Oh Fondue My Eyes?!

HAPPY THORSDAY?!

Sooooo anyway, I'm not doing so great with this I'll post once a week thing, huh? Hahaha. Oh well! At least I'm doing well keeping up with my stupid math. That counts for something right? Well maybe not to you Bros.... BUT IT DOES COUNT?! Hahahha.

Now on a personal note, screw you Jess! 

And that's all the venting that I have for you today. Here's a picture of Bearcats,

 They smell like popcorn. Naturally. It's really, really cool.

I bet I know what you're wondering right now, I bet that you are wondering if I have anything relevant to post for you right now. Well the answer is no, not really. But I'm staying open minded about it. Maybe if I ramble long enough something will come to mind.... LIKE THIS?! Hahaha. I finally have a rough idea of what I want Aiden's battle speech to be no thanks to you guys! It's kind of Aragorn-esque. And I'm still working on it, but I finally have something for him to say. Haaha. Now if I could only make up my fricking mind on how to properly maim my Father then I could be a hundred percent done with with like 3/5ths of this bleeding book. And wouldn't that be great? I think so. Ummmm, oh and I changed Blaise's 'I'm bleeding to death and too stupid to ask Krystal for help or bandages or something' monologue a bit. There was nothing wrong with it. I just decided that it would sound a bit more natural if I changed somethings. Sooooo, I did. And Angel is now too enraged to be nervous about fighting Kazuo while maimed and I like it better this way because it's more in character for her. Fierce and emotional and rash and stubborn and impulsive and a fucking bad ass, that's my sister get your damn dirty hands off her, I'm going to rip your fucking throat out of your neck you bastard. Yep. That's Angel. Hahahha

And I love her just the way she is, so...

MEH!

And that's all I got for you today. I'm gonna go run up and down the halls with my snazzy new leg warmers and be awesome. Toodles!

In A Suit, In A Car, In A Dress, In A Box

HEY GUYS!

CHECK THIS OUT?!

Would you say that they're practically I-claps-dentical?!

Hahahha

The best part of this is that only like one or two of you will get this joke.

NOW! ENOUGH FUN AND GAMES?!

America, once again I am very, very disappointed in you!

Apollo Ohno

APOLLO OHNO?!

YOU GUYS LET MY PATRON GOD GET VOTED OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS?!

I am so disappointed.

-shakes head-

Why Apollo Guys? Why?

HE WAS AMAZING!

AND LOOKIT THIS!

YOU MADE NIGHTWING CRY, YOU JERKS!
WHY YOU VOTE HIM OFF?!
HE JUST WANTS TO DANCE!!!
........
SUPER HEROES CAN BE DANCERS TOO GUYS?!
(cause Apollo Ohno is actually Nightwing in real life)

-sigh-

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that I rage quit this season of Dancing with the Stars.

Just saying.
My poor Baby!
-huggles-

Fill Me With Your Poison

Okay. So, you all remember my dearest, darlingest, twin sister Angel,

Hott and sexy, lesbian bad ass, future Queen of Zarius, ya know.

Well, as I have been writing a lot and such, I've been reading sections that I haven't looked at in awhile. And one such section that I was just looking at like I don't know... 2 seconds ago, is the section where Angel goes after Kazuo for trying to murder her sister. Well, as I have it right now, Angel gets his attention and then she gets a little nervous cause he's stronger then her and blah blah blah. Which I thought was very realistic. Cause she's doing what she's gotta do, but she's not suffering any delusions that this will be easy or anything like that. Cause he's one of the big bad guys and she's wounded and shit. But she's not backing down, which is in character. And it's realistic to be nervous in such a situation.

However, just now I was thinking, why the hell would Angel be nervous? Angel would be far too angry and too busy having a protective and a fierce to be nervous. She would forget that she was injured. And she wouldn't care who the hell she was fighting, she'd just lose it. At least I know that's what happens to me in those situations, anyway. And me and Angel are pretty similar..... Hahahaa!

Soooo, I think that I might be changing that.... Actually, scratch that. I am writing a rough draft of it right now to see how it reads. Still, it's always nice to have some other opinions. Let me know what you think Lovies.

I'm a Phucking Galaxy

I'M A GALAXY!
I'M A PHUCKING GALAXY!
Did you guys know that?

Hahaha

Did you know that I was a Galaxy? A phucking Galaxy?

It's true, ya know!

Pretty Spectacular too.

Hahahaha

Anyway,

Why vote for the lesser evil?
..............................................................
That's all I had to say.
Toodles.

