I Guess You Better Go and Get Your Armor

It's War Time!

Hells yes!

Oh, how I have not been looking forward to writing all of this.

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Did you know that despite being a skilled martial artist and total bad ass, that I absolutely suck at writing Battle Scenes? .....Well, it's true! But I must to try anyway, because my plot line demands it! Hahaha. Anyway, this is going to be a post about battle strategy!

Okay! So, you all know how in movies such as Lord of the Rings and Timeline, (<3) that when two groups meet in battle what they do is line up on opposite sides of the Field facing each other with their catapults and archers and whatever behind them and everybody charges into battle at basically the same time, they meet in the middle and fight to the deaths! Well, I've decided that that's how I'm going to set this war up, because it fits the "time period" that I'm going for with this book. And I find it to be pretty cool. Hahaha.

Now, the question is, how do I position everyone within the lines? From the way I see it, I have two options here. One, segregate everyone into groups. RoQuero soldiers on the left, Rayet's warriors on the right, Zarius in the middle. Or two, Leaders and the Royal Family in the middle, soldiers all mixed in together in the lines. I think that either could work.

However! I thought of something else. Aiden and Hiroshi are worried about their precious children! Eclipse had sworn to the King that he will protect Emma, and now he's her personal guard, which is all well and good. But what about Angel and Fiore? I think that they should have guards too. But not just any guards will do! This is the Prince and Princess of Zarius we are talking about here! Heirs to the Throne! So, the logical choice in my mind would be to pair Fiore with Blaise, because they're buds. And Angel with Andromina, because they've fought together in the past. But then that creates a problem with option one, because if I use Blaise and Andromina as protectors and then segregate the groups, then that means that I have to separate the Royal Family. So, I don't know.

 Option One: A

-Royal Family all clustered together

-Armies segregated

........RoQuero........Zarius.........Rayet.........

Blaise.........Emma, Eclipse, Fiore, Angel.......Andromina

Aiden, Hiroshi

Option One: B

-Royal Family separated

-Armies segregated

..........RoQuero...........Zarius.............Rayet...........

Fiore, Blaise.....Emma, Eclipse.....Andromina, Angel

Aiden, Hiroshi

Option Two

-Royal Family spread out a bit, but not separated

-Armies merged together

.....................RoQuero, Zarius, Rayet.....................

..............Fiore..........Emma..........Angel..............

Blaise.....Eclipse....Andromina

Aiden, Hiroshi

Personally, I lean towards Option One: B, or Option Two. I feel like Aiden is very paranoid about his brother, and since he knows that Kerian is going to come straight for him and Hiroshi, that he wouldn't want his children too close to him because it would put them in too much danger. But on the other hand, he probably would want them close to him, so that he could keep an eye on them and make sure that they're safe. I'm not entirely sure which of those feelings would be the strongest, but personally I lean toward spreading them out at least a little bit. Let me know what you think.

Oh! And while we're talking about comments and input. I would like to say to Wolf, Layfon and Damien, that you all suck. I talked to each one of you the other day and you all promised that you'd start helping me more because this book means a lot to me. And guess what? None of you have. -_-"

May I ask what the damned point of reading my blog is, when you refuse to help me when I ask for an opinion? Seriously....

In other news, I showed a little old woman that I like to talk too at the gym, that picture of me and Alice Cooper on my phone and she looked at it and said, well that's you. Who's this, your boyfriend? Hahaha! I nearly died laughing! Alice is old enough to be my Grandpa! It was so funny.

Got Those Moves Like Jagger?

LOOKIT THIS FACE?!

 LOOKIT THESE MOVES?!

LOOKIT THAT ATTITUDE?!

LOOIT THIS OUTFIT?!

Hehehe

Carson stole her shoe at the end of this dance <3

Epic

Anyway...

How in the hell did America let Carson get voted off Dancing with the Stars last night?!

Personally, I am a bit outraged about this.

