Numa Numa Yay! Numa Numa Numa Yay!

Maaaaayahheee!

Maaayahoooo!

Maaayahhaaaaaa!

Maaaaayyaaahhh-HA HA!

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Yesh. That's right. I brought Numa Numa into this. But the good Numa Numa of course! The Miyavi Version. Ya know, the one that actually sounds good and isn't nearly as annoying as the original. Hahaha. But I digress.... before the post has even started. Hahaha.

And now for something completely diffrent, THE POINT OF THIS POST!?!! Hahaha.

Hmmmaky. So basically, I was thinking about names and such. Still racking my brain cavity trying to remember what the hell I wanted to change Kazuo's name too when I go to thinking, Radic isn't a particularly epic name, is it? .... -shrugg- I'm not so crazy about it anymore. I was thinking about changing it to Reznik. Which is just fun to say, eh? Hahaha. Anyway, I don't think think that it would mess anything up too bad if I just changed the name. Do you?

Drop a comment, tell me what you think, I KNOW THAT YOU WON'T! And really, I appericaite all of your none exsistance advice and comments. Truely your support is overwhelming! -dripping sarcasm-

Much Love!
-Lita Kaye.

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Numa Numa Yay!

Numa Numa Yay!

Numa Numa Numa Yay!

All For One and All For Love

Aiyaaaaaah! O_-

Okay. So just recently, which in this case means literally two seconds ago, I decided that I absolutely hate calling my Planet/Universe, The Makai. I hate it! It's stupid. It's lame. Now I need to think of something else to call it. Loverly.

I haven't decided to what I wish to change it yet though. Maybe one of the names that I rejected using for my countries? I don't know. But I'm working on it.... Kinda.... Alright! Alright! I'll get to it eventually. I'm not that concerned about it at the moment.

And speaking of naming things, I decided that I was going to rename Kazuo. And I came up with something unbelievably brilliant as a substitute annnnnnnnnd then I forgot it. I think that it started with an S or a K or maybe even a C. But that's literally all that I remember. And it's driving me a bit insane, not gonna lie. -sigh- And apprently, this was the ONE detail of my book that I asked absolutely NO ONE for their opinion on! So no body even knew that I was thinking of chagning his name, let alone what the hell I wanted to change it too..... Oh well. Maybe it'll come back to me, eventually.... Hahaha.

Also!! I think that I have finally decided that I want Kerian's daughter's name to be, Lillith. Because if you recall I switched Kikyo and Kiska's roles in my book and then turned around and decided that I hated the name Kiska. Hahahaha. So yea. I think I'ma go with Lillith. I don't know why. I just think that it fits.

Annnnndddd I remade the picture references for Lillith and Kikyo. And I even attempted Darnell's partner, Hawk, for the first time EVAR!?!! And I'm not gonna lie I think that he looks pretty good. Hehehe. He doesn't look quite as much like Link as I would have hoped. But I did the best I could with what I have And it's really, really hard to find hair that looks enough like Link's!

Hahaha. I know what you're thinking, excuses, excuses Kitty. Just shut up and show us the pictures already!

Weeeeeeeeellllll, I'm not gonna! I'm gonna have a sandwhich. Deal with it. Hahaha. Just kidding, I'll show them to you guys sometime after I've decided exactly how skanky I wish to make Lillith and what color skin I wish for Kikyo to have. (I'm leaning toward pinkish-red at the moment.) Also! I may well change Xanathos' name to Marik! Because I love, love, love that name! Haha.

Now! To the "point" of this post!

I have been itching to write a Song Fic for sometime now, And I need you people to help me decide on which song to use! ....... -giggle fit- I can just picture the look on your faces when you realize exactly how pointless this post really is!?!! Hahaha!

