What About Feesel Day?

And too my cat Mittens I bequesth my entire, vast...

WHOSE READY FOR SOME MORE SILLINESS!?!!

Angel: Alright, so explain to me one more time. Why did you rip out Father Vincent's fillings?

Emma: -sigh- Because we need to sacrifice them to "God" on the alter, so that the stupid door will open and we can get down into the sewers and fight Lenard.

Angel: And what did Lenard ever do to us?

Emma: Nothing. But he's a big, evil monster and he's going to attack us as soon as we get down there anyway.

Angel: So then wouldn't the logical thing to do, be to avoid the sewers?

Blaise: Not in Silent Hill it wouldn't!?

Darnell: Wow. Is Angel actually trying to pass up an excuse to get into a fight for no reason? That's a first.

Angel: Nononono. I'm all for senseless violence and fighting for no reason. I'm just saying, wouldn't the logical thing to do, be to avoid the sewer all together?

Emma: -shrug- Probably. But if we do that, we'll never beat the game.

Angel:......THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME!?!!

Faust: -cell phone rings and the ringtone is the Whose Line is it Anyway, German Drinking Song- ....Hello? What? Lyserg! No no no, WE NEED THOSE SPINES DELIVERED IMMEDIATELY!?!!..... -hangs up-

Emma: What do you need spines for Faust?

Faust: I'm creating a brand new army of bone soldiers! -excited at first, then he sighs- Yoh destroyed my last one.... -sudden righteous fury- ALONG WITH MY BELOVED ELIZA'S SHIN BONES!?!!!

Emma: -nod nod- Yesh! I remember! That episode made me very angry!

Faust: Yesh. Me too. -Another big sigh- I wish I could kill him and be done with it...

Emma: Why can't you?

Faust: If I kill him then I'll be unemployed.

Emma: Yea. That would suck.

Blaise: -suddenly gasps- Ohmigosh!?!! Father Vincent, you've got a Negaverse in your tooth!

Father Vincent: -still annoyed- ..... A what?

Blaise: A Negaverse!

Krystal: -looks at it- Yea Blaise, your right. I guess it was a good thing we pulled your teeth out after all, huh Father?

Father Vincent: Yea....I guess? But I still hate you both.

Vlad: I wonder how that Negaverse got in there....?

Krystal: No idea.

Emma: I bet his dentist put it there. Right after he used the Jumpy Spider on him.... -dentist impression- Awww, he's a cute little psychopath. LET'S DRILL HIS FACE OFF!?!!

Nicademus: -suddenly stops walking- Hey guys, who is that? -points ahead-

Angel: -gasp- It's Angela!

Angela: -mumbling- And then I must move in with my enemy. And then I must wear my enemy's clothes...

Everyone: ANGELA!

Angela: -jumps and then looks around- Is someone calling me? I hear my name... Wait a minute. My name's not Stephen. looks around- Who the hell are you talking too?

Emma: Let's go say hi!

-Blaise and Emma run over to Angela-

Angela: -notices them and holds a duster buster to her own head- ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL HOOZERIZE YOU!?!!

Blaise: But... Sock! -holds up baby sock with little fishies on it-

Nicademus and Darnell: Awww, it's got little fishies on it!?!!

Angela: Sock...? IT'S A GOVERNMENT SPYING DEVICE!?!! EAT IT!

Vlad: Whaaaat?

Angela: Who are you!?

Emma: We are-

Angela: Who are you!?

Angel: We are-

Angela: WHO ARE YOU!?!!

Pyramid Head: -sigh- This is not a game of 'Who the Phuck are You!?'

Angela, these are my friends. Uh.... -doesn't remember their names-

Nicademus: Seriously...? You don't remember any of our names?

Angela: Pyramid Head! -tackle hugs- Nonononononono! Nonononononono! Look! -steals Xander's box-

Xander: Ah! My position has been compromised!

Angela: -puts box on her head- I'm Pyramid Head!

Nicademus: -tilts head to the side- You speak craziness Human.

Angela: And you eat like a lawn mower!?

Xander: -stealthily steals box back-

Angela: TORQUE SMACKEY!?!!! NOOOOOOO!?!!

