Get The Sven!?!!

Okay, so thank you Bros for all of your super non existent help with my Rocher developments. -super eye roll- Anyway, as per usual, I have decided for myself. And I have decided that Rocher must be battle scarred. Because he's a war veteran and a bad ass so he must be scarred. I'm thinking that he should be scarred on the side of his face or some how so that it cuts a swath through his stubble. Like I want him to be a grizzled old man, but not to the extent that Nicademus is a grizzled and old. Because Rocher isn't as old as Nicademus, and I sort of want him to still be kind of attractive. Classically handsome. Like Carrey Elwes will look when he's older... Or now. I don't know what he looks like currently. Hahaha. And anyway, I want him to be like a dirty blonde... sort of Thor like..... SHUT UP! I have a complex. Hahaha. And um, I want his eyes to be um, brown. Like intense and dark brown, like Tarzan! And he's gonna be big. Like I want him to be a bear in comparison to short little Aiden. Hahaha. Ummm, I don't have the SIMS on my lap top, so I can't exactly make you guys a basic reference for him or anything. But if I find a picture that's close enough maybe I'll post it. Maybe. I mean, it's not like anyway looks at this blog anyway. Hahaha. Oh well.

Night Night Loves.

Filthy Strumpet

Dream Chronicle Time!

Okay, so this dream starts out with me going to Karate. But it's weird cause I have no pants on and no body seems to care. So I'm at Karate and I'm teaching the children and whatever and then all of a sudden, all of this trash starts flooding into the dojo from like the corners of the room! And it's just everywhere! So all of the students get pushed into the middle of the dojo and we do like half a kata and then we send the children Home. And I'm like where did all this trash come from?! And Shihan is like, I guess trash day came early this week. He doesn't freak out or anything, just starts picking things up and throwing them into a random hole that I've never seen before. And even though the explanation makes no sense, I accept it and leave the dojo.

Then I'm walking Home and all of a sudden, I start feeling uncomfortable about not wearing pants. But then I run into Matt whose another instructor at the school and he's like hey, wanna come see where I work and I'm like sure. So he takes me to a construction site and he like opens up this shed thingy and there's like three power tools and a bunch of mats inside. Like wrestling mats. It's weird. Then I leave. I start walking down the street again and my friend Quinn randomly shows up and she's like hey, there's a Renaissance fair down the road we should go together. And I'm like cool.

So we get to the fair, I magically have pants and cool looking medievally like denim vest jacket thing on. And it's cool and we're walking around and we stop at a shop and I point a necklace out to her because it's a cool looking Dragon and she puts it on and then the next thing that I know Quinn's a freaking Dragon?! And she starts flying around and randomly blowing fire everywhere, just like testing her fire breathing skills. And she shoots a fire ball in my direction, so I turn tail and run past the shop and into the shop keepers house, but like the flames follow me through the door and down the hallway so I bang a left and head towards the shop keepers bedroom and just about then her fluffy white cat runs out the door so I snatch it up and slam the door behind us. Then after a minute or so, I venture out. Quinn's gone. No more fire. Nothings burned. And I'm like, whooooo and I take a deep breath.

Then it's like hey, I'm already. So I start looking around her house. Then the shop keeper comes in and she's all what the hell are you doing in my house?! Give me my cat back! An I'm like didn't you see the Dragon?! And she's all there's no such thing as Dragons! And she's yelling at freaking out and I'm just like STOP! And she does... Which is weird. And I determine that because she stopped when I told her to that I suddenly have the power to push people. So I try it again. And I'm like, uhhhh you never saw me. Live a good long life. And she's like okay and she's all smiles. Then I leave and start walking Home.

And on my walk Home this old time-y car that's painted like bright orange, swerves onto the sidewalk trying to run me down. So I jump out of the way and immediately conclude that somebody by the name of Vanessa pushed that guy trying to get him to kill me. So I devote all of my mind powers into pushing her, even though she's no where to be seen or even in the area. And I'm saying things like, you will never use your powers to hurt anyone ever again, do you here me?! And I guess that it works, because in the 5 minutes that I've had my Alpha powers, I've become incredibly powerful, I guess. Hahaha. Then I stop focusing and look at round at where I am because, apparently I kept walking even thought I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. And um, I find myself in something of a Halloween Town, but it's like the horror version of Halloween Town. Not the cutesy Kimberly Brown/Jack Skellington version. And it's all gory and disgusting. But I keep walking because it seems that my mission now is to find Quinn for some reason it seems logical that Dragon Quinn would come here. Suuuuure, why not.

So, I walk past this creepy guy that's trying to trick some dude into hanging himself, and I go into a creepy abandoned house and there's two like holes and one of them is dark and the other one is flamey and Vincent Price tells me that I have to choose wisely because one of them will burn me to a crisp and so I in my infinite wisdom chose the dark one. Because I think that everyone else would think to chose the dark one because it's the obvious choice and then change their mind because.... Well, it's too obvious. Hahaha. Anyway, I go through the tunnel and I guess it was the right one because I pass some flames and crap while I'm in there but come out the other side relatively unmaimed.

