groom get eaten first, I remember this because I looked over my shoulder whilest running, even though that is my single biggest complaint about Horror movies. I mean seriously, you know that whatevers chasing you is still there, infact you can probly hear it coming for you, why do you have to turn around and look at it? Why?

But I am getting off topic. Anyway, the bride and groom get eaten first and I remember watching the T Rex nomming on them and noticing that even as they were being eaten, they were still holding hands and thinking, Awwww! That's so sweet! And then my Princeling grabs my arms and starts pulling me along because you don't run as fast when your looking over your shoulder you know. Anyway, the T Rex chases us all the way to a random Industrial Park/Construction Site, where we suddenly have normal clothes on instead of suits and fancy dresses, and we start trying to hide. And against all survival techniques known to man, we split up. But I think that that was probly more due to panic then anything else.

Some people try hiding in and under the equipment, or in the buildings and one crazy guy in particular, drives to run the T Rex over with a Bulldozer and each and every single one of those people gets mauled. Now, my group, which consists of Me and my Princeling and like 5 or 6 other random people. And we have the brilliant idea to run all the way around the building and break in through the back because we apprently think that if the T Rex doesn't see us go into the building then he wont be able to figure out that we're there. Which isn't a bad plan, I don't think.

So, we get into the building and thats when it because rather reminiscent of Resident Evil. Because there was a computer and a holigram of a creepy little girl with a british accent. And I don't remember everything that she said to us, but she definately said, "You are all going to die down here." And I remember thinking, down here? We're on the first floor! Hahaha. Anyway, the little holigram girlie starts telling us about how there's no way out and we've run ourselves into a dead end and theres no escape, you cant beat the T Rex and this that and the other thing. You know, doom and gloom type stuff like that. And it doesn't really bother me. But it is bothering this one guy who is in the corner shaking and what not and looks out the window and sees a totally intact Jeep and he's like come on! We can make it if we run! And we're like Nooooo, I don't think that's a good idea. And he starts shouting about how he doesn't wanna die like this and if we don't wanna go find he'll go without us. Blah, blah, blah. And we tell him to shut up because T Rex aren't Deaf! But he won't listen so he breaks the window and starts running for the truck only too be mauled. And now the T Rex knows where we are.

So, we burst out the front door and start running like crazy. But LL Cool J is standing outside and most of us manage to get past him, but he grabs one lady and calls for the T Rex to come back over this way. And we keep running, and then all of a sudden this one guy, who is apprently the Princeling's best friend and really, really cute, yells "THE STAIR CASE!?!!" and points ahead and I'm not really paying attention because I'm too busy running. Meanwhile the Princeling and this guy start arguing about this. It was something along the lines of, "its the most fortified place in this area" "we shouldn't stop it's too risky" "well we cant outrun it either" You know, that sort of thing. But then as we approach the stair case this dude shoulder checks Princeling and the two of us fall into the stairwell between these two gaint concrete buildings. And then he starts fiddling with a random control panel next to the entrance to the stairwell and yelling at the two other people who are left. And they join us in the stairwell and then all of a sudden this huge doors slam shut on us. You know? Like they just shoot out of nowhere and smash together like you would expect doors to do in a Horror movie or a space station or something.

Anyway, the Princeling starts freaking out and pounding at the door and yelling at the AI to open it because his hott, nameless best friend is going to die. But his friend locks the computer out for something like a half hour, so that she won't do anything until then. And then he gives a most dramatic speach about who he loves that woman the LL Cool J grabbed and even though she didn't know he existed or they werent together or something like that, he still loved her and he had try and save her. And I'm bawling my eyes out. And Princelings pounding on the door and yelling at him. But his friend just smiles, pulls out a pocket knife and runs off.