Faust: Is she alright?

Pyramid Head: Yea. Sadly enough, this is normal.

Angela: -whips out a cue card and a pen- Autograph! To me, from you! Love you, Always,

Pyramid Head: -scribbles a little bit and hands the paper back-

Angela: No! More.

Pyramid Head: Uh... -scribbles some more-

Angela: -squeal- Thank you! -hides autographed cue card in her pants-

Emma: Oh wait! Maybe she can help us find the entrance to the sewers. I forgot to mark it on this spontaneously generated map of the area.

Vlad: Good thinking. Angela, do you know how to get to the sewers?

Angela: -huggles Pyramid Head- Why can't a guy but his girlfriend flame retardant sleepwear without it being about something?

Vlad: Ahhh.... I don't know.

Krystal: You bought her flame retardant pajamas?

Pyramid Head: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!?!!

Nicademus: Angela. Do you, or do you not, know where Leonard is?

Angela: HE WAS PLAYING ME LIKE YOU'D PLAY A FISH!?!! .....I can't make it any clearer then that, my fellow isosceles Americans. -pulls out huge butcher's knife- So, I stabbed him. Right through his chest. LIKE THIS!?!! REE REE REE REEE!?!! -stabs air- Stabbity stab stab. Inferior Human Organs.

Vlad: -backs up a little bit, then decides to hide behind Blaise-

Blaise: -frown- Why am I always the Meat Shield?

Vlad: Shut up. You know that Kitty is just gonna kill you in the end anyway.

Blaise: She wouldn't dare. -Unsure of himself- Would she? I mean, she loves me....right?

Me: -not actually here- OF COURSE I DO!?!! -voice over voice-

Angela: BOOT TO THE HEAD!?!! -throws boot straight up-

Vlad: And yet, every time that she feels like writing a tragic, overly dramatic love story, you are the one that dies. Not me.

Angel: Yea. Why is that? -super blunt- I mean, Blaise is kick ass and you barely have a personality....

Vlad: Ahhh..... -speechless-

Darnell: Well alrighty then...

Angela: BOOT TO THE HEAD!?!! -throws a boot at Darnell-

Krystal: -out of range- Alright. So, moving right along... does that mean that Leonard is already dead?

Pyramid Head: I doubt it.

Angela: -notices Angel and Krystal holding hands- One of the brides!?!! Is that what you say at a lesbian wedding?! One of the brides?! Cause I just don't know. The mannish one! The pants one! You! -points at Angel- Is she a bride?! Cause I don't know. And you won't know unless you ask! You won't know!?!!

Angel: .... I'm not mannish. Butch maybe. But definitely not "Mannish." ....Whatever that means.

Krystal: And we're both wearing pants.

Darnell: .......Can we tranquilize her?

Angela: And another boot to the head for Jenny and the Wimp. -throws boots at Blaise and Vlad-
Nicademus: I wonder which one is Jenny....?

Faust: Obviously it's Blaise.

Blaise: I think... that I resent that comment.

Angel: Well played.

Krystal: Golf Claps.

Angel and Krystal: -golf claps-

Darnell: Whatever.

Angela: BOOT TO THE HEAD! -throws boots at everyone-

Darnell: -ducks- Let's move on then, shall we?

Blaise and Vlad: @_@

Emma: I HAVE BEEN CONCUSSED!?!!

Nicademus: Man up, you guys. They're just combat boots.

Angela: I WAS ONCE ..... A MAN!?!!

Faust: But your a woman.

Father Vincent: No, she's Bat Crap Crazy.

Angela: You've got Head Pigeons. -tilts head to the side-

Faust: What!?! -panic- Where!?!!

Angela: Business in the front. Infidel in the back.

Darnell: -starts walking away- I'm leaving!

Blaise: I guess we should follow him, huh?

Krystal: .....Does he know where he's going?