Carson is fantastic!

Granted, he's not the best dancer there is.

But he's better then some of the people on that show!

-cough, cough- Nancy the Judge Lady -cough-

And twice as entertaining!

He most definately shouldn't have been voted off.

And right before Broadway week?!

What the fuck were you thinking America!?!!!

I wanted to see Carson do the Tango: Maureen...

-pout-

I'm very disappointed in all of you.

The Robo-Hunchback of Notre Bot

Yes, I did seriously just type that. It's a good title, right? Somebody should make that movie. Hahaha. Has anyone else noticed that I appear to spam the hell out of commas when I post here? This is another of those things that I've just noticed that I wonder if anyone else has ever noticed about me and if they have, how come no one ever comments on them?

Anyway, earlier today I was thinking that I should ask my friend to draw a chibi chinchilla for me. But then I realized that chinchilla's are basically chibi's already! Hahaha. Dontchu think? They're all small and round with itty bitty little faces that are all cute and fluffty puffty and stuff. lolololololololol

Good news, I've gotten back in touch with a bunch of friends that I lost the numbers of since they reset my phone. Which is good. Bad news, my Biology teacher is a dick munching bastard face. He is so mean! And I'm afraid that I'm gonna fail my first test, because I just took the pretest online and none of the anwsers to those questions were in my notes! What the hell am I supposed to do now?! I've been freaking out for the past hour and apprently no one has time to talk me down! Layfon's too busy to try and make me feel better. Wolf's at Karate. I'm feeling very alone right now... So, I'm sitting in my back room blasting "Poison" on repeat because it has a strangely calming effect on me and I honestly think that it's the only thing that's keeping me from crying right now...

One look could kill,

My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch,

I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop,

I wanna kiss you but I want it too much,

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous

Poison!

How could anyone not love that song? It's fantastic and amazing.

Um, on another note, why is Tumbler or whatever more popular then Blogs all of a sudden? From what I can tell it's just a random site to post pictures on in a Blog like format. There's not much text involved in the posts that I've seen. Which I would find annoying, I think.

Relavent information, you ask? Sure why not. I got something for you.

-My writers block has finally subsided!

-I've decided to invent a younger brother for Blaise. I will have them both survive the attack and escape into the woods and then they'll get lost and Blaise's brother will die, not because of something Blaise did, but from like hypothermia or something because it's winter time. And I'm gonna use his Brother's super traumatic death and like the sight of him getting buried and stuff like that as the cause of Blaise's amnesia. Because I think that it makes more sense, ya know? Blaise is tough, so I was thinking that he needed something a little more to happen to him in order to traumatize him to that extreme.

So now, when Lucian finds young Blaise in the woods, he's going to be dirty and bloody and malnurioushed and half frozen to death, catatonic and clinging to his little brother's lifeless body. Then the story from there on remains the same for Blaise.

-And my Blog's spell check doesn't appear to be working at the moment.... -sigh-

-The only other relavent information that I have for you guys pretaining to my story is that I am once again considering changing some names around! Hahaha. No wonder you guys are always confused about what character I'm talking about, I change someone's name like every six months! But I must find the perfect name! -determined-

Today's possible name change victim is .......my little girl! Currently her name is Serena. Cutesy little dragonette with short pink and black hair and light blue eyes. Hehehe. She's so cute! Anyway, I was considering changing her name to Lilliana. And before you say anything, it's not because of Magic!! Lilliana is a real name, it's in my baby book and I have always been a fan of it. Okay, so don't bother with the snarky remarks. (You know who you are. -glare- I am in no mood for your crap.) 

So, Lilliana. It's very pretty and feminine and whatever. And I also think that Lilliana and Zareck sound pretty good together. It works with our last name too, Lilliana Deimos. Sounds pretty good. But there is a problem with this! Aiden's twin sister's name is Lily. And I don't like that. They're too similar to each other and I don't approve. So, if I change Serena's name, I have to change Lily's too. Now, I could easily just switch them up and have Serena be my Aunty. Aiden and Serena, Serena and Aiden Radic sounds just as good as anything else to me.