The Key to the Gate of Dreams

Okay, so me and my friend's decided that it would be a great idea for each of us to get Warehouse 13 tee shirts before the show came back on the air and we all wanted the shirts that Claudia made for everyone at Christmas with the artifacts that tried to kill them on it. Problem is there's only 3 of them available. Rheticus' Compass, Telegraph Island Telegraph and the Godfrid's Spoon. Yep, that's right, Man Ray's Camera doesn't even get it's own shirt. Sorry Myka! Anyway, it's really lame. Especially since I didn't really want any of those artifacts. I wanted Lovecraft's Key or Poe's Journal or Carrol's Mirror or something awesome like that.

Soooo, what did I do?

I made my own! 

YAAAAAAY!

And there's a few options, so leave me a comment and let me know which one you like the most!

First, I'll show you what the actual shirt looks like,

Now here's the first one that I did.

Option One:

This one has a different picture.

Options 2:

And this last one is the same as the first just with a different description of the key's properties.

Option 3:

Personally, I am impressed with myself. Hahaha. And ummm, I think that I probably like the picture with the purple glove best. But I'm not sure which of the properties description I prefer most though. Hahaha. Soooo, let me know what you guy's think! I can't wait to order a shirt! X3

Turtle Nibbles Pokka Dotted Snails Bro

Okay, so I didn't post anything on ThorsDay or HumpTonyStarkDay this week, but I did post twice on Monday and that totally counts Guys! Anyway, today's post is relevant! And has nothing to do with Apollo Ohno... Probably. Hahaha. No promises Bro.

Anyway, this post is about hands! Yes, you read that right. Hands. And why hands you ask? Well, I've been writing a lot instead of doing my Math homework and it seems to be that every time I mention some one's dominate hand, I say left. And I don't know why, but I do. Soooooo, I've decided that as of right now, Vaikas are majority left hand dominate as opposed to Humans who are majority right hand dominate. Because of reasons. Hahaha. Which means that as of right now, Hiroshi and Emma are the only right handed people! Period! Just two of all the significant characters. Cause Darnell hasn't arrived on the scene yet and secondary main characters are being ignored for the moment and crap and junk and stuff. And that's about it for right now... HOORAY LEFTIES?!

Also, I call bullshit America! Sabrina and Apollo both got perfect 30's this week! Why the hell were the both in jeopardy?! And more importantly, how could we allow Sabrina to get voted off after a perfect performance, while Kirsti Alley gets to stay another week? Are you kidding me? You all should be ashamed of yourselves! -a small bit of rage- I'm sorry Sabrina! I loved you, Girl!

AND HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN EVERYONE?!

Also, hooray for getting ditched! -cough, cough- You know who you are. And probably wont be reading this anyway, so I'm kind of wasting my passive aggressive rage on this. -cough- Hahaha.

Toodles!

Ohno? Oh yesh!

Soooooo, I'm a horrible, horrible person. Hahahha. Would you like to hear the story? Hahahha. Of course you would! So here's the story, in my group of friends we have a couple of Pagans and one or two of them were having a strange pagan rage about being prosecuted and stuff and things to that effect. And then after they rage about how all holidays come from Paganism and blah blah blah. Then we start talking about how weird religion in general is and whatever. And one of the girls is like my Patron Goddess is Baset. And the other is like, my Patron Goddess is Venus. She was the first Olympian. And you know how my brain reacted to that?

My brain replied, my Patron God is Apollo..........

Apollo Ohno!

He's the God of Sex Appeal, Bandannas, Awesome Hair and Rubber Suits!

Hahahaha

Sex Appeal

Bandannas

Awesome Hair and Rubber Suits!

And don't you dare tell me that he doesn't count!

Cause he's an Olympian too Guys!

Hahahahha

And that's why I'm a horrible person. Haha.

I can't help it!

But seriously though.... you have GOT to admit, that that was pretty fucking clever of me.

YOU KNOW THAT YOU LAUGHED!

Hahaha

Daddy Stark laughed a lot when I told her.

X3

Also, it's really rainy and windy here cause of the storm. I have wifi and my room mate doesn't for some reason. Her umbrella blew all inside out when we were going to dinner. And apparently Zombies can die. But we now need to figure out is if it's "something like decomposition or is it more like when you take the batteries out of a Furby?" -Daddy Tony Stark
Hahahha

OHMIGOD! On Dancing with the Stars tonight, Len referred to Apollo as the son of Zeus and called him a God?! That's as ironic as it gets! Like how did you know Len?!

Also, way to break my heart Apollo, you stupid perfect heart breaking bastard, you... A Waltz for Cancer? Way to punch me right in the Feels.... Jerk.... I love you so much.
Hahahha

And I've already posted this post and gone back and added more to it twice in a row now. Sooo, at this point, I'm kind of like fuck it. I'll just keep going and going until I've got nothing else to say about Apollo. Hahaha. So, speaking of Apollo being absolutely perfect, can I just point out to everyone that Apollo Ohno would be absolutely perfect to play Nightwing? Cause he absolutely would. Seriously, lookit him!

Now lookit Nightwing.

Now back at Apollo.

