I Guess You Guys Are Perfect

Soooo, last night I had a dream and it was a really weird dream, I'll tell you that right now. Hahaha. Anyway, I've been under a lot of stress because of various things lately and it sucks, so thinking of psychology because I had just done my reflection for psychology, last night before bed I asked my brain to use dreams to solve my problems because according to almost any Freudian psychologist that's what dreams do and my brain responded with the Russian Mafia, which I blame on my Criminal Organizations class. Anyway! Here's what happened,

Me, my brother and my boyfriend get kidnapped by the Russian Mafia. An we're thrown in a little room and this stereotypical Russian Mobster sits in front of the door with a shot gun. So I look at Ben and Batman and then at the shot gun and it's like we got this, we got a plan. And it's a good plan too! So, I start using my girlie charms on this guy and go over there and sit on his lap and start making out with them as a distraction so that one of them can take the shot gun from him and guess what? They don't! They both just sit there and sort of stare off into space at nothing. Great! Thanks guys! Very helpful. I try to get their attention to remind them that there is a reason that I'm making out with this guy, buuuut still nothing. No response at all. So, I get annoyed and pull out the knife that I've apparently had in my pocket the entire time, slit the guy's throat, take his shot gun, push him out of the way and leave the room. I don't know if boyfriend or brother followed me but I was gone. And that's all that I remember. Hahahaha. Interesting, right?

In other news, I bought some more books and me and Miss Marvel signed up to be models today! lol So, we'll see how all that goes. Peace out bitches?!

Happy Birthday Stevo

Happy Birthday Steve

You were a wise man and the world was a better place with you in it.

You are missed.

Rest in Peace

Yippie Kai Yay Mother Russia

Okay, so I brain stormed and here's what I think that I'm going to do, I think that I'm going to have paper lanterns everywhere and not the lame round Asian ones that everyone uses, I want shapes and colors and everything, like these ones!

I especially like the star shaped ones.

Okay, so my lanterns will be filled with fireflies, hundreds and hundreds of fireflies everywhere! And they will have tiny little holes worked into the designs so that the fireflies can breathe of course. And what I'm going to do is, just before dawn when the sky is the darkest, everyone is gonna grab a lantern and let the fireflies loose together. And it will be really pretty. I just have to decide where we're gonna do this. In the castle's courtyard where the party is or shall we make a short field trip down the road to the banks of the river? I can't quite decide. Though I am pretty sure that if I have them do this at the river then after we let the fireflies go, I'd want to put the rectangular lanterns in the water and watch them drift down the river. Cause again, it would be pretty to watch a bunch of pretty colored lanterns float down the river as the sun is coming up. Hahahaha.

So, as usual, let me know what you think. Location? Lantern design? Stuff like that. Hahaha.

Also, two posts in the same week! Guys I'm on fire! lol

The Feline Mafia

Aiyah, it has been awhile, hasn't it followers? Thorsdays are like my busiest day this semester with tuesday coming in a close second. It's exhausting! Anyway, I apologize to the one or two people that actually care, I'll try to be better about it.... Maybe.

Anyway, how about a post now?

I want to do something with fireflies at Emma/Angel's birthday. Because fireflies are cool and pretty. But what do you do with them? Like besides put them in glass jars. Although I suppose that we could put them in glass jars and just have them be everywhere at the party. But that's not a very interesting tradition. Ya know? And I think that I want a tradition. Hahaha. I'm on a bioluminescence kick right now, I guess. So, suggestions?

Wait For It

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First post of the new year!

Happy 2013 everyone!

.........

I really want to type something vaguely aggressive and venomous about how I wish everyone a happy new year but only some of you actually deserve to have a happy new year, buuuuut that's a lot of work and perhaps I don't much care anymore. I mean seriously.... Of course it's all true. But it's not really my job to state such things and I'm in a good mood and being positive and all that shit anyway.

So, I'll just leave you Bros to your own fates.

Good luck!