Anyway! Here are the choices,
-Crawling, by Alice Cooper
-Shameless, by Billy Joel
-Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen
-Because You Live, by Jesse McCartney
-Without You, by Jesse McCartney
-Feels Like the First Time, by Foreigner
-I'd Come for You, Nickelback
-Gotta be Somebody, Nickelback

There are a bunch more. But for now I've narrowed it down to these ones. So, VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES!?!!! Or if you don't know any of these songs .....then, just pick one at random. And if no body votes, like I suspect will be the case, theeeeen I'll just pick one at random.

Ford WindStar

FORD WINDSTAR

RECALL

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This Vehicle is Dangerous to Drive

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Ford Windstars are now part of a major recall. This recall is due to faulty rear axles. They have been reported to crack, causing the vehicle to be extremely unsafe to drive.

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On October 15, 2010 my friend Sean was driving his 2001 Ford Windstar to school when he lost control of the van. He crashed into a building and died, and his passenger was seriously injured. Sean was only 28 years old and had two young children at home. Luckily they were not in the vehicle at the time of the accident. He was supposed to pick them up later that day and if they had been in the car at the time then they may also have lost their lives.

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If you or someone you know drives a Ford Windstar please remember this story and keep the dangers of driving this vehicle in mind the next time you, your family or your friends get into the car.

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SAVE A LIFE

DO NOT DRIVE FORD WINDSTAR

Beware The Flaming Bucket of Crap Ass

HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAYYY!
From Fire Breathing Smilie Faces...?
AND HE LOOKS FABULOOOOUUUUSSSS!?!!!
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Okay sooooo, I have been writing a lot lately. Almost constantly actually. Believe it or not, it's true! Hahaha. And whhhyyy haven't you seen any of this fabulous new work, you may or may not be wondering? Well, I'll tell you!!! It is simply because Blogger absolutely refuses to let me copy and paste my stuff from word documents into the post, which is beyond annoying. Especially because you can more or less copy anything that you want from anyone's blog.... And really, what the hell is that about? Hahaha.
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Anyway, the two people who actually read this blog on a semi regular bais have been complaining of late that I haven't posted anything relevant in awhile. Which is true. And too this I offer but one excuse, my Honors class is really kicking my butt with all of this homework. I mean really! ....Oh wait. Two excuses! I've basically worked out all the little details of my story in my mind already, so I don't have something significant to post every ten seconds because I've got it all figured out! So, take that! Two perfectly valid excuses!

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However, just too make this post relevant, I have decided to post some more timeline-y stuff for y'all. Not that anyone cares. But still, how does Blaise's Timeline sound to you guys? Good? Good. 'Cause I'm going to post it whether you want to hear about it or not. Hahaha!

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Blaise's Time Line.... GO!?!!

Age 6

-Blaise's family is brutually murdered by a psychopath

-Blaise gets Amnesia and/or Repressed Memory Syndrome

-Blaise joins The RoQuero'Kubeh!

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Age 20

-Lucian is murdered by the same psychopath that killed his family so looong ago

-Blaise kills the psychopath!

-Blaise's memories are restored

-Blaise is named Lucian's sucsessor!

-Nicademus decides to stay with The RoQuero a bit longer too help Blaise out and ensure that Lucian's dying wish is respected

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Age 22

-Nicademus leaves The RoQuero'Kubeh

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Age 28

-Blaise meets Emma for the first time at the party!

-Blaise and Emma become the bestest of best friends EVAR!?!!

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Age 32

-Blaise and his trusty RoQuero fight alongside the Royal Family in Kerian's War

-Blaise is critically injured in battle, and saves Eclipse's life, only to be poisoned by his super toxic Dragon Blood!

-Blaise's DNA is mutated, making him a half Dragon!

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Age 39

-Darnell arrives from Earth and joins the RoQuero

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Age 40

-The RoQuero and many, many innocent travellers are under the constant attack of Kikyo

-Blaise and Nicademus and The RoQuero team up with Emma to save Serena an Eclipse from Kikyo!

-Kikyo is murderlizeded!

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Originally I had wanted to try and combine all of the main character's timelines together to create one gaint timeline. But I can't figure out how to type it out so that it makes any sense. I can only draw it apprently. Sorry. But that's just how it is.