He's perfect for the part!
He'd have to shave his silly little soul patch thing though.
Hahahaha.

Sairent Hiru no uta Minna de Utaou!

Come Guys!

Let's sing the Silent Hill song!

X3

Anyway, dream blog time! Last night I had a dream that I got the new Silent Hill video game, but instead of putting it in the X Box or something like that, I got in my car and drove to Silent Hill, cause that's how you play, I guess! And I get out of my car and I'm running around in the mist looking at dead bodies and shooting at monsters and stuff. Then I think that I see Pyramid Head and I get really excited! But it's not him. Awwww, -sad face- So, I keep exploring. And then all of a sudden, I'm like wait! I have to go to bed soon, maybe I should stop playing so I don't have bad dreams! Hahaha. Ironic. Anyway, I turn back and try to find my car again but I can't. And then I get attacked by Wolves. And I kill like two of them and the third one I kick in the face but obviously that doesn't kill him. So, he keeps chasing me around. And eventually I find like the actual town part of Silent Hill and this random guy comes flying out of no where and he's like come with me, I can protect you! Okay, so I follow him but the wolf is still chasing us, like through apartment buildings and things. Cause apparently neither of us is capable of closing any door that we run through. Then we somehow lose the Wolf. And this random guy, who looks suspiciously like Vincent from the new Silent Hill movie, 

takes me to his club house, and there's a few more people in there. And they're all like, we're so safe here! And I'm like, we're in fucking Silent Hill, no where is safe Dude. And I'm trying to convince them to leave, and then Pyramid Head kicks the door in and waves the Great Knife around everywhere and people are screaming and running and I'm like aweeeesome! Staring at him and stuff while I'm being dragged from the room. AND THEN?! I wake up cause my phone is ringing a lot from text messages. And I look at my phone and I'm like damn, I wanted to meet Pyramid Head. Hahahaha.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww,

He loves me <3 p="p">

Too bad that's Poser Head.

Hahahaha

Anyway, I think that we need to talk about the new movie. I haven't seen it yet, but I know that it's pretty much based on the 3rd game. And based on what I've read so far, I've got a problem with that. Why you ask? Because Vincent is the greatest character in the game! He's a crazy priest and he's kind of hott and he likes to fuck with people's minds! He's amazing! But it would seem that in this movie he is not a crazy priest, he's like a kid. He's Heather's age! Ummmm, what? No. Not okay with that. Not okay with it at all. The only good thing about Vincent being all messed up from what he should be is that maybe Claudia won't kill him at the end. That would be good. Although, if he's not the same as in the game then maybe I wouldn't care so much if they killed him. Ya know?

Glad that Pryamid Head is making an appearance! Even though he's not in the 3rd game. Hahaha

Looks like he got more ripped too.

Heeeeeey

X3

And Nurses!

But those are in every Silent Hill game pretty much. Hahaha.

And I suppose that that's all I got for right now. I'll likely rant and rave about the movie sometime after I see it. IN 3D! IN IMAX! At which point I may or may not wet myself. Hahhaha. Either way, I'm amped and it's gonna be amazing! Except for the part when they kill Sean Bean. Cause I know that they're going to do it! I know it! Hahaha

Well Job My Friends

Chad

Sooooo, here's the thing Bros, I'm Thor. And I was thinking that because I'm Thor and I have no classes on Thorsday anyway that maybe I should try to post like once a week. Any thoughts?

Now, moving on to the post that I promised you before I posted the last one, maiming Hiroshi. I've posted like 7 or 8 different times about maiming my Father, you know. And why so many posts, you may ask? Becaus no one will give me feedback on anything -unamused face- and I keep changing my mind! -skitzophrenia face.... whatever that would look like- Hahaha. Anyway! The point is, I cannot finish the war scenes for good until I determine how exactly to maim my Father properly!

Now remember, in reference to FMA and the fabulous Edward Elric, I am going to maim Hiroshi's right arm and left leg. Okay? Right arm, left leg. That's not in question and I'm not changing my mind about that bit. What is in question is how and to what extent do I maim the right arm and left leg?

Originally I was thinking, broken arm, stabbed in the thigh. However, if you recall, I stabbed Kazuo in the thigh with a broken arrow and he rips it out and stabs me with it. Do I really want to do essentially the exact same thing with Kerian and Hiroshi? I tend to think no. But at the same time, I kind of feel that that's the perfect feel for both scenes, but I don't want it to read as repetitive. Soooo, I don't know about that. I was toying with the idea of breaking his leg. Weeeeeell, that's all well and good in theory, but it sort of messes up his mobility in the aftermath of the battle scenes. Which is important. Cause he needs to put everyone in their place. So, I'm kind of like meeeeeeh. What now?