Emma: Does he ever? But somehow we always get there. -follows him-

TWENTY MINUTES LATER, WE FIND OUR COURAGEOUS HERO'S IN AN EXAMINATION ROOM COMPLETE WITH A CREEPY MAKE SHIFT ALTER, MADE OUT OF A COT. WITH BLOOD SPLIT ALL OVER THE COT AND AN OLD TORN UP TEXT BOOK AND A PICTURE OF PYRAMID HEAD POSING LIKE A ROCK STAR WITH THE MEMBERS OF QUEEN, ALAN RICKMAN AND A TIGER!?!!

Nicademus: -looks at Blaise- So what do we do now?

Blaise: Sacrifice the Father's teeth to Pyramid Head!

Emma: Yea!

Father Vincent: But he's standing right there. -points at Pyramid Head, who is giving Angela a piggy back ride- I don't see why, we couldn't have just handed them too him.

Emma: Because that's not how you do it in the game.

Angel: THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME!?!!

Angela: Yea! And you are NOT a dwarf unless you are in direct possession of a battle axe!?! You tell me the elf took it? I don't believe you.

Father Vincent: -shrugg- Then again, I still don't understand WHY THE HELL you took my fillings in the first place. -mumble, mumble, random misplaced rage and shouting- I mean, I don't want to get caught between Attila the Hun and Jaws here, but this seems a little retarded...
Blaise: -rolls eyes- Such Skeptics.... -throws the fillings on the alter-

And ...............nothing happens!?!!

Faust: Whaaaaat?

Darnell: Are you freaking kidding me?

AND THEN SUDDENLY THE FLOOR DISAPPEARS UNDERNEATH THEM AND EVERYONE FALLS!?!!

Angela: Look Charlie! I'm a bird!? -starts swimming through the air- I'M A ROCKET SHIP!?!!

Pyramid Head: ...... Shyt.

Everyone Else: AHHHHHHH!?!! -screaming bloody murder-

Ten minutes later, screaming has subsided.

Vlad: -looks at Blaise- WE'RE STILL FALLING!?!!

And the screaming begins once again.

Then, sometime later, our heroes land in the sewers. And they dust themselves off and after some bitching and moaning, they begin to venture through the sewers in search of Lenard.

Xander: -scowling and holding his cardboard box high over his head- I never saw James Bond in rats or poop. Let alone rats AND poop.

Darnell: There are no rats in here.

Xander: Lookit that rat! -sigh- I can't even roll around in here.... Oh look, a rat riding a piece of poop.

Lenard: -suddenly appears in the water- RAWR!!?! I HAS MONSTER!?! LOL! DIE HEATHER!?!! -attacks-

BABABABABABABABABOOOM!?!! TUNE SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR COURAGEOUS HERO'S IN THE CONCLUSION OF THIS RIDICULOUS JOURNEY!?!!

HOLY SHISH KABOB!?!!

NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONO! NONONONONONO! LISTEN TO THIS!?!!!

A new Chinese Food Restaurant, called Asia Grill and Sushi, just opened across the street from T.G.I Fridays, at Mansfield Crossing. I went there today for lunch and it is AMAZA-ZING!?!! Seriously, it's epic. If you like Chinese Food, then I demand that you go there.

They have BENTO BOXES!?!! Like legitimate, honest to gawd Bento Boxes. With all the fixins. And the BEST Crab Rangoon, I have ever had in my life. And like a million different types of Sushi. And really extensive menu. And they are pretty reasonably priced. And the entire set up inside, like the bar and the tables and everything, look really, really cool. So, seriously, next time you want Chinese Food, check this place out.

I've decided that I'm going there like every single Friday, after I get paid. Hahaha..... BUT DON'T LAUGH!?!! Because I'm serious. Hahaha.... I SAID DON'T LAUGH!?!!

Asia Grill and Sushi.

Go.

Now.

HELP ME KEEP MY NEW FAVORITE RESTAURANT, EVER IN BUSINESS!?!! =^.^=

And yesh. That is a picture of chibi Rave Master Blaise, wearing a Pimp Hat. Hahaha. Enjoy that.

Curse You Tiny Toilet!?!!

Alright. So, as you all of you with cell phones and the capablity to text know, I have been working on some rough sketches of what I want Hiroshi's personal Alchemy Circle to look like, and I think that I've finally got it.

