That's Why They Call Me Mrs. Fahrenheit

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Anyway, I had a strange dream the other night.

And I figured that since I haven't posted about my fabulous dreams in awhile that you all would just looooove to hear about it! Aren't you lucky?

Mwahahaha

It started out with me and Claudia sitting outside of like a university looking place waiting for my boyfriend, Layfon and Artie. And we're just talking, complaining mostly about how late they are and then all of a sudden there's a huge like boom, not an explosion but like a crash, followed by a significant amount of screaming. Then Artie and Layfon and a bunch of other people come running around the corner of one of the buildings. Well, actually Artie's riding a bike and everyone else is running. And we're like, what is going on over there? Then this huge ass plant looking thing comes crashing around the corner, Doom Tree style, taking out half of the building in the process.

And me and Claudia are like, whaaaaaaaaa?! Drop the all too precious and important Tessla. And we start running too. All through the campus we run, until we notice a cute guy standing in the doorway of one building and he's motioning and yelling for us to head in there cause we'll be safe. So everyone runs into that building and he shuts the door behind us. And the evil plant thing just stops dead in it's tracks. Which is weird. Then cute guy leads us around the corner because the doors are all glass and he doesn't want the evil plant thing to see us. Which is also quite strange. But no body is bothered by that, but Artie sure as hell wants to know what's going on here! He gets off his bike all huffing and puffing, throws it down and starts questioning cute guy. And I'm not paying any attention to the questioning because I'm too busy checking to see if Layfon is okay. And then he sits down to rest and I start looking around at everybody and notice that this one guy is peaking around the corner. And he's looking around the corner for a few minutes before he just up and looks around the corner and I'm like hey! Cause we're not supposed to be over there cause the tree will see us?!

But he's like, it's gone. And every body's like whaaaaa!! And the cute guy's like hmm, it must've left. Cause there's no way that it could get inside and it knows not to cross this line or the security system will set it on fire! And I'm like, the tree knows? -_0 But that doesn't bother anybody else and Artie's like how smart is this thing? And starts asking question about the security system. Then like right after he says something this evil tree thing starts busting up through the floors like a friggin Graboid!! And if you don't know what a Grabiod is, then shame on you! Shame!

Anyway, all hell breaks loose cause the vines are like strangling people and throwing them up against walls and everyone's running everywhere and I immediately get separated from Claudia. But me and Layfon are running together and we manage to help a few people escape a viney death and then a bunch of us are running together and we find a place to hide and it's got a window in it and through the window I see a lab tech get killed and for some reason that effected me greatly even though I didn't know her. Then I see Claudia and she's just standing there trying to do something, I don't know what, But I see this plant start racing down the corridor and it's heading straight toward her and I flip out! Burst through the door of our hiding spot and race over to Claudia and tackle her to push her out of the way and the two of us go through the window and land in the water. Cause apparently this collage or whatever is next to the ocean? Like right on the beach. And she's all thankful that I saved her and then she asks if I'm alright and I say that I'm fine even though I'm all cut up from going through the window. I splash some water on my wounds and it stings! And Claudia's ohhhh I'm sorry! It must be salt water. And then she's like ......Salt water?! And starts like rolling around in it and splashing it in her hair and stuff. And I'm like what are you doing? And she's like salt water! And Then she yells for Artie and he sticks his head of the broken window and Claudia look at him and says artifact and he throw her something and when she grabs it, it like turns her into a human flame ball!

Then Claudia tells me to go and get everybody out of here, she'll take care of the monster plant of death. And she starts spewing flames everywhere and it's madness and me and Layfon and everyone escape! Then I woke up to turn my alarm clock off because it's the weekend and I don't need to be up at 6 today. Then I go back to sleep and when I start dreaming again, I find myself in the car with a bunch of survivors, but not the same survivors that I escaped the facility with, so go figure that one out. And we're driving about looking for a safe place to hide because apparently whatever made that plant so evil and viscous got into the water supply and now there's a bunch of evil plants! Now, apparently all of my loved ones have been evacuated already and moved some place safe and so have Layfon's. Or so we thought, cause all of a sudden he gasps and he's like my grandparents are still Home! Cause apparently they don't have a TV, so because they don't have a TV the military didn't come and evacuate their house like it did everyone elses', which makes total sense, right? Of course it doesn't! I love dream logic.

Anyway, so then the plan becomes that we have to go and rescue them before the evil plants of death can get to them, so we high tail it over that way with all these people in the car and when we get to his grandparents house we are delighted to learn that they live in the woods! Excellent! But whatever me and Layfon go inside to get them and when we come back out we find that all of the survivors that we were with have left the car and invaded the neighbors house because they need to shower and stuff like that. I'm standing there going, THERE ARE EVIL PLANT MONSTERS EVERYWHERE, WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE?! But why would anyone listen to me? Really? I go over and yell at them to get out here because we have to go but their not listening to me because apparently I'm not the leader, Layfon is. So I make him go over there and get them to leave. And they listen to him! But instead of being stern, he tells them to just hurry up and take their showers, instead of making them leave right this second. Then he goes back to the car to take a nap. And I'm like what is the world coming too?!

Then the trees start acting all strange and rustling and stuff and apparently that is a tell tale sign that they're turning evil and I start flipping out! I yell at the other people to get the hell out here right this second and then run down to the car and try to wake up Layfon but he won't wake up! And his grandparents are taking like 9 million years to come down the stairs to the car. And the trees closest to the car, like the ones lining the driveway, start twitching an awful lot and I figure that even if I can't wake up Layfon that I have to move the car, but for some reason I can't start the car! So I start trying to push the car and I move it just enough to avoid the first attack by a tree, but they're all twitching so I feel like I have to move it more and it's really really hard but I keep moving it just enough to avoid getting hit by the closest tree, but the car is really heavy and it's up hill a little bit so I'm having a really hard time pushing it and this time I can't clear the nearest tree in time and when it attacks it hits me and the back end of the car, sends me flying and the car spins out onto the lawn. And I'm like oh crap Layfon! And I run back over to the car and try to start pushing it again, but now I'm injured and weak and the stupid car won't budge and the trees start to descend and I am positive that I'm gonna die!

And then right at the last second the tree bursts into flames because Claudia came to my rescue! Yaaaaaay! She's like standing in a bucket of salt water on a trolley holding the artifact and blasting fire everywhere. Then after the danger has passed, and Layfon's grandparents finally get down the stairs, everyone comes out of the house next door and they're all like yay! Claudia saved us! And I'm like, I was trying to prevent us from needing saving but you jerks wouldn't listen to me. Then Claudia gets out of the bucket and in a very Hancock type manner, looks at the other survivors and says, all you people that didn't listen to her, you are all idiots. Okay? Idiots. And there's no argument from me on that statement. However, the other people strat bitching at Claudia. But she can hold her own in an argument pretty well. And that's when Layfon wakes up and goes, what happened? And I smack him for being stupid. And then I give him a big hug. Hahahaha

And that was my most recent strange dream that makes no sense at all! I typed it quick, so it's not as detailed as the others, I'm sure that you'll can live with that though. Hope you enjoyeded it! Haahahahaha