He attacks LL Cool J with the knife and wounds him a little bit and the LL lets go of the girl and Princeling's friend runs off with her. Then the T Rex starts chasing them. And this random girl trips and falls like all stupid girls do in this situation and Princeling's friend helps her up but by the time she starts running again the T Rex is ontop of them So he does the sterotypical male, knight in shining armor, hero thing and pushes her behind a building or some sort of cover and lets himself get eated. And the girl just falls down behind the cover and starts crying instead of continuing to run like she should have. And then she repeats Kayoko Kotohiki's last words, her little monolouge there, from Battle Royale, word for word. She's like, but you never even talked to me, how could you be in love with me? I had no idea! You loved me so much that you'd die for me!? How come you never said anything! And then she furthers this demonstration of her stupid by picking up a big rock coming out from behind her cover and chucking it at the T Rex, tears streaming, you know all that cliche madndmess. And then of course she gets mauled. Sooooo, essentially the Princeling's friend died for her in vain.

And the four or five us that are left, locked in the stair well watch this whole thing. And I bury my face in the Princeling's shirt, crying my eyes out and the Princeling's just holding me. He's got like one very manly, tear running down his cheek and a pissed off/determined look on his face. And everyone else just looks horrorfied. One person even throws up. Because of all the death in this dream, for some reason that was the only gory one. Hahaha. Everything else was basically cartoon violence.

So anyway, after watching his evil T Rex maul these two people, LL Cool J comes over to the stair well door and smirks at us before he starts fiddling with the control panel by the door. And the Princeling glares at him for a minute and then he's like alright everybody upstairs. Come on! So we only go up a flight or two. Because we don't want to be too close to the roof, because the closer we are too the roof the easier it would be for the T Rex to get too us. So, we stay on like the fourth floor or something and we have too wait the whole half an hour or whatever it takes the system to stop being locked out. And everyone is freaking out because we figure that as soon as the system is back online we're dead. But like 45 minutes pass and LL Cool J never comes up the stairs. So, one guy goes to check it out and finds that LL is gone. So he comes running back up stairs and starts yelling guys theyre gone! Theyre gone! They must have given up and left! We're gonna make it!! Because he cant see anything from the window.

And me and the Princeling are like, Yeeeeeeeaaaaa. I dont think that its that easy. And this guy is like No! We can make it! And he yells at the computer to open the door and it does. And the Princeling starts yelling at the computer not to do it. And I start yelling at him not to be stupid. But he goes anyway and immediately upon leaving the building gets mauled. We hear his screams, I grab the one other survivor and the three of us make a break for the roof! And as soon as we get there we run down the fire escape on the otherside of the building, closest to the road.
Now, when we don't follow the other guy outside, LL Cool J runs up the stairs and by the time that he gets too the roof, we're already down the fire escape and half way to the fence surrounding the area. So he busts out a gun and starts shooting at us. The one other survivor, a younger, blonde girl that I am still dragging around by the arm because she doesn't run fast enough, gets shot in the head and immediately dies. And I get shot through the shoulder. But the Princeling sees me stumble and grabs my arm so I dont fall and we can keep running. And we hop the first fence and LL Cool J fires off a couple more shots at us, but they all miss. And right about then the T Rex runs around to our side of the building.
AND WE ARE SO TOTALLY DOOMED, RIGHT?! RIGHT!?! ....Wrong.
LL Cool J calls off the T Rex. And then just stands on the rooftop and watches us run, all whilest smiling.... for no apprent reason. It was strange. But whatever, me and my Princeling got away. Hahaha.
....Is it strange that I often have dreams about dinosaurs chasing me all over creation? Hahaha. I mean, usually it's Raptors, not a T Rex and usually I'm alone instead of with boyfriend and a group of random other people. But still it's all basically the same dream. Hahaha. Oh! And I had a most peculiar dream about a Zombie Apocolypse in which me and my brother encounter some cannibals living in an ambulence! That one was a little bit horrorfying actually. But I really only remember the ambulence part of that one. Still, I'll post it if you like.
And by if you like, I of course, mean if I bloody well feel like it.
Speaking of strange dreams!! You know what my Princeling told me the other day? That he had a dream that I had gotten him pregnant!! Hahaha. Apprently I had the best look on my face when he told me about it too. Hahaha.
And in other news, I have started a new little mini series of stories! It doesn't have a title yet, but it's on my Deviantart. There's only one up there at the moment but I am in the middle of typing up several more of them. So check those out sometime.
Annnnnnd! .....I think that that's it. Hahahaha. Goodnight Everybody!