AND THEN?!...... I woke up, because my boyfriend stole all the blankets and I was cold cause said boyfriend also happened to turn the air conditioning all the way up. Hahahaha

Well You Put A Flannel Shirt On A Tatter Tot...

I sleep in your bed now.

-Your loving Phillip

Yeah. That's an actual postcard that my Aunt actually has in a big box of old photos. She doesn't know who Phillip is and that's all that the postcard says, but isn't that hilarious? Greatest postcard ever, if you ask me.

Hahahahhahaha.

Now! We move on to the importance of this post!

I need to name the planet. I'm thinking of a Titan AE reference.... And I know what you're thinking, but I'm not naming the planet Bob. -_-" Actually, I was thinking Sesshurine or however you spell that. Just because it's super fun to say. Hahaha.

I was also thinking the other day, where are Krystal's parents? She's not an orphan, because we already have two or three of those and we don't need another. Hhahaha. And I don't particularly want to write them in a bunch of places, so I feel that the logical explanation for their absence is that they don't live in Zarius. Yes! It's brilliant! So, Krystal is kind of like a foreign exchange student! Except that we didn't send one of us over there in her place.... And we're not giving her back.... But aside from that it's like the same thing! Hahahaha. Now the question is where did she come from? Ah ha! I've already figured that out as well. I'm thinking Sotouri, which for those of you who don't care enough to read the map I posted, is the country waaaaaay at the bottom of the map and I'm thinking that it should be sort of an icy cold place. Like Alaska, except where Antarctica should be? Sort of? Hahahaha. Whatever!

But I was thinking Krys is really pale and Alaska has times where it's dark 24 hours a day and such like that, so maybe that's why she's pale. In which case, wouldn't everyone be pale? Maybe it's a continent of albino ice people?! Hahahahhaha. I don't know, I'm still playing around with the idea. Ummmm, and Krystal's nameless parents may well make an appearance at Emma's party but I'm not sure yet.

Annnnnnnd, the Scorpion baddie that kills Lucian and maims Nicademus' name shall be Rorak and he's going to have to have a stinger and a tail otherwise where would the venom come from? Really people! Learn your animal kingdom! Hhahahahahahaha.

Alright, I guess that that's it for today. Look out for the next post when I discuss the final plans for tricking out my new car and my Halloween battle to the death, my new hair cut and sewing project and the diagram explaining how exactly our planet will orbit in a binary system and what that means for season and days and all that. Ta Ta!

Why Do You Have To Have a Head?

First of all, I'd like to thank you all for your killer input on my Rocher crisis. No really, you guys really saved the day on that one, thanks. -_-"

Secondly, me need to discuss Eclipse again. He's a Dragon.

And he's a Dragon that looks an awful lot like this one does actually. Thanks Google. Hahaha.

Anyway, in the Animal Kingdom, some animals mate for life, like Hawks and Seahorses and Wolves and others are whores, like Humming Birds and Men. And since Dragons are mythological and all that, there's no real determination about whether Dragons are whores or not, and I don't really care enough about what everyone else has decided on this issue to go and look up their consensus. Soooooo, I've just decided that, at least in my World, Dragons mate for life.

Dragon Loooooooooove

Yaaaaaay, Eclipse isn't a whore. He's like Number 4!

Sorry, that was really lame. But I couldn't help it! I just read the book and it was pretty good!

Like the writing is meh, but the story is good. And Henri's death is actually like 50 times more heart breaking in the book. Especially if you picture Timmy while you're reading it.

Timmy <3>

Okay. So, anyway, part of the reason that I decided this is that I was thinking of having Eclipse and Aiden talk sometime before Emma and Eclipse get married. Because you know right off the bat, Aiden threatens to kill Eclipse and he hates the idea and all this, blah, blah, blah. But obviously he's not gonna stop the wedding because Emma and Eclipse are in Love and Emma pregnant with his Baby and all that. So, I was thinking that they should talk. Aiden can yell and threaten and then Eclipse is gonna be like, look you don't have to like me or trust me or any of that crap, but you better believe that I'm going to be there for her cause Dragons mate for life and I knew that when all this started and I wanted to be with her stuff like that. And I don't care if you think that's cheesy or not, I like cliched romantic gestures and things of that nature and it's my book, deal with it! Hahahaa.

And so there's the main point of the post and some random pictures for you. If you have a comment about the Dragon's matting for life thing then you're welcome to share it as always. And that's pretty much it!

Oh wait! I forgot to mention that I'm changing my little brother's name again.

Fiore is going to be Kaori now.

Deal with it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaa

Toodles.