Alright! So to the relevant issue at hand! Kerian, I was thinking that I should change his back story a little bit. Not much, just a little. He'll still be manipulated by Adrianne and completely insane by the end of everything. However! I was thinking that maybe Kazuo should be Kerian's son. Why not? After all Adrianne does fact her own death when Kerian is captured and goes after him when he's exiled, so who is to say that she couldn't be pregnant with a child when all of that was going on? Hmmmm? And Aiden had already had a bunch of children. Like two. Hahaha. So, it's not outside the realm of possibility that she could be pregnant. And if Kazuo was brought up by Psycho Kerian and Manipulative Wench Adrianne, that would explain why he's so incredibly phucked up, don't you think? It would also add some meaning to his alliance with Kerian. Cause honestly, think about it. If Kazuo was such an emotionless, remorseless killing machine then why would he side with Kerian? By all rights, he shouldn't give a phuck about the crown or any of that stuff. But, if Kerian were his Father, that would be different. Hahaha.

Soooo, thoughts? Concerns?

A Catcus Wrapped in Steel Wool on a Pitch Fork

So glad that finals are done guys! It's good to be Home again with my family and my cats. Of course, like half of my friend group is now two hours away and that sucks. But I guess it only makes sense since during the semester the other half of my friend group was two hours away. lol Still kind of sucks though.

NOW! I would like to share a poem with you Bro's,

Roses are red

Violets are red

Tulips are red

Bushes are red

Trees are red

Oh God, my garden's on fire!

Hahahaha. It made me laugh. Wish I knew who wrote it though. 

Anyway, I don't think that I have anything relevant to post for you today Bros. But I don't think that any of you will be crushed by that news. Really.

I am so sick of christmas music.... Hey! What's up with this song anyway? Have a merry little christmas? Hell no! I'm gonna have the most biggest christmas ever Bitch!!?! lolololololol

That's Not My Department

Hey Guys!

I've got a new evil plan to try and make you care about my blog!

Wanna hear it?

Phase One:

I draw you in with something adorable like...

THESE PUPPIES?!

And then,

Phase Two:

I'll tell you something! Like this,

I'm actually thinking of adding something with David. Just a little scene when Emma comes and tells him that she isn't dead and he can be like, I just want you to know that you can come Home. And she'll be like yeeeaaaaah, I'd rather be elsewhere but I just wanted you to know that I'm happy and not dead or kidnapped. Cause you know even though he's not a great parent and he's not her father, he's just the guy that got stuck with her when her Mom died, doesn't mean that he wouldn't freak out if she never came Home. And it doesn't mean that Emma would let him think that she's dead cause she's a reasonably nice person all that kind of stuff. So, I was thinking about that. But if I don't end up doing a little scene like that then I'll probably make mention of him at her wedding. He won't get any lines or be allowed to give her away or anything, but I'm not entirely opposed to him being allowed to attend. Ya know?

And then it's like,

BAM!

I just tricked you into reading that with a picture of adorable puppies!
SO EVIL!

I just manipulated you Sir! Manipulated!

Hahahaha

Good plan right?

Knocked your socks off, didn't it?

Haha

Now if I can only figure out a way to stop people from only looking at the pictures and not reading what I write....

Hmm, I'll work on that.

Hahaha

Anyway, make my day and leave me some sort of relevant feedback!

Thanks. 

Bye bye Loves.

Oh Fondue My Eyes?!

HAPPY THORSDAY?!

Sooooo anyway, I'm not doing so great with this I'll post once a week thing, huh? Hahaha. Oh well! At least I'm doing well keeping up with my stupid math. That counts for something right? Well maybe not to you Bros.... BUT IT DOES COUNT?! Hahahha.

Now on a personal note, screw you Jess! 

And that's all the venting that I have for you today. Here's a picture of Bearcats,

 They smell like popcorn. Naturally. It's really, really cool.

I bet I know what you're wondering right now, I bet that you are wondering if I have anything relevant to post for you right now. Well the answer is no, not really. But I'm staying open minded about it. Maybe if I ramble long enough something will come to mind.... LIKE THIS?! Hahaha. I finally have a rough idea of what I want Aiden's battle speech to be no thanks to you guys! It's kind of Aragorn-esque. And I'm still working on it, but I finally have something for him to say. Haaha. Now if I could only make up my fricking mind on how to properly maim my Father then I could be a hundred percent done with with like 3/5ths of this bleeding book. And wouldn't that be great? I think so. Ummmm, oh and I changed Blaise's 'I'm bleeding to death and too stupid to ask Krystal for help or bandages or something' monologue a bit. There was nothing wrong with it. I just decided that it would sound a bit more natural if I changed somethings. Sooooo, I did. And Angel is now too enraged to be nervous about fighting Kazuo while maimed and I like it better this way because it's more in character for her. Fierce and emotional and rash and stubborn and impulsive and a fucking bad ass, that's my sister get your damn dirty hands off her, I'm going to rip your fucking throat out of your neck you bastard. Yep. That's Angel. Hahahha

And I love her just the way she is, so...