I based the component of my fabulous Alchemy Circle, on this Alchemy Circle from Full Metal Alchemist.



And Sakura's Magic Circle from Card Captor Sakura. If you couldn't tell just by looking at it.... Hahaha. Anyway...... Here it is!?!!
WE WALK IN THE GARDEN OF IT'S TURPULENCE!?!! ....Which I don't even think is a word, mind you. Anyway, isn't it great?! I spent a lot of time on it and I kind of love it. Hahaha. But then again, I am super baised.

Ummmm, there is a moon at the top. And a sun at the bottom.... Because that is how I drew it. Hahaha. And I would like you all to note that the sun is supposed to look like the sun in Sakura's Circle. I just can't draw, so I left it out.

And here is my loverly Alchemy Circle complete with some cool looking symbols. Um, don't ask me what the symbols inside the little circles mean, because I literally have no idea. I copied them off of Harry Dresden's wall. Hahahaha. But they do look cool, right?

The symbol in the middle is the Kanji for "Hiroshi," which is of course, my father's name. I put it there, because I decided that the personalization was nessicary. Hahaha.

Also, special thanks to my best friend in the world, Celes, for looking this symbol up for me. So that I could work on my Alchemy Circle instead of paying attention to the obnxious brats that I was babysitting at the time. YOUR THE BEST CELES!?!!

After I had finished the intial circle, I started thinking that perhaps it was too plain looking. So, I added these extra, totally unnessicary, swoopy lines. And I'm kinda glad that I did, I think that they look really cool.

Then, in the tradition of over doing things, as I have a tendancy to do, I added more swoopy lines. This time all around the edges. I really thought that I would like the scalloped edges. But now, I'm not so sure. I think that they kinda of take away from the circular-ness of it all. So I may just stop at the first set of swoopy lines and leave it at that. Any thoughts?

Also, I forgot to add that last concentric circle around the outside edge of the Alchemy Circle to my earlier sketchs. Opps. But there is supposed to be a ummmm, fourth circle around the outside edge of the circle. Just so you know.

And in that last concentric circle, the one furthest from the center, there will be inscriptions. As well as the planetary symbols, which shall be evenly spaced throughtout the circle's edge. I may also add inscriptions to the wavy line that goes through the middle of the circle. Because it could look cool. Or maybe not. I don't know yet.

Anyway, as I said before, this is just Hiroshi's base circle. He will have to change the inscriptions and maybe even some of the symbols in the little circles, depending on what he is trying to accomplish with this particular transmutation. Which I think makes sense. Anyone else? Yay or Nay?

Also, I went back and read my original post about when Hiroshi will need to use an Alchemy Circle and/or blood and when he won't..... and decided that everything that I wrote back then, doesn't make sense anymore. So, prepare for that to be revisited..... eventually.

Ta Ta For Now.

But... Sock!

Alright, so I was watching Warehouse 13, (Epic show by the way. I highly reccomend that you check it out, should you ever get the chance.) and they found an artifact that will automatically bring you back from the dead, if you die while in possesion of it. However, the catch is, that some one else dies in your place. It's called The Phoenix of something... which once belonged to someone..... who did things and had fun....

Blah, Ditty, Blah, Blah, THE HISTORY IS IRREVELANT!?!! The point is that it got me thinking about my Book and the Final Boss Battle. What a freakin surprise, huh?

Anyway, I started thinking that maybe I could use this concept to change the Final Battle a little bit. I mean, it is a bit ridiculous. Every single bone in both of Aiden's wings is instantly shattered and he plummets to the ground from a million feet up, at a billion miles per hour and he survives? Granted, my father is super tough son of a bitch. But still, I'm starting to think that that may be pushing it.

So, I was thinking that perhaps, Aiden should die on impact. And that I should have Hiroshi create an Alchemy based version of the Phoenix, which will save his beloved husband's life. I already have a scene planned for the night before the battle begins, in which Aiden and Hiroshi have a heart to heart. Because Hiroshi is worried that Aiden is going to be killed because that is obviously Kerian's intent. And Aiden reassures him that he would never die! (Or trip.) So it really wouldn't be very hard at all to work The Phoenix into this conversation.