I suppose that I could dislocate his shoulder on the right side or something. Cause that would essentially render his right arm totally useless. Or I suppose that I could have Aiden shoot his Husband instead of his Brother by accident. But that doesn't speak very highly of their teamwork skills which I boast about at some point before the maiming. It also doesn't help my leg conundrum either now does it? Nope. Not at all. I mean, I suppose that I could just do something simple and slash his leg open, that would cause a limp anyway. But it doesn't feel like enough of an injury. Like it doesn't feel like it's enough to make Hiroshi stop fighting. Especially since at this point his Husband can be assumed dead and he's basically the kingdom's last great hope. Hahahha.

Though I suppose that if I threw Daddy across the field that would add something to the deterrent factor. Cause I remember in one of my previous drafts of this scene I had Kerian kick Hiroshi in the chest and send him flying, right after he maimed him. That might work out if I give him a more minor injury to the leg. I don't know...

Input?

And I guess that's it for today then. Happy Thorsday everyone! 

Oh yeah. And I'd also like to thank all my friends at school for doing a great job ignoring me. I do so love feeling like I'm talking to the walls. Really I do. -passive aggressive- Whatever.

 I don't care anymore.

I'm just gonna keep on dancing,

.....

with my beloved Hammer in hand.

Of course.

Dancing Thor actually makes me so so happy though and dancing Loki is just cute as a zombie button munching on a brain taco. He does look a bit less happy then Thor does when he's dancing though. But then again, I suppose that that is to be expected. Hahaha

They're Repulsive

HAPPY THORSDAY!?!!

Guess what I, Thor, did on this fine Thorsday? Just guess. Ha! Wrong! What I did on Thorsday, my day off, my day in which I have NO CLASSES, I woke up at 7:30 this morning got dressed up and went to a Psychology Conference. And get this, the bus that they sent for us, wasn't big enough so I had to sit on the floor in the back. Oh what a fabulous Thorsday it was! Hahaha.

No seriously though, great conference. Absolutely full of Bilgesnipe though.... Hahaha. Kidding again. X3 They don't have Bilgesnipe here. Obviously. Hahaha.

Anyway, the point of this post is as follows.... Does anyone have a problem with Blaise saying "dick measuring contest"? Hahaha. Cause I was writing the scene where he and Eclipse get into that argument and you know how Eclipse takes everything like a personal attack and Blaise gets frustrated with him real quick. Well, reading it I was like, this is turning into a dick measuring contest and that's not what Blaise wanted so he should say something, right? Hahahaha. I mean, it's not like it's something that Blaise wouldn't say.... I guess, I'm just wondering if it would be ....too much? I guess. I don' know.

Thoughts?

Ummmm and I guess that's all that I got for you for today. I'm gonna have to start like posting actual bits and pieces from my story cause I'm like running out of nuts and bolts to discuss at length in blog format anymore. Though I do have to talk a bit about maiming Hiroshi once again. But I don't feel like it now. Maybe I'll do it later. Hahaha.

Also, did you know that Miley Cyrus is a freakish hybrid cross between a hillbilly and a hummingbird? According to Berta. Hahahhaa

NIGHT NIGHT MY BRETHREN?!

This Day We Fight!

Sooooo....

This is Psy.

He sings Gangnam Style.

Apparently Psy in his infinite awesomeness knocked Justin Beiber down a few pegs in The Top Ten and in response Beiber fans are going onto Youtube and playing Justin Beiber's music videos over and over again in an attempt to bring his numbers back up.

Well I say Nay!

In response to their response I'm going to be playing Psy's Gangnam Style video over and over and over again to keep him on top! And I encourage you all to do the same!
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

JOIN ME AND PLEDGE YOUR METAL TO PSY MY BROTHERS?! 

  DO IT FOR THE KID!

Cause at seven years old he's already cooler then any of us will ever be. Haha.

Good Enough to Fool a Nazi or Your Money Back!

I'm not sure what is going on in this picture. Like Thor has piggy tails and a Harry Potter tee shirt and he's the only one that looks happy about it too. Hahhaha. But Stephen Colbert's promise about fooling Nazi's is reassuring. Is it not? Although, I can't quite recall Cap ever trying to fool a Nazi so much as bash them upside the head with a shield.

Anyway, everyone in my house is sick right now. Momma, Daddy, Batman and Wolf Cakes. Everyone. And I alone am healthy. And I am determined to stay that way! Determined! So I strike myself with lightning every few minutes just to electrocute all of the germies. Hahaha. Verily, it is quite a clever plan. Now, moving on! Can anyone please explain to me why I have dreams of being chased by a T Rex while Hunk a Hunk of Burning Love plays on an endless loop? Please? Cause I sure as hell don't get it. LIKE THIS PICTURE?! Hahahaha.

As far as relevance goes this post doesn't really have any. I'm just bored and everyone's sick so I've got nothing to do. -sigh- It's pretty lame, I've gotta say.