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And yesh, I started as many bullets as possible with Blaise's name. He's awesome. Deal with it. Hahahaha. Yea. So, that's it for this post I think.

Mundo Jag Agg

Zomg!

Alice Cooper was Awesome!

But then again, he always is, isn't he?

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....And if you don't agree with that statement, then just get out. Leave my Blog never to return again FOUL TRAITOR!?!!!

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But yea! Alice Cooper was super awesome?! His opening band, The Murder Dolls, was significantly better then the guys who opened for him last time, Wednesday 13, but they still weren't that great. Ya know what would be great though? If Sick Puppies opened for Alice Cooper!?!! I would totally die if that ever happened. Best Concert Ever.

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Anyway, I'm getting off topic again. Last year when I saw Alice, he was on tour promoting his new CD, Along Came A Spider. So the entire show was Stephen themed. Which was really, really cool. This year, however, he was just on tour. So he sang a lot of his old stuff. Which is also really, really cool because I love his old stuff too!

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And he sang some of my favorites! ^^ Like "Vicious Young Man" and "Poison" and "Billion Dollar Babies." And! Get this, Alice killed himself on stage four times! Once via a gaint, ten foot syringe that injected him with like three feet of acid green liquid. Then he was beheaded via a Guillotine. And then they hung him! And then he was put in one of those Chest of Sword things and squewered!! It was really pretty freaking epic.

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I have decided however, that I am NOT a fan of Rob Zombie. Nope. In fact, I think that he's pretty much a hack. I mean is music is very good. But his lyrics suck. And his voice isn't that great. I mean the chorus to one of his wongs was literally, "Rock Mother Fucker, Rock The Mother Fuckers, Sick Bubble Gum," .....What the hell?

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And as anyone who has ever seen Alice Cooper knows, he doesn't have much in the way of stuff going on while he's performing. He's got one to three dancers, the sword, cane, or crutch that he holds in his hand, and whatever he uses to kill himself with. That's it as far as props and that sort of thing goes. Rob Zombie on the other hand, had a gaint robots, fire and confettii and bunch of big TV screens flashing pictures of boobs on behind him. Which I think was done in an effort to distract people from noticing that he's not actually that good. Hahaha.

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All in All, awesome concert. Oh! And my teddy bear's name is Vincent. In reference to Alice's real name, of course. Isn't he cute!?

Death by Tray It Shall Be!

Welcome back Tristan!

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And Random Guy in the background...?

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It's FINALLY October!!

YAY! -happy dance-

Epic Shyt Happening This Month,

-ALICE FREAKING COOPER CONCERT

-Halloween!

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Anyway, moving right along. This post has a point. And I will get to it, eventually, but right now, I HAZ TACO SALAD NOMZ!?!! XD

......And now for the point! I have decided that Darnell needs a partner! Yes, that's right an actual partner. An equal. A friend. Because Darnell is a team player. Sure, he is literally a one man army. But that doesn't mean that he can't play well with others. I mean, lookit how well he works with The RoQuero'Kubeh!

But just one though. I hesitate to turn this into The A Team and create Darnell an entire troop of friends, because knowing his personality, I think having to work with that many people all at once, all the time would annoy the ever loving shyt out of him. Nonononono, Darnell is definately more of a " The One Person That I Can Count On" sort of guy. So, I shall make him a partner!

I haven't decided what I'm going to call him yet, but I have decided that I want him to be a perfect solider, just like Darnell. And that he shall be a Sniper. That way, when Darnell charges blindly into a situation, like he has a tendancy to do, this guy can cover him. I've also decided that he and Darnell will have been the BEST OF FRIENDS ever since college. And that Darnell should be the one to have introduced this guy to his wife. And I have decided that he shall be black.

Hehehehe. I want him to look something like Link, from The Matrix. <3>
Anyway, The only downside to this fantastic plan is that I'd have to kill him. I know, I know! But if he exists then he must die! Darnell has to enter the Makai alone. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Hahaha. I'm sorry, that's just how it is.