Ummm, I kinda like the idea of someone else dying in your place. However, that may be a bit to Twilight Zone-y for me. So I was thinking that maybe, while Hiroshi is working on creating this thing, I could mention that Hirohsi read somewhere that someone else may die in place of whoever is in possesion of the Phoenix. And then negate that effect because Hiroshi is not a normal Alchemist, but a Blood Alchemist. So the Equivalient Exchange Law or Blood Sacrifice has already been paid.

Anyway, I really like this idea. I think it'll make Aiden's triumphant return much more dramatic. And create an oppertunity for Aiden and Hiroshi to have, yet another moment. <3 Which is always super cute. And it'll give Blaise an actual reason to hold Angel back. Instead of him just sensing something.

But the question is, is this a dumb idea? Let me know what you think!

I Need a Check Up From The Neck Up

Alright!? So who is psyched to finally see the Best Man/Groom's Men suits that I designed for Xander, Sabastian and Blaise to wear at Emma and Eclipse's wedding!?!! .... If you're not psyched you sure as hell should be, I think they came out super awesome!

Kay, so as anyone who actually know me would know, I have a sick obsession with Jrock in all of it's forms and functions. (For instance, at this very moment, I am listening to my new favorite Jrockers, a girl group called, SCANDAL.)

And... well Blaise. Don't ask me why, but Blaise has a hand in just about everything that I write. He even had a hand in designing my Bride's Maid Dresses! Which is odd. And may I remind you, that the sneaky Keratin wasn't even supposed to be in the first part of my book. Hahaha. Ah yesh, that's my Blaise alright. Sometimes I feel like he's more real then my own boyfriend! And isn't that just a little bit sad. Haha.... But we are getting off subject here. MOVING ON!?!!

Behold! This is the plain-ish white shirt, that my boys will be wearing under their suit jackets!?!! -gasp- It is kinda Jrock-y because of the funky collar and the way the sleeves open up at the bottom. It's also got a bunch of superfluous buttons, which is always a feature in just about any Jrock Outfit. And I like the way that the bottom is not cut evenly, but is instead cut into over exaggerated points. I think it looks very cool. This shirt will NOT be tucked in by the way...

Um, in order to give you guys a bigger, more detailed picture of this shirt, I trolled Ebay and looked at a bazillion different pictures of ACTUAL Jrockers. However, I could find no equivalent to this particular shirt. Everything had ruffles or was black or covered by a jacket or had the sleeves cut off or something. So, this bitty little Gaia image will just have to do for now.

And BEHOLD!?!! This is the jacket that my men shall be wearing over their white shirts! -super gasp- Isn't it cute? Of course it is! Note the big silver buttons and the Little silver chains, on the sides that serve absolutely no purpose. I think they sort of complete the look. Hahaha. Anyway, they boys will be wearing this jacket open, just as it's shown. Because I said so! And thankfully for you, my loyal readers, I was able to find the equivalent of this little Gaia image on Ebay, so that you may veiw it in more detail! Yay!

I like the look of the extra silver studs because it makes the jacket look just a little more Punk Rock-y. So I think I may keep them, in addition to the side details on the other jacket. -nod nod- In my mind it looks very good..... In my mind!

And in between the plain white, Jrock dress shirt and the jet black, studded Jrock jacket, my men shall be wearing a vest! Yesh, a vest! ...I know! It's madndmess!?!! Now, each of the Groom's Men will be wearing a different colored vest. And the color of the vest will correspond to the dress of whoever they are walking down the aisle with. For example, Xander walks down the aisle with Andromina and her dress is blue, so his vest will aslo be blue.

Um, I haven't decided about ties yet. I mean, over all, the suits are very Human World. And Human World suits and weddings generally require ties and such. However, I'm not entirely sure that I want to go as far as to make everyone wear ties. I mean really....

Anyway, WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS LITTLE OUTFIT ALL PUT TOGETHER AND MODELED BY CHIBI REPRESENTATIONS OF EMMA'S WEDDING PARTY!?!! Hahaha. Note that I did, Blaise's suit first, (big surprise there.) so I have two chibis of everyone. One of each character in Blaise's suit and one in the color appropriate suit. Hahaha. Enjoy.