MEH!

And that's all I got for you today. I'm gonna go run up and down the halls with my snazzy new leg warmers and be awesome. Toodles!

In A Suit, In A Car, In A Dress, In A Box

HEY GUYS!

CHECK THIS OUT?!

Would you say that they're practically I-claps-dentical?!

Hahahha

The best part of this is that only like one or two of you will get this joke.

NOW! ENOUGH FUN AND GAMES?!

America, once again I am very, very disappointed in you!

Apollo Ohno

APOLLO OHNO?!

YOU GUYS LET MY PATRON GOD GET VOTED OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS?!

I am so disappointed.

-shakes head-

Why Apollo Guys? Why?

HE WAS AMAZING!

AND LOOKIT THIS!

YOU MADE NIGHTWING CRY, YOU JERKS!
WHY YOU VOTE HIM OFF?!
HE JUST WANTS TO DANCE!!!
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SUPER HEROES CAN BE DANCERS TOO GUYS?!
(cause Apollo Ohno is actually Nightwing in real life)

-sigh-

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that I rage quit this season of Dancing with the Stars.

Just saying.
My poor Baby!
-huggles-

Fill Me With Your Poison

Okay. So, you all remember my dearest, darlingest, twin sister Angel,

Hott and sexy, lesbian bad ass, future Queen of Zarius, ya know.

Well, as I have been writing a lot and such, I've been reading sections that I haven't looked at in awhile. And one such section that I was just looking at like I don't know... 2 seconds ago, is the section where Angel goes after Kazuo for trying to murder her sister. Well, as I have it right now, Angel gets his attention and then she gets a little nervous cause he's stronger then her and blah blah blah. Which I thought was very realistic. Cause she's doing what she's gotta do, but she's not suffering any delusions that this will be easy or anything like that. Cause he's one of the big bad guys and she's wounded and shit. But she's not backing down, which is in character. And it's realistic to be nervous in such a situation.

However, just now I was thinking, why the hell would Angel be nervous? Angel would be far too angry and too busy having a protective and a fierce to be nervous. She would forget that she was injured. And she wouldn't care who the hell she was fighting, she'd just lose it. At least I know that's what happens to me in those situations, anyway. And me and Angel are pretty similar..... Hahahaa!

Soooo, I think that I might be changing that.... Actually, scratch that. I am writing a rough draft of it right now to see how it reads. Still, it's always nice to have some other opinions. Let me know what you think Lovies.

I'm a Phucking Galaxy

I'M A GALAXY!
I'M A PHUCKING GALAXY!
Did you guys know that?

Hahaha

Did you know that I was a Galaxy? A phucking Galaxy?

It's true, ya know!

Pretty Spectacular too.

Hahahaha

Anyway,

Why vote for the lesser evil?
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That's all I had to say.
Toodles.

The Key to the Gate of Dreams

Okay, so me and my friend's decided that it would be a great idea for each of us to get Warehouse 13 tee shirts before the show came back on the air and we all wanted the shirts that Claudia made for everyone at Christmas with the artifacts that tried to kill them on it. Problem is there's only 3 of them available. Rheticus' Compass, Telegraph Island Telegraph and the Godfrid's Spoon. Yep, that's right, Man Ray's Camera doesn't even get it's own shirt. Sorry Myka! Anyway, it's really lame. Especially since I didn't really want any of those artifacts. I wanted Lovecraft's Key or Poe's Journal or Carrol's Mirror or something awesome like that.

Soooo, what did I do?

I made my own! 

YAAAAAAY!

And there's a few options, so leave me a comment and let me know which one you like the most!

First, I'll show you what the actual shirt looks like,

Now here's the first one that I did.

Option One:

This one has a different picture.

Options 2:

And this last one is the same as the first just with a different description of the key's properties.

Option 3:

Personally, I am impressed with myself. Hahaha. And ummm, I think that I probably like the picture with the purple glove best. But I'm not sure which of the properties description I prefer most though. Hahaha. Soooo, let me know what you guy's think! I can't wait to order a shirt! X3