So, tell me what you think or not. Same as always. I'll probably just wind up making the choice by myself anyway. -shrug-

Toodles!

-Lita Kaye

Ringle Dingle Dingle

Hello Blog!

Loyal Fans.

-nod, nod-

Hahaha

I just realized that it's been nearly a month since the last time that I posted here!

Crazy.

BUT NOW I'M BACK!!!

And I will be staying this tiiiiiiiiiime.

-musick starts playing-

In the back of your wagons my men will all hide-

Opps.

Getting carried away there for a second.

Gary Oldman <3

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And what's with this annoying centered text thing?

I do this alll the bloody time!

And not one person has ever said anything to me about it.

Seems a little silly if you ask me.

Hahaha

Now, onto business! Today's business? There is no business!! I literally don't think that I have one single relevant thing to say to all of you... 1, 2, 3, 4! 4 people who actually read this blog. And do you know why that is? It's because ever since school started, I have had writers block! Damn yoooooooooooou Massasoit! I'm trying to force myself to write anyway because I've broken writers blocks like that in the past, but so far it's not working and I haven't written a sentence worth reading in two months! Which is pathetic. -frowny face- Still, I'm confident that it's just a matter of time before my brain cavity stops being a raging tard monkey!!

Let's see, what can I ramble about today? Well, the other day I went to lunch with a friend that I haven't hung out with just him and me in a looong while. That was kind of cool. I was thinking that should my talent ever return to me that I should write about that for my fabulous Almost Autobiography-type short stories, because we talked about my ex boyfriends and his girlfriend and such.

Apparently, my ex boyfriend and the bitch that was trying to steal him from me, were telling him vastly different stories from the way that I remember it. Guess that's to be expected from jack asses and sluts though, huh? My current boyfriend's friends also seem to be telling Mike stories about me that are drastically different from what actually happened as well. But I think that's more because they don't like me that much and think that I'm stealing Layfon from them. Doesn't exactly make me feel loved.... Also, hearing him talk about how great things are with his girlfriend kind of made me sad because I'm a little insecure and Layfon and I just had our first real fight and that sort of thing, so I'm a little worried... But just the same, I think that it should probably be included in the series. Especially if it should ever become a book. Which I highly doubt. But it seems like every person that I've ever asked, likes my "realistic" stories a whoooole hell of a lot more then anything pertaining to my novel. So, who knows?

Oh! And the other day, I got into an argument with a friend about Finding Nemo. A movie which I can't stand by the way! Anyway, we were arguing about the Shark. It's a Great White Shark named Bruce. Now, I am convinced that the named the Shark Bruce because that's what they named the mechanical Shark in Jaws, which I think is one of the greatest movies ever made despite the fact that Sharks are terrifying by the way, after director's lawyer. And he was arguing that it was a reference to Monty Python because Bruce was an British Australian. I'm pretty sure that I was right and he was wrong. But he's one of those people that's annoying to argue with even if it's over something stupid.

Annnnnd I think that I'm getting sick. And if anybody every tried to pull some of that Scare Tactic shit on me, the chances are whoever was "attacking" me would wind up in a body bag. Because I would likely just panic and rip their throats out or possibly even stab them, depending on the availability of a pointed object. Doesn't have to be a knife. As Jason Bourne demonstrated, a ball point pen can be just as effective. Hahaha. It'd be just like that guy that pretends to be a scarecrow on Halloween and then jumps out at somebody and gets punched in the face. Except more violent! Hahahahahahahahaha.

And for my final thoughts in this, a most pointless of posts, I would like to leave you all pondering this question. In a World ruled by a giant Beaver Overlord, what food would never be invented?

FOUR AND A HALF GOLD STARS TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE ANWSER!?!!