Sabastian

Sir Bashington is the Best Man. So he shall be wearing a red vest, because he is walking down the aisle with Angel.

Xander

Xander, the hilarious and adorable! Shall be walking down the aisle with Andromina, there for his vest is blue.

Blaise

BEHOLD (for a third time, dontcha know.) BLAISE!?!! Blaise shall be wearing a purple vest. Because Blaise will be walking down the aisle with Krystal.
Um, also I am going to let my men wear boots. Black leather boots, of whatever style they wish. (As long as they are clean. Hahaha.) Because I want them to be comfortable-ish. And dress shoes are not comfortable. Nor do they exist in The Makai. IN THE MAKAI WE WERE COMBAT BOOTS 24 HOURS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR EVERY OCCASION!?!! Hahaha.
And the pants are pretty much just plain black slacks. Kinda loose. Ya know nothing special. At the moment, I am leaning toward keeping the boy's boots partially hidden by requiring that their pants go over the top of them. However, I could be persuaded to let Xander tuck the hem of his pants into the top of his boots, as is his custom. But I haven't decided yet.
Annnnnnd aren't all my little chibis, just sooooo cute? I think so. But then again, I am a bit biased. Hahaha. Anyway, if you were paying close attention to these super cutesy pictures, then you will have noticed a few things.
One, the purple vest that I have a picture of everyone wearing has a traditional, flat bottom. Where as the color coded ones do not. They are cut into points at the bottom, to match the dress shirt. Annnnnd, I have no idea which one I prefer! I mean, I like the look of both of them, just about the same. So I'm not sure which one to chose. Which one do you think looks better? Innnpuuuutttt please!
Another thing that you may or may not have noticed is, the belts. I put a silver belt with a black heart belt buckle on Blaise, because I thought it looked cool. However, I don't think that I will be making said belt mandatory for the wedding. Simply because, I was just goofing around with Blaise. I wasn't being entirely serious when I started working on these suits. And truth be told, they are rather silly looking and kind of feminine. So, I'll probably just leave them out. But don't let that discourage you from commenting on Blaise's belt. I mean hey, if you like them THAT much, MAYBE I'll keep them. Hahaha.
Soooooo, yea. I think that's all I have to say on this subject. Input would be nice. And in my next post, I intend to discuss Emma's wedding dress. Which I have photo phucked. And perhaps finally make a decision about whether Eclipse should wear a formal style tux or his Captain's uniform. After all he is a military man. Til then,
CIAOOOOO!

Humans are Numb From the Brain Down

Okay so, I've narrowed down the options for the design of Valken's ear ring. I did decide that a tribal symbol would be best, for a couple different reasons, so all of the options are tribal looking symbols. Deal with it.... And here we go!

This is the first one. It's pretty cool looking. A little long though....
I like this one a lot. It's very cool looking. Although, I think if I were to use this one that I would have to make it an ear cuff instead of just an ear ring. Just because of the way it curves, I think it would look better.

This is an ear cuff, by the way...

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/268/f/2/Black_Orb_ear_cuff_by_lavadragon.jpg

I like this one a lot as well. However, I think it may be just a bit too large. And perhaps a bit too ornate for this particular piece of jewelry. I also think it looks just a bit too much like a tattoo. So I probably won't use this one.


I like this one too. It's very simple. Kind of understated, but still pretty cool. Of course, it would have to be made black. Because I have decided that this ear ring shall be black titanium! Hahaha. Surprise. Surprise. Right? Hahaha.
And this is the last one. I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of leaning toward this one. I mean, it's simple. It's cool looking. Etc. Etc. However, if I use this one, then I may well have to add a small jewel to it. Probably at the bottom where the hole is. Not sure what color tho.... Emerald Green, maybe. Hahaha.
So yea... Those are my options. I'm leaning toward the curved long one, the silver one and the last one, let me know what you think! And remember Valken only wears one on his right ear. And after Kerian kills him, Aiden takes it and it becomes his one ever present accessory. Kay? Kay. Good! DISSMISSED!?!!