Soooooo yea. I guess that's it for this post. I'll starting working on getting Darnell's friend and his wife a couple of names and some real, made by me, character references, eventually... Oh! And I finally finished all of the Timelines. Not just Emma's, but all of them. And I put them all together and everything makes sense chronologically now. So, if I can figure out how to post said timelines in a way that is not uber confusing, then I will. And if not, then ya'll will just have to deal with being confused. Hahahaha. You should be used to it by now, right?

Om Nom Nom Girlfriend!?!!

This is Tristan, The Moleclue Monster

...... OF DEATH!

Fear him.

Love him.

Look forward to seeing many, many photophucked pictures of him.

Anyway, I have decided that my timeline is complete crap. Which means that it must be fixed! Obviously. Hahaha. Ummmm, I haven't completely finished fixing it yet, but I'll show you what I have so far. But why post about it before I'm done fixing it? Because, I started typing this stupid post nearly a week ago, thinking that I would have the stupid thing finished by now, and it's starting to drive me a little insane!?!! And that is why I am posting my brand new, totally fabulous, incomplete timeline. Deal with it. Hahaha.

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Moving right along,

-Emma is three years old when she gets seperated from her family.

-Fouteen years Later-

-Seventeen years old now, Emma returns Home.

-Four years Later-

-Emma and Angel turn twenty one and Kerian starts a war for the throne.

-A couple months Later-

-Serena is born!

-Three years Later-

-Kerian is brought back from the Dead! Angel gets stabbed and poisoned and just generally maimed and then she's crowned Queen of Zarius!

-About a year Later-

-Zareck is born! And Angel and Krys get married.

-Four years Later-

-Serena is eight years old! And Zareck is four! Yay, happy family! Then Kikyo comes along and kidnaps Serena and Eclipse intending to kill them and steal their powers for herself. Sounds like fun, right?

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Hahahha. Yea. so That's the main plot line. I'll post again about Blaise and the RoQuero'Kubeh, and Nicademus and Kai's plotlines. Ya know, after I stop procrastinating and finish them. Hahaha.

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But speaking of Blaise! I have decided that he needs to be older. I think that I had originally had him being only a year or two older then Eclipse, which would make him twenty two, twenty three years old. And just recently, like literally ten minutes ago, I decided that a year or two is not enough. So, I think I'll have him start off at like twenty seven or so. Kay? So, when Emma is seventeen and Eclipse is twenty one, Blaise shall be twenty seven! Which sounds like a much better plan to me at the moment, but who knows? I could change my mind. Hahaha.

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GOOD DAY MY FRIENDS!?!!

I Rock and I Ramble, My Brain is Scrambled

Okay, so, the other day when I was sitting in Math class, totally paying rapid attention to each and very single word out of the Professor's mouth, like ya do, I had a series of life altering Revelations about my book! Mostly to do with Kikyo and Kiska, but still, LIFE ALTERING! Hahaha. Now, I'ma share them with you, my semi loyal followers and fans.

-Firstly! I have decided that I absolutely hate Kazuo with grey skin. I hate it! Why did you people let me think that THAT was a good idea? Hahaha. So, needless to say, Kazuo shall return to being practically Albino.

-And I have decided to switch Kikyo and Kiska's parts in my book. Kikyo will now be the one kidnapping my husband and daughter and Kiska will be Kerian's daughter/Xanathos's sister. Although I have decided that Kiska's name MUST be changed asap, as I have recently decided that I hate it. OH SO MUCH HATE FOR THAT NAME ALL OF A SUDDEN! Hahaha. I'm leaning toward Selene or Demona, right at this moment, but that could very well change.

Yea. But I've just decided that the character of Kikyo, is far too maniacal and evil to be a pawn in Adrienne's plans like Xanathos is. She deserves to be a major villain. And really, considering on who she is based, is that really that much of a surprise? I don't think so. Anyway, I don't plan to change either of their powers, the girls are just going to swap. And I'm going to redo both of their character references. Because in addition to Kiska's name, I've decided that I hate both of their faces. Hahaha.

