Walrus Sound?

Kay, so last night I had the most bizarre dream. I was on a boat with Blaise and Vlad and Atreyu, and we were sailing along, and then all of a sudden Vlad and I fall off the side of the boat. Blaise then turns the boat around to come back and save us, but there a freaking huge shark in the water?!?! So, clearly the best course of action is for Blaise to grab his surf board and jump in after us. While Atreyu, who has apparently never driven the boat before, attempts not to crash into a big rock.

Anyway, Vlad hits the water and takes off like a freaking shot, swimming like an unbelievably fast dolphin. Because apparently sharks are afraid of anything that even remotely moves like a dolphin in my dreams. While I...drowned. Cause apparently I forgot how to swim. But Blaise rescues me just in the nick of time and pulls me up onto his surf board. Then the shark, which was chasing Atreyu and the boat for some reason, turns around and starts chasing us?! And I'm freaking out, but Blaise is completely calm because his surf board has an out board motor on it..... Because that is totally possible.

Anyway, the shark starts chasing us towards shore and eventually winds up gaining on us...Um, and we are about 2 yards from the shore when, the tip of Blaise's surf board digs into the sand and we wipe out. Blaise and I go flying, and so does the shark, which was apparently close enough for the back of the board to hit him in the face when it flipped up, which catapults him onto the sand as well. Which is again, totally possible.

And that's when I disappear. And Blaise apparently passed out. Then when he wakes up, he sees the shark lying on the sand and he can't find me, so he flips the hell out and starts screaming and throwing rocks at this shark, which is for all intensive purposes, dead. And this goes on for like, no lie, twenty minutes?!

And then Vlad runs over and tells Blaise that I lived, but for some reason I am completely absent from the rest of the dream. As is Atreyu, but they don't even explain what happened to him, or to our boat.

Then, Blaise and Vlad start walking along the beach and come across a random basketball court on the beach. And Vlad starts watching the game and Blaise is glaring at a random dorsal fin that may or may not belong to another giant shark, that's floating around in the water, just beyond the beach. Then all of a sudden, the ball goes flying out into the water and someone starts running after it and Blaise jumps up to stop him. Then one thing leads to another and I don't particularly remember why, but Blaise winds up fighting the entire basketball team by himself. Taking care to beat the hell out out of this one guy, I have never seen before, specifically.

And then?! My cat wakes me up... But it's 5:30 in the freaking morning?! On a sunday?! So I push him off the bed and go back to sleep.

And I find myself on that same beach. Vlad is sitting on the sand near the edge of the water and Blaise is standing next to him with a pair of binoculars. And there are a million billion, little glowing blue electrode things floating all down the beach in the shallow water. And I remember thinking that it looks like a glow in the dark fish net... Anyway, there are also electrodes attached to Vlad's temples. And before I can figure out what there for, Blaise sees a shark and yells now and Vlad uses his mind to electrocute the hell out of it. Cause he's psychic now.... And a random crowd of spectators is like YAY! IT WORKS?!

Then the ocean is suddenly filled with a bazillion of these weird looking white creatures, that looks like a cross between, jelly fish and squid and sea turtles and sea horses. Just really ugly buggers. Blaise starts screaming and Vlad starts electrocuting them and it's not working.... and then?! My cat wakes me up again..... He very well knows I can't feed him until 9. Yet less then a half an hour later he has woken me up again. So I push him off the bed and go back to sleep again.

And this time, I'm on a submarine with Blaise and Vlad who are apparently scientists now. And there is a bunch of big chalk boards all around the room and scraps of paper everywhere?! And Blaise and Vlad have decided that their previous method of killing the evil sea creatures is harmful to the environment, so they have to find a different way to kill them. But Vlad's brain electricity is the only thing that works?! So Blaise starts explaining his plan to make a big glass tube and trap the evil sea creature in there and then electrocute them. Which, is a pretty awful plan. Hahaha. Then a random guy runs into the room and says that the "something, something, something," Sisters (I can't remember what their names were...) are planning a trip to Atlantis and Blaise and Vlad have to convince them otherwise or they shall all die?!

So the scene changes to like some kind of super fancy cruise liner and there are three Indian Princess' sitting on the deck of the boat. One is wearing pink and one is wearing blue and one is wearing green, and one of them looks a bit like LaLita Gupa, from the Big Bang Theory. And Blaise is standing on the dock, trying to convince them not to go to Atlantis because it is not safe and the world will surely end if they were to die?! And he makes a quite dramatic speech. And Vlad is no where to be found. Anyway, with this speech Blaise is able to convince the Blue and Green Princess' right away, to get off the boat. So he helps them down and they run across the dock to shore. But the Pink Princess, who I got the feeling was the oldest, is very defiant and refuses to listen to Blaise. So the Green Princess, which I assume was the youngest, comes back to yell at her not to be dense, and what does she do? She jumps in the freaking water?!?!!

Then the next thing you know, a giant freaking squid comes out of no where, grabs the Pink Princess, destroys the boat and the dock which flings Blaise and The Green Princess into the water. IT'S CHAOS?!?!?! But Blaise is a super duper action hero and manages to save both the princess', and almost drowns in the process. So the three of them, wash up on shore. Then the Pink Princess gives him a kiss on the cheek and apologizes for being an idiot. THEN THE SQUID SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY REAPPEARS AND DRAGS BLAISE BACK INTO THE WATER?!?!?!?!

AND THEN.....My stupid phone started ringing, cause my stupid boyfriend was texting me, so I have no idea whether Blaise lived through this or not..... I'm pretty sure he did. I mean, the only time I've ever killed Blaise is when I was writing a tragic love story. And I don't do that very often. Anway, That was a totally irrelevant post, hope you enjoyed it.... and TEN THOUSAND POINTS to anyone who could follow this rant. GOOD DAY?!