-And! I have also decided to change Kikyo's motive for kidnapping Eclipse and Serena. I mean, althought her previous motives did suit my purposes perfectly, they weren't exactly original. Or even particularly interesting. So, they MUST be changed. And I have decided to go with the 'Power Seeker' motivation. Basically, I chose this one because I wrote a short story about a BILLION and a half years ago about Blaise and Vlad, (There's a real surprise, right?) and althought the story sucked I always loved the concept and the way those particular villains operated. So, I'm going to adapt Kikyo's motives to fit this concept. And the best part? I don't have to change anything to fit this cool new motivation. (Hahaha. It's the Jacob Motivation!) All I have to do is add some stuff. Which shouldn't be too bad. I mean, all I have to do is make up a legend and create some kind of weapon or a talisman, a spell, something that will absorb and transfer the power of the people that you kill with it. But I'll brief you some more on that some time in the future. Right now, it's almost completely irrelevant.

-Also! I have decided that it is not conceivable, not even for a Vaikas of Angel's super impressive stature to have fully healed from a such critical injury, inflicted with a poisoned blade within the day or two it takes Adrienne to take over the castle. So, because Angel is a tough, die hard bitch, she will be in the final fight scene of Book Two, and she will kick ass. However, she will not be nearly as impressive as she generally is. I'm also thinking of having her rip out all of the stitches that Krystal so kindly fixed her up with in the process of kicking ass.So, expect to see my beloved sister COVERED IN BLOOD!?!!?!!! At some point during the battle, or perhaps after das battle scene. Hahaha.

-And, I have decided that instead of letting Adrienne escape during the chaos and confusion of the battle at the end of Book two, that she shall be captured and deported to Tethys along side Selene/Demona and Xanathos. And then within days of being there, the troop can run into Kikyo and Kikyo shall cut down Adrienne and steal her power and then recruit Selene/Demona and Xanathos into her army of minions hell bent on WORLD DOMINATION!?!! Hahahaha! And why the hell not? Xana is a Power Hungry Monster with an Inferiority Complex. And Selene/Demona will want revenge. Particularly on Angel, because no body gets away with treating her that way. NO BODY! Hahahha. Yea right, Selene/Demona. Whatever.

Killer Tofu!

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourselves to witness,

The FANTASTIC Adventures of CAPTAIN ELF BOY and BUBBLY CAT GIRL!?!!

In TECHNICOLOR 3D!?!!

But without pictures,

Because I am far too lazy for to be making SIMS right at this moment,

But instead I have....

Umm.... CAPS LOCK!?!!!

YAY

LOCKS THAT ARE CAPPED!

OHHH MOST VICTORIOUS VICTORIES!?!!

Hahahahaha!

Anyway....

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So, as you may or may not know, I have a cute, new boyfriend!?!! His name Tim, but I call him, Princeling. Because he seriously looks like he belongs in Lord of The Rings. I mean, I swear to gawd, he looks just like a freakin Elf! And so far, I think that he's kinda perfect. ^/////^ But let's not get into that right now.... Hahahaha.

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Alright so the other night, we were discussing his natural talents not only for being super sweet and charming, but for being able to turn me into a giggling, exceptionally feminine, bubble headed fool each and every time he says something sweet AND for being able to time such sweet, charming comments so that just when I am FINALLY getting to the point where I can stop smiling and giggling like a stupid School Girl, HE DOES IT AGAIN!?!! Hehehe.

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Well, actually, maybe discussing is the wrong word. I was accusing him of being able to do all of these things. Which obviously he can. Obviously! Then we decided that because he has these MYSTICAL powers over me, that he must be A SUPER HERO! And I admit that the fact that I even suggested such a thing, was greatly influenced by Eddie Izzard and his "I have Decided to Associate with Super Heros" rant, but that is really irrelevant to my point now isn't it? Hahaha. So, at first he was skeptical. Thinking that he would be a lame super hero if he had powers such as these. But I convinced him otherwise with a response that said THIS!?!!

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Random Citizen: Oh help us Captain Elf Boy! We need a girly female for some baizarre reason and we're fresh out! Whatever shall we do!?!!

Captain Elf Boy: No problem Random Citizen! -turns to me- Liz! You are a cute little Cat Girl and I love you more then my new video games!

Bubbly Cat Girl: Awwww! <3>

Random Citizen: Thank you Captain Elf Boy! You've saved the day!?!!

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More or less. Hahaha. I changed some of the words and added a bit more description to make it sound just a bit less retarded. But yea, TADA!?!! And earlier today we decided that Captain Elf Boy and Bubbly Cat Girl's ARCH RIVALS are, Drum Roll please... EMO NINJAS!?!! Yesh! The most evil of evil, EMO NINJAS! Whoose soul purpose in life is too destroy the world by cutting off all of Captain Elf Boy's hair and forcing Bubbly Cat Girl to wear skinny jeans!?!!

-gasp-

>_<

......The Horror! THE HORROR!?!!

Hahaha. And the best part? Princeling is an artist! And I haven't seen any of his work yet, but I bet it's FANTASTIC! And I think that we should turn this into a comic book/strip/whatever! Because even if we were the only ones who got it/thought it was funny, it would still kick major bootahy!

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And my Blog is doing that annoying thing that its does sometimes where it respaces everything that I've typed all by itself simply because it can.... RAGE!

Bazinga!?!!

So, a number of hyper amusing things have happened to me in the last week or so, which I believe to be the Universe's way of trying to make up for screwing me over again and again and again in basically every aspect of my life. And I have decided to share them with you!?!! Or at least a few of them. This post would just go on and on and on FOREVER if I told you everything. And to be honest, even if it wouldn't go on and on forever, I still probably wouldn't tell you everything, because Ima a raging Brat-Burger. -sticks tongue out- Deal with it!

Firstly, I would like to tell the tale of something HILLARIOUS that one of my Karate Students said to me Monday Night.
Background! As, any of you who actually care would know, I scratched my eye taking my contacts out and while back. So, I'm not allowed to wear them for awhile. Which means that I've been wearing my glasses a lot, obviously. Anyway, I went to Karate and was teaching as usual, two weeks til the next student test, so there are a lot of people coming in for reveiw, but other then that it was simply Karate as usual. And then I left with my brother and Izzy, cause she needed a ride home, and one of my students followed us out. Jason.
So just as we're getting into the car, Jason comes over to me and says, AND I QUOTE!
"Excuse me Ma'am, I noticed that those glasses make you look more intimidating."
Hahahahahaha!?!!!?!! This is all true. Anyway, I started at him for a moment or so and then said "Uhhh, thank you? I'll see you next week." 'Cause I mean, really, how does one respond to something like that?

Also, I would like for someone to please explain, how I can chop literally SIX INCHES of my hair off and have like only twelve people will notice. And yet, I stop wearing my contacts for a month and all of a sudden I'm hearing, "When did you get glasses?" every TEN MINUTES!?!! And the best part is that every single person that has asked me has seen my glasses before in the past. What the hell, does NO ONE pay attention to me?


Now, I would like to tell you all of the Dr. Phone Murderer Incident.


And I would like to start off by saying, I hate Girl Jeans! The pockets are wicked shallow and literally nothing stays inside them, as nearly any girl can testify too. So naturally, each and every time, I go to the bathroom or change my pants or sit down, I have to check my phone or it falls right out of my pocket! And I, being of razor sharp wit and clever reasoning, have just recently decided to start conteracting that as often as I remember too. Hahaha.


So! The other day when I went to the docter's office to be fingered by Cruella Deville and they had me change into that stupid gown thingy that they always make you wear, I took my phone out of my pocket and put it down on the exam table so that I wouldn't drop it on the floor. Smart Plan, right? Wrong. For after I changed into the stupid gown and the docter came back in, she moved the stupid peice of paper that they put on top the exam table and my phone was sent crashing to the floor.


Now, I have dropped that phone about NINETY EIGHT MILLION TIMES, and nothing has EVER happened to it before. And yet, for some baizarre reason, this time the stupid thing SHATTERED!?!! That's right, shattered. My screen now looks like somebody punched a stained glass window. It's fabulous really. So now, I'm stuck using my old pink razor. Which I find to be throughly awkward now, because my other phone was soooo much smaller and I don't have the nessicary symbols to make this, =^.^= face anymore. But it's whatever, I didn't lose any of my numbers. Which is good. Although, I am going to be super bummed if I lose all of my pictures from that phone. Infact, I may even cry if that's the case, because I had some many pictures of my Flashimus Maximus on that phone.....



And now, onto The FANTASTIC Adventures of CAPTAIN ELF BOY and BUBBLY CAT GIRL!?!!

Or at least that was the plan originally. As of right now however, I have decided that a happening of such EPIC proptions deserves a post of it's very own. WITH PICTURES!? ....IN TECHNICOLOR!?!! Soooo, you guys will just have to wait a bit longer to read about how EPICALLY EPIC AND HILLARIOUS and.... painfully lame I am. Hahaha. I mock your pain as if you really care. Ha!

Hair All Frizzed Out with Angry Thoughts

Alright. So, the other day, I was thinking about the last time that I listened to a friend prattle on and on about her stupid Girl Porn, a.k.a. Romance Novels. I'm fairly certian that the reason this conversation started was because I was hating all over Twilight and Werewolves in general, so naturally she began to tell me all about "Shifters" in the realm of super lame Girl Porn Novels.

Did you guys know that in the Universe of Girl Porn Novels, there are such things as Were-Bears and Were-Tigers and so on and so forth? How messed up is that? Honestly. Anyway, I am sitting there thinking 'What the phuck?' Because I realized almost immediately that in all of these stupid Girl Porn Stories about Shifters, they did not use a single animal that was not "Pretty" or "Sexy," if you know what I mean.

And honestly, how messed up is that? I mean really, I would looove to live in the Girl Porn Universe where ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE is inhumanly beautiful and powerful and mysterious and sexy and you never have to date any jerks because EVERYONE has a soul mate within a 5 miles radius of their house and he or she falls instantly in love with you, just because you exist. However, this is reality. Or what passes for reality in the Girl Porn Universe. And such madness does not happen!? It just doesn't. And in my, most expert opinion, if the "Gods" or "Genetic Reseachers" or whatever, were going to create such beings that they would and should naturally go for whatever animals possess the most extreme and well polished of survival traits on the planet. But clearly, that is not what happened here.

So, since the Girl Porn Universe is clearly not concerned about using animals with Genetic Superiority, I have decided to make a stand for less attractive animals by writting my own string of stories documenting the TOTALLY EPIC ADVENTURES of a bunch of highly unlikely, completely kick ass Shifters. Hahaha.

I haven't decided exactly what animals I'm going to use yet. But I know for a fact that I'm going to use the following,
-Angler Fish
-Skunk
-Plytapus
-Shark

Hahahaha. I'm also considering using,
Sloth, Emu, Walrus, Red Panda, Chipmunk, Crow, Fruit Bat, Tarantula, Poisonous Dart Frog.

Anyway, that's my super awesome, random post of the month. Enjoy it Dearies.

And All The Voices in My Head Have Every Right to Be There

WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!!!

Guess who just bought tickets to see Alice Cooper!?

I did!

-happy dance-

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

VICTORY!?!!

And my seats are pretty good too!

^^

He's playing with Rob Zombie, who I am not a huge fan of but he certianly doesn't suck.

Which is a good thing.

Because he's playing with

ALICE FREAKIN COOPER!?!!
WAAAAHHH!